Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[RollingRock2]

If she gets cravings Jack can offer her lime pickled eggs

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I don't know how you fuck up HVAC as an occupation

Even Anthony Cumia was able to do it. That said, I know a common ruse that large HVAC and plumbing companies pull on their workers is giving them sales quotas. Those who say “I didn’t sign up for this, so I’m resigning” are told they’ll get an astronomical bill for their training (however minimal that has been) if they leave.

More likely is that Jack is allergic to an honest day’s work. His father didn’t set him a great example there.

 

[Marc]

His whole channel is fantastic. The beaten up pan itself tells stories. That kind of restaurant is the best there is to eat and work, that guy was really humble and really loved his craft. Jack Chaplin was everything Jack Scalfani wishes he was: a good chef, loved and missed by his community, friends and family, with earned admiration from cooks worldwide. It pisses me to no end that Jack Scalfani lives and good men like Jack Chaplin dies.

I miss Chaplin, too - But let's not pretend that the only reason anyone outside of New London, Connecticut knew who he was wasn't due to being featured on /ck/ for regularly filming himself constantly cross-contaminating everything in his greasy spoon while being nearly too fat to turn around within a commercial kitchen. That said, once you saw past Daddy Jack wiping pink flour on everything, it was clear that the guy was a lovable, walking heart attack who passionately made food you know would taste great.

I distinctly remember lamenting that it had been him and not Scalfatty who had shit the bed and died. The further you peer past the surface of Jack Scalfani, the worse it gets (including his half-assed attempts at faking the earnestness Chaplin naturally exuded). The guy may as well be filled to bursting with bugs like Oogie from the Nightmare Before Christmas.

 

[Super Hans v2]

More likely is that Jack is allergic to an honest day’s work. His father didn’t set him a great example there.

I don't know if they stopped having one, but in California they had a cleaning service. If Jack's so fucking lazy he refused to work or even clean the fucking dishes, no way would Jr be willing to suffer messing around in a three foot crawl space in the summer. Especially since he's FAT.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Jack being a holier than thou twit



Jack for some reason really has been getting into anime, did Jack Jr get him into it

 

[JambledUpWords]

Jack being a holier than thou twit

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Jack for some reason really has been getting into anime, did Jack Jr get him into it

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I hope Jack doesn’t discover hentai exists, or maybe he should. Him openly thirstposting over waifus would be funny.

 

[Marc]

I hope Jack doesn’t discover hentai exists, or maybe he should. Him openly thirstposting over waifus would be funny.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I hope Jack doesn’t discover hentai exists, or maybe he should. Him openly thirstposting over waifus would be funny.

I’m sure tentacle porn is a real panty creamer for Jack. After all, he only has one functional arm. A creature with eight of them must be one of his kink fantasies.

 

[abobe]

AMISH MONDAY MOMENT #3
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https://preservetube.com/watch?v=6u8blovbjbI

I can't wait for February to be over because I'm tired of his Amish Monday Moment slop videos. I'm sick of seeing the dandruff flake on his shirt and his dirty glasses. At around the 00:11 second mark he loses his train of thought and rambles into a whole new idea.

 

[indomitable snowman]

Jack being a holier than thou twit

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Jack for some reason really has been getting into anime, did Jack Jr get him into it

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at least I have a functioning right hand.

 

[ZipDisk]

I’m positive he has been jealous of Jack Jr. since he was a baby

They mostly ignored him like a neglected dog if you watch the videos. They'd just leave him in the front yard blankly staring off into the distance.
How that creepy child became ayrab beard loud mouthed fatto fag staggers me. I'd imagine he'd grow up thin, quiet, and distance himself from the family.
With Garret, do you think he'd be allowed at the barn? Or does Tammy keep it strictly to theme parks?

 

[LaughJoke2.0]

"For 3 Year we dealt with infertility" Translation he was too busy with the boys from the church groups to fuck his wife. I hope it's a girl less chance of having to worry about private camping trips with dad.

 

[Uber driver reviewer]

I don't recall streaming as a career choice ever being seriously on the table, but he did make some big noise about aspiring to be a Christian rapper and dropping a couple of scorching singles that "somehow" never took off. IIRC that's the stupid reason why he dropped the HVAC nepo pipeline?

This wigger eats like a dog. And in a way, he’s more successful than Jack…in the same way a small efficient airport is much better to fly out of than the large airport that goes everywhere

GET YOU CLEAN SNEAKERS

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Jack being a holier than thou twit

The basic idea is, if Fatty believes something is wrong it means it's probably right.

This wigger eats like a dog.

He takes after his parents meaning he was doomed from the moment he came into the world.

 

[LifeAlert]

This wigger eats like a dog. And in a way, he’s more successful than Jack…in the same way a small efficient airport is much better to fly out of than the large airport that goes everywhere

GET YOU CLEAN SNEAKERS

Jack Jr.'s daily life summarized in 5 images

 

[Super Hans v2]

This wigger eats like a dog. And in a way, he’s more successful than Jack…in the same way a small efficient airport is much better to fly out of than the large airport that goes everywhere

GET YOU CLEAN SNEAKERS

What made him think looking like he was trying to shit while walking was a good look?

 

[Uber driver reviewer]

Jack Junior's wife, Brianna, is pregnant. This cursed blood line lives on,

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JUNIORS SEEED DOONE MISS!

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Holy shit. Double Junior did the thing!

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Oh yeah that carnivore diet has made fatty totally healthy

 

[I am Jack's dead arm]

Oh yeah that carnivore diet has made fatty totally healthy

That's an older picture of him. He was celebrating actually being able to move his right arm, which he hasn't been able to do in a long time.

 

[Uber driver reviewer]

If she gets cravings Jack can offer her lime pickled eggs

Jack On The Go where he attempts to anticipate Brianna’s preggo cravings and takes her out for the latest goyslop would be hilarious, Jack would get so mad when she doesn’t react the way he wants her to.


Jack has historically handled himself very poorly when Bri doesn’t have the desired reaction to slop he forces her to endure. “What’s this? cravings police?” Watch the poor girl actually desire a giant salad, but Jack pull a “YOURE WRONG” and then make Tammy drive her to Arby’s for MEAT MOMMY MEAT MEAT YOU WANT MEAT BRIANNA GET YOU MEAT SALAD. (Also watch Tammy sabotage Brianna’s craving food because she’s a nasty cunt just like Qarol)


Also looking forward to Junior being a lazy wigger and not doing anything to help Bri .


I hate this family