Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[VeteranOfTheRetardWars]

His name is Terry Dean Nemmers. He stalks people. He makes his own license plates. He attempts to arrest judges while on trial himself.

Sounds pretty based, not gonna lie.
Real Sigma Hours over here, if only Nick had the balls to go full Nemmers.

 

[Al Jolson]

No fucking way hahaha
What is with the Rekietas! Even Granny Balldo is getting into the "lifestyle"!

i thought you were fucking trolling

 

[Grayback]

What is with the Rekietas! Even Granny Balldo is getting into the "lifestyle"!

There was a reason why our great-grandparents tried not to let the Ellis Islanders in.

 

[Strix454]

Sounds pretty based, not gonna lie.
Real Sigma Hours over here, if only Nick had the balls to go full Nemmers.

I found this and its kind of interesting. Nemmers had a case in 2007 where after refusing to cooperate with the court, he was assigned an attorney to defend him. It was Nick's friend now-Judge Jennifer (Pussy Liquor) Fischer.

A few clips of Terry in action:

Terry Dean Nemmers vs. the police station

Terry Dean Nemmers makes a complaint

 

[Melty Butter]

I don't get why Nick won't stream on his own channel, but will stream on coom's and discount Vito's. Is it like another form of cucking\findoming? people are superchating to shit on Nick, and he's not getting the money for it. If he doesn't want to stream, then why is he streaming?

He recently addressed this question in a call-in with Melton. It went like this:

> Melton, who is growing impatient (along with his audience) with Nick, prompted Nick to tell a salacious story about the polycule.
> Nick told the story about Aaron holding April's hand while Nick was railing her.
> Melton said, paraphrasing, 'Fuck, dude, you've gotta start streaming again to tell these stories!'
> In response, Nick explained that his audience doesn't want to hear these stories, and that's part of the reason he hasn't streamed.

He's correct but it's also convoluted thinking that reflects his own inner personal struggle.

Normie law nerds who are hanging on for dear life do not want to hear about bloody sheets and orgies but he desperately wants to tell those stories. Meanwhile, he hates his normie midwestern dad/husband existence but has chosen to live it.

To properly return to the Internet, he must atone for mistakes (drugs, the polycule) that he doesn't regard as mistakes. He's been pretty honest about that. He knows he must apologize, and yet he's not sorry. And, so, he doesn't. (There's a backwards integrity to that, I suppose.)

It reminded me of his June 19, 2024 "comeback" stream:

At timestamp 7:16
"Any of you who want me to come out here and do some weird grandiose apology or prostrate myself in front of you, let me just help you with my Public Image right now. Fuck you right in your goddamn mouth."

 

[AltisticRight]

You're not in civilization until you have a gas station/Subway or gas station/KFC.

Does galaxy gas count?

the only upside is I may catch rekieta pimping himself out on the corner and get to have a chuckle

You better be careful. Hope you're wearing titanium underwear or a chastity cage because the slatternly skelly succubus of Spicer is coming for your member.

Nick told the story about Aaron holding April's hand while Nick was railing her.

That sounds like rubbish he saw in cuckold porn. Nobody aside from MAPpers believe this bullshit.

 

[Captain Manning]

In response, Nick explained that his audience doesn't want to hear these stories, and that's part of the reason he hasn't streamed.

His audience (what little remains of it) wants him to go back to law streaming. You see it every time Himedall or somebody else posts screen grabs of his Locals or Discord. They are holding out hope he'll cover X trial or Y trial.

Which is something he doesn't want to do.

So, he's either got to just pack it in, or bite the bullet and do the thing he doesn't like.

And he better make up his mind soon too, because other lawtubers can and are picking up the slack. Like, seriously, how many trials alone has Sean covered by now?

To properly return to the Internet, he must atone for mistakes (drugs, the polycule) that he doesn't regard as mistakes. He's been pretty honest about that. He knows he must apologize, and yet he's not sorry. And, so, he doesn't. (There's a backwards integrity to that, I suppose.)

Being charitable, he could probably not apologize and still attract an audience of lolbertarian weirdos that see absolutely nothing wrong with what he did.

He will never achieve the heights he once had absent at least some contrition though. And even then, I don't know if he can. That's a niche audience.

 

[Briareus]

Being charitable, he could probably not apologize and still attract an audience of lolbertarian weirdos that see absolutely nothing wrong with what he did.

He will never achieve the heights he once had absent at least some contrition though. And even then, I don't know if he can. That's a niche audience.

And who is to say they will even stick around with his sour mood and whining most of the time? I think they'd see pretty quickly that he's a charisma void hack that only on occasion says something a lolbert will like and not much else beyond that. They'll probably won't even bother unsubscribing, just never tune in again, another one in the mass graves of inactive followers who just can't be bothered.

 

[Vibralldo]

He recently addressed this question in a call-in with Melton. It went like this:

> Melton, who is growing impatient (along with his audience) with Nick, prompted Nick to tell a salacious story about the polycule.
> Nick told the story about Aaron holding April's hand while Nick was railing her.
> Melton said, paraphrasing, 'Fuck, dude, you've gotta start streaming again to tell these stories!'
> In response, Nick explained that his audience doesn't want to hear these stories, and that's part of the reason he hasn't streamed.

He's correct but it's also convoluted thinking that reflects his own inner personal struggle.

Normie law nerds who are hanging on for dear life do not want to hear about bloody sheets and orgies but he desperately wants to tell those stories. Meanwhile, he hates his normie midwestern dad/husband existence but has chosen to live it.

To properly return to the Internet, he must atone for mistakes (drugs, the polycule) that he doesn't regard as mistakes. He's been pretty honest about that. He knows he must apologize, and yet he's not sorry. And, so, he doesn't. (There's a backwards integrity to that, I suppose.)

