Orbiter "Flutter" / "Egg" / "Cabbage Patch" / "Meryl" / "Food Lion lady" - Modern Christory's biggest mystery

If Chris wasn't retarded, there wouldn’t be any shit to make money off of. The reason for his infamy is because he’s incapable of functioning like a normal person. It’s not just that he’s mentally ill, he’s a one man ouroboros of delusion, entitlement, and extremely bizarre decision making that keeps feeding into itself. People don't watch because he's a genius mastermind, they watch because every time you think his story has reached its natural conclusion, he somehow finds a way to make it worse.
Which is why I'm skeptical of the whole idea he is in a relationship. Chris has never been normal. His upbringing, his mental conditions, his reputation, all work against normal stuff happening. It's possible, but I feel the likelihood is just too slim.
 
Which is why I'm skeptical of the whole idea he is in a relationship. Chris has never been normal. His upbringing, his mental conditions, his reputation, all work against normal stuff happening. It's possible, but I feel the likelihood is just too slim.
It's not like Chris and Flutter are announcing their nuptials.

Even if they were in a relationship and it was serious, Chris isn't allowed to talk about it for some reason.
 
Which is why I'm skeptical of the whole idea he is in a relationship. Chris has never been normal.
Pretty much. The idea of Chris being in a genuine, healthy relationship just doesn't make sense with everything we know about him. I think Flutter is a weirdo who, at best, seems to be enabling Chris's delusions and, at worst, like most people who willingly choose to latch onto Chris, has their own set of issues that make this whole situation even messier. Nothing about this seems like a normal relationship, it's probably just another chapter in the ongoing trainwreck that is his life. Even if they are actually into Chris, that just raises more questions about their own mental state.

Even if they were in a relationship and it was serious, Chris isn't allowed to talk about it for some reason.
That's the part I always found weird. If this were real, Chris would probably talk about her all the time. He's never really been that shy to talk about relationships that he thought had been real before. The fact that he's being vague or avoiding details suggests either Flutter told him to keep quiet (which is very suspicious in itself), or there's nothing actually going on, and he's just grasping at whatever attention he can get.

Chris isn't known for being good at keeping secrets, so if he's not talking about everything, it's probably because he either doesn't fully understand the situation or is being fed some kind of script.
 
That's the part I always found weird. If this were real, Chris would probably talk about her all the time. He's never really been that shy to talk about relationships that he thought had been real before. The fact that he's being vague or avoiding details suggests either Flutter told him to keep quiet (which is very suspicious in itself), or there's nothing actually going on, and he's just grasping at whatever attention he can get.

Chris isn't known for being good at keeping secrets, so if he's not talking about everything, it's probably because he either doesn't fully understand the situation or is being fed some kind of script.
I doubt it's Chris himself that wants to keep the secret but who knows.

He's always like to live in an elaborate fantasy world and I'm wondering if maybe he's always vaguely aware that these past girlfriends weren't real.

At some point maybe he just started going along with it for the heck of it, because lately he seems like he could care less about the dimensional merge or being Jesus Christ Goddess whatever.

By all outward appearances, he's got a home, got the girl and got some kind of an income.

There's no evidence that he's not living at Big Island anymore; I think that's mostly just speculati on.
 
The idea of Chris being in a genuine, healthy relationship just doesn't make sense with everything we know about him.
I don't think anyone is under the illusion that this is a normal/healthy relationship (hopefully). She reminds me of those girls who are really into furry porn or yaoi. She reached out to him while he was in jail (although I suspect they had online contact prior). They are like tandem degenerate spergs who linked up on their journies of living on the absolute societal fringes - that they happen to be the opposite sex naturally leads to it being a "relationship". If he didn't hate men so much, he'd probably have already found some freak friend online and they'd met up every so often to go to olive garden or something. Flutter probably does have a lot of very unhealthy interests and beliefs in common with Chris.

That's the part I always found weird. If this were real, Chris would probably talk about her all the time. He's never really been that shy to talk about relationships that he thought had been real before
He may be engrossed enough into this saga that blabbering on the internet isn't important. It's been a long time since he's had one this detached from the internet - probably since Bob died. Having an IRL friend will do that to you. He doesn't even interact that much online anymore - it gets mentioned a lot how he's not talking about her, but he's really not saying much of anything anymore. And while he is retarded, he does feel stress when dealing with the internet (like the pregnancy mishap) vs. the positivity of hanging out with flutter irl or messaging her privately. Even the stupidest dog can be conditioned that way.

Honestly I thought she was an asset for a while but I'm starting to come around to her just being a turbo-sperg. Chris is not rare in that way, he's just the most documented. And she may have also told him to shut the fuck up for whatever personal reasons (personal security, shyness, trolls, etc). Or he doesn't want her to be harassed.
 
