Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Pentamidine]

> Nick told the story about Aaron holding April's hand while Nick was railing her.

Nick's inverting a story that Aaron has told here. When Aaron first started spilling his guts, one of his stories happened when all 4 of the Qover were in the master bed. Aaron and Kayla started fooling around and Kayla reached behind her to grab at Nick's hand. Nick yanked his hand away, got mad, and said 'I'm not fucking into that" or words to that effect.

I wasn't sure whether to believe the story when Aaron told it, but Nick basically confirmed it by re-telling it with the cucker and cuckee reversed.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

He's tweeting again, punching down about some Harvard professor trans-advocate (or troon him/herself- I don't know the lore) whose Twitter was suspended.

Two things are funny about this:

1) Why would Nick-the-libertarian, free speech advocate, care if this person published Elon's government email? Nick should be celebrating this person for putting that on blast.

2) Whenever Nick goes dark, set your timers to 36-48 hours. It always works. He cannot keep quiet.

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God this fucking dude and his gay ass passive. pedantic style. Just say "I hate you and I'm glad you're dead?

He reminds me of this in-house attorney who acted like hot shit and used all these big words until he realized I could use them too.

 

[Captain Manning]

Total government transparency, unless it's by his ideological enemies or videos of his dirty cocaine trap house.

Or even the records and transcripts from his CHIPS case.

There's an argument to be made that family law shit that involves minors should be sealed, and I am sympathetic to that position to some degree. I feel for Nick's kids, and fortunately most everybody here has been really good about censoring their names and likenesses while still discussing the situation.

The issue is Nick took a hard line ideological stance on all judicial records being publicly accessable, so now he gets to eat shit for being a hypocrite. He never once considered he'd ever be in the position he is now in.

I wasn't sure whether to believe the story when Aaron told it, but Nick basically confirmed it by re-telling it with the cucker and cuckee reversed.

Funny how that keeps happening, innit?

First it was the naked twister story.
Then it was the baseball bat story.
Now it's this.

It's almost like if Nick shut the fuck about Aaron, people wouldn't know whether to believe Aaron.

 

[Swole McPole]

When Aaron first started spilling his guts, one of his stories happened when all 4 of the Qover were in the master bed. Aaron and Kayla started fooling around and Kayla reached behind her to grab at Nick's hand. Nick yanked his hand away, got mad, and said 'I'm not fucking into that" or words to that effect.

Nick is only interested in a spit roast if the other participants are both male.

 

[Owlbear]

For anyone interested, the lore is here. Alejandra has a voluminous thread here on the Farms.
And you are correct!
Little Nicky should be celebrating someone employing their Gawd Given Rights!
Doesn't he stand for Freedom of the Press? Freedom of Speech?
Guess not. Like most, he only believes in those freedoms for himself.
Love or hate MR Caraballo, I would be a hypocrite if I thought that what he did (phonebooking) was legally or morally wrong.

I would give Nick even odds of having heard about Big Al from seethe sessions while scrolling through the farms. This is a complete 180 on his lolbertarian ideals from 3 years ago. Nick was pro-doxxing before (unless the "dox" in question are his personal info), and very anti-government. Now that the government is controlled by the people on his side, he is instinctively called to defend their faggotry.

 

[Captain Manning]

I would give Nick even odds of having heard about Big Al from seethe sessions while scrolling through the farms.

Could be. Though Alex also made the news two years ago over this glorious moment. He's not an obscure cow.

This is a complete 180 on his lolbertarian ideals from 3 years ago. Nick was pro-doxxing before (unless the "dox" in question are his personal info), and very anti-government. Now that the government is controlled by the people on his side, he is instinctively called to defend their faggotry.

There's that, but I don't think it's just that. Remember, he was pro-doxing in 2019, when Trump was President the first time.

I think he never seriously considered that his shit could be put on blast too. I think his ego got way too big. Hell, when the CHIPS shit leaked, he even thought he could control Null and get it suppressed.

 

[Salubrious]

There was a reason why our great-grandparents tried not to let the Ellis Islanders in.

Bill the Butcher was right.

 

[Watching Rekieta]

Nick is diving nose first into the lolbertarian feeder chamber into right-wing grifterhood.
Doing coke, swinging and touching children is what his life is now all about.

Nick is the living example as to why we can't have nice things.

Libertarian ideals are very attractive to responsible and freedom loving adults. No responsible adult thinks the government needs to stand between them and any drug/medication/weapon/etc. There are two main realities that make the dream impossible.

1) drug addicts that will steal/kill/maim to get their drugs. The liberty of being able to buy anything causes these fucjheads to violate even more fundamental liberties. Whence, restrictions on pain meds/DEA/etc.