It reminded me of his June 19, 2024 "comeback" stream:

At timestamp 7:16
"Any of you who want me to come out here and do some weird grandiose apology or prostrate myself in front of you, let me just help you with my Public Image right now. Fuck you right in your goddamn mouth."

Nick's a spoiled brat with ODD that had a taste of success and it immediately solidified long-standing beliefs that he was special and didn't have to live by traditional norms like "having a job", "being monogamous", "sobriety", "not neglecting your kids", and "staying sober".

 

[Melty Butter]

He's tweeting again, punching down about some Harvard professor trans-advocate (or troon him/herself- I don't know the lore) whose Twitter was suspended.

Two things are funny about this:

1) Why would Nick-the-libertarian, free speech advocate, care if this person published Elon's government email? Nick should be celebrating this person for putting that on blast.

2) Whenever Nick goes dark, set your timers to 36-48 hours. It always works. He cannot keep quiet.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

Nick is diving nose first into the lolbertarian feeder chamber into right-wing grifterhood.
Doing coke, swinging and touching children is what his life is now all about.

 

[Botchy Galoop]

He's tweeting again, punching down about some Harvard professor trans-advocate (or troon him/herself- I don't know the lore) whose Twitter was suspended.

Alejandra Caraballo has published the dox of all DOGE employees.
For anyone interested, the lore is here. Alejandra has a voluminous thread here on the Farms.
And you are correct!
Little Nicky should be celebrating someone employing their Gawd Given Rights!
Doesn't he stand for Freedom of the Press? Freedom of Speech?
Guess not. Like most, he only believes in those freedoms for himself.
Love or hate MR Caraballo, I would be a hypocrite if I thought that what he did (phonebooking) was legally or morally wrong.

 

[AnOminous]

Love or hate MR Caraballo, I would be a hypocrite if I thought that what he did (phonebooking) was legally or morally wrong.

Posting the emails is totally fine. I'd have done that if I got them. I'm sure there are plenty of DOGEcows. The "tee hee I sure hope nobody does anything ILLEGAL with this" tittering was gay as fuck though.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

Posting the emails is totally fine. I'd have done that if I got them. I'm sure there are plenty of DOGEcows. The "tee hee I sure hope nobody does anything ILLEGAL with this" tittering was gay as fuck though.

Those government emails would be non-redacted in any FOIA request because it is GOVERNMENT data that is subject to transaprency and FOIA.
Those retards at DOGE are incompetent on a level that borders severe brain damage and mental retardation.

Maybe that is why Nick feels kinship with them.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Nick is diving nose first into the lolbertarian feeder chamber into right-wing grifterhood.
Doing coke, swinging and touching children is what his life is now all about.

Nick Rekieta can't cook for his kids. All he knows is drink, do he drugs, cuck, be bisexual, eat one chip and lie.

 

[Taco Conspiracy]

Nick Rekieta can't cook for his kids. All he knows is drink, do he drugs, cuck, be bisexual, eat one chip and lie.

And leverage debt....can't forget that.

 

[moocow]

On the original Who's Line is it Anyway?  Richard was well known for pushing the envelope.

Dear god those were some of the best episodes of that show:

He was so good at making the rest of the cast crack. You couldn't be on the same stage with him without fighting hard to muffle your laughter.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

Dear god those were some of the best episodes of that show:

He was so good at making the rest of the cast crack. You couldn't be on the same stage with him without fighting hard to muffle your laughter.

This was the first episode I thought of! I also rank the Tony Slattery and Johnathan Pryce episodes among the best.

 

[Captain Manning]

1) Why would Nick-the-libertarian, free speech advocate, care if this person published Elon's government email?

I, and a few others, made the same argument in Alex's thread the other day. Though that thread seems pretty evenly split, with some just happy Alex ate shit.

Personally, I think Elon committed a bit of an unforced tactical error here. I wouldn't have banned them for "doxing." Now the MSM will give Elon shit about advocating transparency, while practicing opacity with regard to his own government agency. Meanwhile, Alex will be hailed as a "stunning and brave woman" for "standing up to evil Elon," and they'll just move over to BlueSky anyways.

Better and funnier way for Elon to have handled this?

"Lol. Don't care. You will still NEVER be a real woman."

Then watch Alex seeth.

Also, the tweet he's replying to is wrong. It's a one-month ban.

Reminder: Nick loved this shit back in 2019 when everybody in #KickVic was getting doxed here left and right. He encouraged it. He even sent me messages encouraging more of it be done, and that I (as one of his main contacts at that time) should encourage others. He wanted a full dossier on Renfamous, for example, because Ty was planning to go after her at some point (that never happened because Ty is so incompetent and couldn't get anything past phase 1, but I digress...).

Don't get me wrong. I think Caraballo is a piece of shit. Nick is a hypocrite when it comes to these things though. He is only a free speech advocate when it suits him. He is only an advocate for transparency when it suits him.

Dear god those were some of the best episodes of that show:

He was so good at making the rest of the cast crack. You couldn't be on the same stage with him without fighting hard to muffle your laughter.

Dude, Simmons was great. Genuinely funny gay man.

Now compare that to Nick talking about Aaron's dick for the 987th time. I rest my fuckin' case.

 

[Sneed Force One]

1) Why would Nick-the-libertarian, free speech advocate, care if this person published Elon's government email? Nick should be celebrating this person for putting that on blast.

Total government transparency, unless it's by his ideological enemies or videos of his dirty cocaine trap house.

Once his sentencing is finished. We'll totally get a reborn Nick! Just you wait you fucking nerds!