Orbiter "Flutter" / "Egg" / "Cabbage Patch" / "Meryl" / "Food Lion lady" - Modern Christory's biggest mystery

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Forever Cain said:
That "standing on toes to see" pose is kinda cute. But only just cute.
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how long are you all going to act like a buncha tsunderes who wanna say you like the frumpy girl but won't admit it

The Poopsmith said:
He is risen!
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Chris is convinced that masculinity is more attractive to women and they like the "weird eccentric artist" archetype, he grows back the goatee and goes back to making art, eventually skipping on the goddess persona and bringing back- Christopher W Chandler

With his new behavior it is easier to find friends, Flutter introduces him to some true and honest people to meet and drink with, and with his new complete devotion to art he manages to make it big in a local indie comic sphere. He completely disappears off the web... In a year or so we catch him strolling through town, he's still strange but no longer an embarrassment, he has a few tattooes and is wearing a jean jacket, someone tries to talk to him about ween shit but he just blows them off
He's just rolling and trolling
 
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SigueSigueSpergnik said:
Flatulence Flagella Fuckadoodledoo.
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We've been through this, her name is Feraligator.

Of course haven't been people been throwing around her actual name is Helmi or something like that? Because of some name that's on Chris's Duolingo account?

I'm still leaning towards Alling or Ailing.

I don't think we should call her what we misinterpret; I think we should call her as close to what Chris said as possible.
 
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FinnSven said:
Why?

Neither of those are known names.

Aili is on the other hand.

A Finnish, Sami or Estonian given name and completely fits the bill.
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In the recording it sounded like he said it with a g on the end.

I hear an "ing" on the end of it.

When I googled it it's looks like a German surname but you never know.
 
FinnSven said:
Why?

Neither of those are known names.

Aili is on the other hand.

A Finnish, Sami or Estonian given name and completely fits the bill.
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Could be, especially since Ailikki is a diminutive form and the name means "nainen, joka viettää aikaa lemmikkikaupassa todellisen ja rehellisen kusipään kanssa", meaning "woman who hangs out in pet store with a true and honest motherfucker".
 
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I'm still convinced this is all just one big elaborate gay op and every picture we've been delivered so far has intentionally been handed to us by whoever is behind this while they laugh as we go on a seemingly endless wild goose chase.

That's what I think is happening here. It's all just too fucking convenient to not be a gay op.
 
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Bob Barbas said:
I'm still convinced this is all just one big elaborate gay op and every picture we've been delivered so far has intentionally been handed to us by whoever is behind this while they laugh as we go on a seemingly endless wild goose chase.

That's what I think is happening here. It's all just too fucking convenient to not be a gay op.
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it absolutely is
i don't think it's one organized group tho, i think all the people on the reddit are just having fun turning it into a game because unlike the farms, they don't actually want this girl's identity and scrambling for any ounce of dox they can get like it's what sustains their life force
they're just goofing around

in a way i respect that more
 
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Bob Barbas said:
I'm still convinced this is all just one big elaborate gay op and every picture we've been delivered so far has intentionally been handed to us by whoever is behind this while they laugh as we go on a seemingly endless wild goose chase.

That's what I think is happening here. It's all just too fucking convenient to not be a gay op.
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Part of me agrees with this.

I mean, it feels that way doesn't it? Especially when a 14 year old girl puts her watermark right on Flutter 's face. Stupid 14-year-old.

Come to think of it, Chris acts relatively cool and laid back even when he's telling off people a year ago about the Sasquatch Saga.

"I'm not a Sasquatch... I don't like my picture taken."

Come to think of it, again, that's the same tone of voice he uses when he briefly explains about Flutter.

Calm, casual and almost indifferent, as if it's just a slightly irksome fly that keeps buzzing around but can be easily dealt with.

We certainly don't see him storm and rage when pictures of himself and Fondue emerge online.

Unless he's on some very heavy medication or it's the fulfilling lurve he shares with Flutter that curves (not hers) his enthusiasm, it's quite odd that nothing ever triggers him anymore.
 
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Cuntspiracy Man said:
this is CHRIS CHAN were talking about, not your random neighbor you don't know much about
defining him as nothing but 'the guy who fucked his mom' is almost normalizing him compared to how insane his whole life as been, he's simply not the kinda person you can just do that with and have it be honest or accurate
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There's thousands of Chris Chans out there in Virginia, the Midwest in general and the whole other world at large who get some kind of monthly tugboat from the government with the assumption they'd use that money to stay inside their disgusting mancaves and never go out more than necessary to pester bystanders for beer money. Chris's life is actually pretty mundane compared to them, as Chris had a relatively responsible father who tried to make him a contributing member of society and as much of a bitch Barb was, she did not pimp him to arevolving door of boyfriends after Bob died. The one big thing is that Chris published his private life on the Internet right at the time it started to become mainstream, he's the OG lolcow and little else. There's nothing unusual about him, he's but another retarded loser who only became famous because he's the first.
The one single unusual thing I can give him points for is that he became the sexual predator instead of being predated on instead. Again, there's hundreds of retards like him who macked on their siblings or parents, but are unheard of because everyone's too disgusted to publish that shit on the Web.
Captain Ahab said:
Motherfucker really fixed his life by going to prison.
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I'd argue prison taught him nothing but to keep his mouth shut or else it's another shot of Haldol in the ass for you, pal.
 
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demicolon said:
There's thousands of Chris Chans out there in Virginia, the Midwest in general and the whole other world at large who get some kind of monthly tugboat from the government
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So in other words not that special or unique huh?

Well you have to find out one way or another, unfortunately.
 
demicolon said:
There's thousands of Chris Chans out there in Virginia, the Midwest in general
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There's a huge different between Chris and your average tard. Chris sought fame but was too autistic to polish his work, he documented his reality and left his entitlement intact. Add that with the pre cultural marxist internet of the late 00s and that gives you a recipe for a lolcow king. This is the reason why other lolcows with similar tendencies never took off to the same extent.
 
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If Chris was born 20 years later and started the Love Quest today, he wouldn't even be a blip on the radar. The most interesting thing aside from him being the pioneer of everything wrong with the Internet today is him having a relatively normal family life, there isn't really anything you could point a finger at that made him the waste of skin he ended as. If anything he's an example that people are not equal and some will amount to nothing no matter what.
 
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There's wikifeet, would you argue that it being nuked off the face of the planet would be any kind of a loss?
 
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