Alex Hogendorp / Lunar Eclipse Paradox / KermisVoyager1997 / BetterSkatez / Chords of Brazil / Funky the Clown (and many more) - Whiny canuck with TDS, Political flip-flopper, Flat-earther, Fetishistic media encyclopedia, Limbless loli connoisseur, GIANT hypocrite, Raped by fake clowns, Spiritual tranny, Wanna-be skitzocow, Noushintou Hoshi's #1 fan, Betrayed by Kiwi Farms

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CallmeCicada said:
I want to laugh at it more though, because the idea of giving us more shit to laugh at on purpose is profoundly retarded and also worth mocking.
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As a serious answer, the videos and the lists are probably on the performative side. He saw how much attention it gained him on the farms.

I have a hard time believing that his clown rape and shit before now is fake. He was a nobody before this. He was probably just autistic enough to think it was funny.

I believe it was @Gravemind who pointed out he went through the same cycle of angry to self deprecating as he did in other threads so that’s probably more so real.

Didn’t he have the video shit talking Sheldon before the halal? I’d say the Sheldon thing is half fake. He had that one video on him by Sheldon and then started his crusade against Sheldon after it was pointed out in the thread.

Obviously the loli shit is real along with his weird ass fetishes.

TLDR I think it’s more real than fake. I think some of the videos and more current things are just to get more attention.
 
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CallmeCicada said:
I wanted to discuss something. It has been a topic all thought this thread. But it's good we address it a little more. Alex is a sperg and a autist, no doubt. He is also obviously saying many things to deflect our attention from details he dosent want us to talk about.

How much do you guys think is performative and where do you get the "this nigga is bullshitting" feeling.

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Something I noticed in the OPs first video is that he is looking down at the camera constantly to see if he is in frame when he is holding his arms behind his head. What do you guys think?
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His emotions always feel kind of fake, but I don't know if it's because he can't express them well, so he forces them or if he's faking it

In this video, I feel like he's angry, but can't really express it well so he's forcing facial expressions


But there's this one video where he truly felt genuine, you can't see his face but the emotions are there

I think he starts crying around the middle too


From what I know, I think the Internet is his only real social outlet in life (apart from his family, but maybe he's not close with them?) so he shares a lot of things like his art,videos,projects,problems,fetishes and feelings. He's probably exaggerated some things and definitely did some things to get attention from the internet and Kiwifarms (like the updated list and how he was going to add anyone that disagreed that he wasn't better than them), but I think he's not faking it.

My 2C

ETA: That's also why he demanded an ultimatum to kiwifarms to be back to what it was before he got exposed here:

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The first 3 phrases stand out to me

  • Make my experience the way it was before I got exposed by Dick Brain.
  • Delete that thread on me.
  • Give me normal ratings instead of throwing hats and trashcans at me.
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He was clearly comfortable here, to the point of sharing most of his art and his videos. (which lead to him being exposed)
So to be exposed like that in a space where he was comfortable and "loved" really took him by surprise and that's why he always says that Kiwifarms betrayed him.

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Thoughts?
 
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rel=alternate said:
I am still catching up, but there is a video of him trying to speak Spanish on the Chords of Brazil channel in a hotel.

He clearly struggles with more than just the sentence form.

Iirc, the interaction goes like this :

"Donde este el norte (last word I am not sure about)?"
???
Repeats
Dude at the reception "No entiendo"
Alex repeats in a interrogative tone "no entiendo?"

End of the interaction and he goes back to filming the lobby and his family in the elevator.
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Found it

 
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PaperRoads said:
But to continue my point from last post, I think he doesn't see that his fetishes and actions are wrong, so when he gets called out for it he lashes out and calls Kiwifarms evil.
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He does, the guy has various posts saying how evil lolicon is:
Lunar Eclipse Paradox said:
You have absolutely no moral ground if you think lolicon or any pedophile material deserves any reverence.
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Lunar Eclipse Paradox said:
Lolicon is illegal in most countries and for good reason. It's a really creepy form of hentai and it's a gateway to more depraved forms of CSAM materials. It should remain illegal for those reasons.
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Lunar Eclipse Paradox said:
Yeah, I hate the normalization of Lolicon/Shotacon. The prevalence of these things are very tempting even when they're under the knowledge that it's wrong. Which is the scariest part of any of this. It's best to be vigilant and responsible in those dark ages.
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He's simply an hypocrite
 
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Axiom. said:
Hey, we should probably stop asking to be put on a kill list. It's starting to get very repetitive, or something.
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I say we close and finalize the kill list. Anyone not on it is now deemed a fag. Our super secret DM’s have too many members as is. Alex should hurry up and kill some of them so our DM chain can thin out a bit.

I vote Alex starts from the bottom up.
 
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Kiwi & Cow said:
Someone needs to compile every pose he makes and send them in a zip file so YIIK can be remastered with 4K graphics. There's ample vids of him doing weird poses or weird expressions, so that's absolutely something that could happen.
Alternatively, someone will make a visual novel where he dates his dismembered waifus.
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It's about time for FMV cinematics to make a comeback, C&C style.
 
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To try and convey to him how seriously I take these ultimatums, I have added the react stickers he would have got with the sketch and snip tool. Apologies that I can't draw, but I don't have time to learn now that I've apparently been drafted to fight for Ukraine.

Slava ukraini!

Also, do any of the weebs know who Noushintou Hoshi is and what he wrote? I am legitimately worried if I google shit this guy likes that I'll wind up on some sort of list.
 
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lolcow yoghurt said:
When are we getting an early life investigations?
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Fuck it, i'll make some notes based on my own assumptions and theories

-25 so he was born in 1999/2000
-Autistic and required a tard wrangler so he probably was prone to sperging the fuck out
-Most likely got into anime through the remaining runoffs of the Anime Boom

that's what i've got so far
 
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