I don't think anyone is under the illusion that this is a normal/healthy relationship (hopefully). She reminds me of those girls who are really into furry porn or yaoi. She reached out to him while he was in jail (although I suspect they had online contact prior). They are like tandem degenerate spergs who linked up on their journies of living on the absolute societal fringes - that they happen to be the opposite sex naturally leads to it being a "relationship". If he didn't hate men so much, he'd probably have already found some freak friend online and they'd met up every so often to go to olive garden or something. Flutter probably does have a lot of very unhealthy interests and beliefs in common with Chris.
If Fiona has shown anything, this is very much a possibility. Some women REALLY are that insane and/or degenerate to even get close to Chris, regardless of anything having to do with him at this point.
 
Pretty much. The idea of Chris being in a genuine, healthy relationship just doesn't make sense with everything we know about him. I think Flutter is a weirdo who, at best, seems to be enabling Chris's delusions and, at worst, like most people who willingly choose to latch onto Chris, has their own set of issues that make this whole situation even messier. Nothing about this seems like a normal relationship, it's probably just another chapter in the ongoing trainwreck that is his life. Even if they are actually into Chris, that just raises more questions about their own mental state.
Yeah, Flutter is obviously really fucked in the head. She willingly contacted a guy who raped his mom to get into a relationship with him. She also feeds into his delusions that he's Jesus Christ. She's a pretty horrible, fucked up person.
 
Reminder that he and Borb called animal control on a neighbor's cat and had it put down just because the poor thing scratched him (it wouldn't surprise me if they were originally trying to steal it like they did with another neighbor's dog)

And I can't find the source at the moment but he also intentionally ran over a snake with his car, then gloated about it with the trolls.
There was also that time he snatched a kitten from his mom (Reenacment) and stubbornly refused to give it back while the whole internet yelled at him to do so.
I'm of the opinion that the reverse is true. Chris is a manipulator by nature.
Oh, he definitely is, he learned from Barb. Only that with him being such a dumbass, he can't manipulate anyone no matter how much he tries.
maybe flutter thinks shes the second coming of the virgin mary and she has to find jesus or whatever.
That's great for Chris, since he can get to pork his mother all over again.
 
Maybe Flutter is her cousin.
Hell, maybe Flutter is into nasty ugly guys too.

In all seriousness though, I'm not betting on this too much, as Flutter does appear to have SOME standards, at least compared to Fiona. Her seemingly persuading Chris to change in more casual outfits at the pet shop being an obvious one.
 
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In all seriousness though, I'm not betting on this too much, as Flutter does appear to have SOME standards, at least compared to Fiona. Her seemingly persuading Chris to change in more casual outfits at the pet shop being an obvious one.
Yeah but maybe she views him as a fix him up kind of boyfriend. I mean look, she has been with him for like 18 months I think there is something serious going on.
 
Yeah but maybe she views him as a fix him up kind of boyfriend. I mean look, she has been with him for like 18 months I think there is something serious going on.
Still would take that over being viewed as a sex object due to your own rancidness.
 
It would be funny if she was into Chris and considered him a boyfriend but plot twist, she's some sort of non binary asexual freak and Chris still hasn't gotten laid by anyone but his own mother
And if that doesn't happen, Chris just fucks this up massively somehow, like he does with every other friendship with some weird-ass woman he manages to actually sustain, and she gets doxed.

It happened with Megan, Heather, and Fiona, it could very well happen with Flutter, too.
 
Flutter is like the Bigfoot of the CWC universe; nothing but blurry pictures and theory. The more speculation I read, the less I know. Can't wait for fluttergate.
After all the shit that happened after Barbgate, I eagerly await and dread Fluttergate simultaneously.
That'll definitely crash the site though. It'll be the biggest event in Christory since the arrest or maybe his release.
Not even the pregnancy rumor was able to do that, and that was basically on the same level as Barbgate when it was first announced.
 
Yeah, Flutter is obviously really fucked in the head. She willingly contacted a guy who raped his mom to get into a relationship with him. She also feeds into his delusions that he's Jesus Christ. She's a pretty horrible, fucked up person.
I'm still in disbelief that any woman wants to go anywhere near Chris. I wonder how well the incels are taking it :lit:
After all the shit that happened after Barbgate, I eagerly await and dread Fluttergate simultaneously.

Not even the pregnancy rumor was able to do that, and that was basically on the same level as Barbgate when it was first announced.
Yeah I'm so glad that wasn't real. If it were I'd definitely be wondering if we were truly in Hell.
 
I'm still in disbelief that any woman wants to go anywhere near Chris. I wonder how well the incels are taking it :lit:
Fiona, and other women like her, are specifically into those types of people, so I don't consider that as much of an accomplishment on Chris's part. They want to fuck him BECAUSE he's a disgusting slob. (i.e. It's their weird fetish) That or the clout they'd receive from doing so makes them wet, I don't know.
Yeah I'm so glad that wasn't real. If it were I'd definitely be wondering if we were truly in Hell.
I see that more as a cautionary tale for how people should take any sort of juicy story surrounding Chris (especially after the stuff that already happened after BarbGate). The person who perpetuated that story did it only because he wanted to stroke his ego, and to "uncover" yet more stuff about Chris and Flutter, even though he knew the story was complete bullshit. Despite that, it lit this entire side of the Internet on fire and caused confusion.
 
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