Orbiter "Flutter" / "Egg" / "Cabbage Patch" / "Meryl" / "Food Lion lady" - Modern Christory's biggest mystery

[RollOverBeethoven]

Maybe it's an elaborate trap for Chris and he will be sacrificed to an elder god like Wiker man or Midsummer

Like a siren calling him to his doom

 

[Bent_Duck]

So barb was getting it up the pooper? I guess it's hard to tell where he's going with that bent duck of his

It could have torn the barrier between them and now it's just one canal, like a bird cloaca...

 

[King Metalia]

Do you think she swallowed? If so, did she chase it with a shot of Fanta?

She'd better have taken a shot of Fanta. To do otherwise is blasphemy.

Maybe it's an elaborate trap for Chris and he will be sacrificed to an elder god like Wiker man or Midsummer

An Elder God Saga would be entertaining, so naturally it sadly won't happen.

 

[King Kiwi]

It could have torn the barrier between them and now it's just one canal, like a bird cloaca...

I think you're in the wrong forum.

 

[The Poopsmith]

It could have torn the barrier between them and now it's just one canal, like a bird cloaca...

Or was there a barrier to begin with? Was Chris an anal birth? This could explain a lot

 

[King Kiwi]

Or was there a barrier to begin with? Was Chris an anal birth? This could explain a lot

There was plenty of room after Cole. He came out head first.

 

[Tennis-Ball-Tony]

This TikTok emo girl spotted Tubby and Flutter at a pet store somewhere.

Flutter might have gotten him to drop the trans clown outfits.

 

[King Kiwi]

This TikTok emo girl spotted Tubby and Flutter at a pet store somewhere.

Flutter might have gotten him to drop the trans clown outfits.




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Good job!

Flaker back pics confirmed and Chris is wearing the radical choice of blue jeans.

He also has someone on Valentine's Day that isn't his mother.

No one me has excuses anymore.

 

[SigueSigueSpergnik]

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Pros: has a relatively decent profile shot of Fluffer's face

Cons: stuck their username right over her face

Checks out.

 

[Rupin]

This TikTok emo girl spotted Tubby and Flutter at a pet store somewhere.

Flutter might have gotten him to drop the trans clown outfits.

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That’s the most normal he has looked in years.

 

[knux]

This TikTok emo girl spotted Tubby and Flutter at a pet store somewhere.

Flutter might have gotten him to drop the trans clown outfits.

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Interesting. I couldn't help but notice when he was shilling his latest product, (the plushies I think), that his hair wasn't seaweed green or blue anymore.
Is he buying a pet for her?

 

[King Kiwi]

Pros: has a relatively decent profile shot of Fluffer's face

Cons: stuck their username right over her face

Checks out.

If I didn't know any better, I'd say that name was deliberately put right over her face to fuck with us.

 

[SigueSigueSpergnik]

If I didn't know any better, I'd say that name was deliberately put right over her face to fuck with us.

We're thinking alike on this one.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Pros: has a relatively decent profile shot of Fluffer's face

Cons: stuck their username right over her face

Checks out.

No shit. All she had to do was not put her god damn user name over her face

 

[Shape Rotator]

The only reasonable explanation at this point is that Flutter is a god. Any mortal who gazes directly upon her face will be destroyed.

 

[King Kiwi]

We're thinking alike on this one.

The faggot took down the video.

I think we should just ban any pictures or videos that don't have her full face in the camera.

 

[Cuntspiracy Man]

There was plenty of room after Cole. He came out head first.

so like a baby is supposed to come out?

 

[King Kiwi]

so like a baby is supposed to come out?

If you don't get the joke, I can't help you.

 

[Zeus Blue Thunder]

This TikTok emo girl spotted Tubby and Flutter at a pet store somewhere.

Flutter might have gotten him to drop the trans clown outfits.

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I suspect this is something Chris does on the regular. All of his "driveway gravel" is basically aquarium rocks.

That being said, I didn't follow Christory much this past month, so some more fun shit might have happened, but Flutter arriving at Chris's around Valentine's Day?
Hmmm.

 

[King Kiwi]

I suspect this is something Chris does on the regular. All of his "driveway gravel" is basically aquarium rocks.

That being said, I didn't follow Christory much this past month, so some more fun shit might have happened, but Flutter arriving at Chris's around Valentine's Day?
Hmmm.

I was wondering where you were.

We need to stop analyzing gravel and stop Chris from abusing cats again.