2) Fuckheads like Nick that reduce children/animals/etc as nothing more than property. These assholes end up hurting and killing children/animals because they refuse to believe that any danger they present is unreasonable. Nick is the kind of narcissist lolbertarian that believes he has only committed a crime if he injures or kills his kids. Driving drunk or without insurance is not even a crime in Nicks mind until he hurts someone and there is a tangible victim willing to testify against him. let's hope he doesn't kill his family proving himself wrong.

Nick was caught neglecting and endangering his kids and his response isn't the responsible "I shouldn't have guns and drugs around my smelly and hungry kids. I will do better." Nick's response is "How dare you tell me to feed and bathe my kids. I will leave drugs and guns around my house if I feel like. The house, guns, drugs, food, clothes and children are MINE."

And his narcissism is what kills freedom because no other responsible person will stand by until his kids are dead. Every law that Nick wants repealed as infringing was enacted because of dickheads just like Nick.

Reminder: Nick loved this shit back in 2019 when everybody in #KickVic was getting doxed here left and right. He encouraged it. He even sent me messages encouraging more of it be done, and that I (as one of his main contacts at that time) should encourage others.

Didn't Nick publish the name and address of everyone that filed a bar complaint against him?

Again, it suited him in the moment. When the Bar stops providing that info to lawyers, Nick will be the first to complain despite being the reason.

 

[Captain Manning]

Didn't Nick publish the name and address of everyone that filed a bar complaint against him?

No, not everyone. I think during Weebwars he censored those. However, IIRC, he did not censor one or more of the later ones he got concerning Keffals.

IMHO, the hypocrisy is most evident from the difference between how he handled the CHIPS stuff, from how he handled Ron Toye's divorce and domestic violence shit five years earlier.

In 2019, @JosephTX drove to a Texas courthouse and spent $122 pulling 244 pages of documents concerning Ron Toye. Pic related:



That's how we got the infamous remote control story. It even included stuff concerning Ron's son. Nick thought that was the cat's ass. He went over them on his show gloating (although he did censor some things).

Fast forward to 2024 and @MNPublicRecords does something eerily similar by pulling Nick's CHIPS case from a Minnesota courthouse.

Completely different reaction. Emergency shower call to Null (stupidly confirming their authenticity), a motion to the court to have the docket sealed, and... oh, by the way @Potentially Criminal is a traitorous fat bastard for going over the docs on his own show.

TL;DR, Nick thinks people have a right to know Ron Toye threatened his ex-wife with domestic violence, and to kill a dog, but nobody is supposed to know Nick's 8 year old tested positive for coke. The only difference I can see is one thing concerns Ron, and the other Nick.

What a difference five years makes.

 

[Vibralldo]

TL;DR, Nick thinks people have a right to know Ron Toye threatened his ex-wife with domestic violence, and to kill a dog, but nobody is supposed to know Nick's 8 year old tested positive for coke. The only difference I can see is one thing concerns Ron, and the other Nick.

What a difference five years makes.

I'm of the mind that Nick's always been an opportunistic scumbag that wasn't constantly put in a position to show it like he is now, plus he was given the benefit of the doubt by everyone

Back during the Maddox thing early in his career he tried to coerce Maddox into going on his show in a gay way. It might have been a false dmca strike, I forget. It was the same smug, manipulative affect he has today, it was just acceptable back then because he was against Maddox.

 

[daffodils]

I would give Nick even odds of having heard about Big Al from seethe sessions while scrolling through the farms.

That troon was encouraging people to report Nick to the Minnesota bar association during the Keffals thing in 2022.

 

[AltisticRight]

Two things are funny about this:

1) Why would Nick-the-libertarian, free speech advocate, care if this person published Elon's government email? Nick should be celebrating this person for putting that on blast.

2) Whenever Nick goes dark, set your timers to 36-48 hours. It always works. He cannot keep quiet.

You're telling me the skelly scourge who read "fan mail" from trannies including their names and full address, who got his goons to get hundreds of pages of documents pertaining to Toye is a massive rightoid hypocrite? You're saying he's just like the average blue haired SJW who believes it's fine when these tactics are used against their perceived enemies? But God forbid someone does the same to them? Oh, wow!

Personally, I think Elon committed a bit of an unforced tactical error here. I wouldn't have banned them for "doxing." Now the MSM will give Elon shit about advocating transparency, while practicing opacity with regard to his own government agency. Meanwhile, Alex will be hailed as a "stunning and brave woman" for "standing up to evil Elon," and they'll just move over to BlueSky anyways.

Elon is a fag. Twitter used to allow lefties do their gayops bullshit, now it's the opposite, both iterations are gay. Whatever happened to lolberts' "I disagree with you but I'll defend your right to do it" larp? I guess they're too busy gooning to cartoon child pornography instead. Lolberts are kiddie diddlers. X is gay and Elon is a balding retard.

 

[Clem Fandango]

Nick Rekieta can't cook for his kids

But he can coke for his kids

 

[Sneed Force One]

As you grow older and meet enough low IQ low impulse control retards, you begin to realise maybe, just maybe, the CIA was right with the MKULTRA mind control.

People like Nick need to be dosed up into glowie neighbour cattle for the benefit of wider society.

 

[Solomon Bundy]

One of those kids will follow the same path, unintentionally. One of those poor bastards is going to figure out going online and being "yourself" (with the volume turned all the way up) will bring in money. You know the rest of the story. I wouldn't be so sure except there's five of them. The odds are at least one of them will be a lolcow. That's so fucking depressing.

 

[Oxyjen]

Nick's inverting a story that Aaron has told here. When Aaron first started spilling his guts, one of his stories happened when all 4 of the Qover were in the master bed. Aaron and Kayla started fooling around and Kayla reached behind her to grab at Nick's hand. Nick yanked his hand away, got mad, and said 'I'm not fucking into that" or words to that effect.

I wasn't sure whether to believe the story when Aaron told it, but Nick basically confirmed it by re-telling it with the cucker and cuckee reversed.

If the accounts are accurate it did all sound oddly coy and prudish, for swingers who sleep in the same bed together and have a dresser full of sex toys.
As if Nick liked the porn-inspired idea of drug-fuelled bisexual threesomes, but he was too repressed and fearful to actually try it.
That or he realized Aaron just wasn’t interested and was happy enough just banging his wife.

 

[Melty Butter]

An unimportant Rekieta/Sletta/Woltjer family update:

1) We've been neglectful in our snark. HAPPY 41st BIRTHDAY, KAYLA!!!!!!


We wish you sobriety, sanity, and a lucrative and expedient divorce in the near future. May your fake boobage not leak into your cranial cavity. You need every IQ point you possess.

2) Sharilyn Sletta recently posted a FB pic with Dan and their 26 (!!!!!) grandkids. She's made it her banner. Too many faces to blur. Three of the (racially diverse) kids are cropped in. I assume they are "foster grandkids" and the family couldn't make it.

The Rekieta kids look good. One kids' shirt made me snort when I reverse image searched.


We can't get away from Hot Topic. (Please tell me that the Anime is wholesome. It's Death Note Light & Misa Heart.)

Edit: Added "Light" to the Anime name for specificity. No idea if it matters.

 

[Vibralldo]

We can't get away from Hot Topic. (Please tell me that the Anime is wholesome. It's Death Note & Misa Heart.)

No, he's a narcissistic mass murderer that uses a magic book to arbitrarily assassinate people he decides are criminals and she's in a one-sided relationship with him because he killed the man that murdered her parents. He uses her for his own gain constantly and eventually he dies and she kills herself out of grief

 

[USAroXX]

Nick's inverting a story that Aaron has told here. When Aaron first started spilling his guts, one of his stories happened when all 4 of the Qover were in the master bed. Aaron and Kayla started fooling around and Kayla reached behind her to grab at Nick's hand. Nick yanked his hand away, got mad, and said 'I'm not fucking into that" or words to that effect.

I wasn't sure whether to believe the story when Aaron told it, but Nick basically confirmed it by re-telling it with the cucker and cuckee reversed.

It is also a video of Jack Cuck Murphy while his girl gets railed and 69 for 69 prawn pay vids.

For clarification: its ALWAYS been the LIBTARDs not wanting disclosure, ever since HRC [Hilary Rodham Clinton] muh-emails, muh-emails in 2015. IIRC

Ergo, Nick falling directly in line with leftie fruity liberals in NOT exposing emails is exactly the lefty democrat type of belief I always accused him of being: nick voted for himself in 2016, refused to say who he voted for in 2020, and anyone who believes this tard voted MAGA in 2024 has not been paying attention.

 

[Maraschino]

Hell, when the CHIPS shit leaked, he even thought he could control Null and get it suppressed.

It was really funny Nick thought Null was doing him a favor and thanked him for temporarily closing the thread, not realizing Null wanted verification, which Nick gave, and led to his thread exploding.

Didn't Nick publish the name and address of everyone that filed a bar complaint against him?

I don't think he actually did this, but he did say he wanted to. And honestly, lying about someone trying to get disbarred is shitheel behavior, and I don't feel sorry for someone who went out of their way to dox themselves to ruin someone, only to fail, and give the person their would-be victim ammunition. Especially when those people filing false complaints did so in defense of fucking Keffals.

And especially when it was trying to get a lawyer disbarred who doesn't even practice law, lmao.

Back during the Maddox thing early in his career he tried to coerce Maddox into going on his show in a gay way. It might have been a false dmca strike, I forget. It was the same smug, manipulative affect he has today, it was just acceptable back then because he was against Maddox.

I actually read about this a while back, and it's so much gayer, effeminate, bitch-made, cocksucker behavior than you'd expect, even from someone like Nick:

Nick, on his previous (now terminated) Twitter account, threatened to sue Maddox because Maddox called Nick a blackface lawyer. No, I'm not kidding.