Avowed - Obsidian's new game, like Pillars of Eternity meets Elder Scrolls

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I just realized something: You know how Obsidian said they wanted this to be only an "okay" game, not a masterpiece? I just remembered that Randy Pitchford infamously said that Gearbox's disaster "Aliens: Colonial Marines" was a solid "7/10".
So, is this the (greasy) standard that Obsidian should be held to from now on? "7, 7 and a half" games that are in reality only deserving half that score?
 
Mark my words, the entirety of western entertainment, games especially, is going to become super feminist in the coming years to the point people would miss the trannies because at least you could shittalk them easily. The media is already trying to signal boost the S. Korean feminist death cult.
i doubt that, Kamala losing so hard really was a wake up call to the media, or at least should have been, beyond that look who our media and especially new media worships. Shane Gillis' new show had 25% of its episodes revolve around women in bikinis and the other comedians Shane hangs out with are basically the epitome of non-feminists.

gaming has been pozzed for over a decade now but the rest of the media is clearly swinging back the other direction, look at how the former twinks like Timothee Chalamet are all about dudebro podcasts and dressing like gangstas.

the harry potter announcements also show literally everyone online is fucking sick of corporations switching up characters and making shit woke, its at the point where feminists are trying to reword their arguements to fit a "non-woke" paradigm. Look at all the fucking TERFs from the last 4 years, they'd rather be on the side of Joe Rogan than the feminists shoving trannies everywhere.

2023 will be remembered as the peak year of wokeness in the US for at least a generation. the fact that one of the biggest flops in box office history was The Marvels, a superhero film starring 4 women will always be talked about.
 
14a. You can also 100/100 Speech the main villain at the end of the battle like Lanius to KYS. Pretty cool.
You misspelt General Oliver, profligate.
But anyway, thank you for your summary, seems that Avowed could have been awesome in better hands.
Genuine question I'm looking for a game to waste my time playing - I've avoided a lot of games because they are all pozzed with trannie flags, pozzed and full of retardation. I just want to play a game which does not pander to any "audience" and is actually fun and not full of agendas and far-left/right ideologies.
Have you played Skyrim yet? It's an old game, but beautiful with mods, the game Avowed wanted to be. The Witcher 3 is a masterpiece everyone should play at least once.

The first Kingdom Come: Deliverance is great,

If slight poz is okay, then Baldur's Gate 3 is the best game I've ever played.
 
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I just realized something: You know how Obsidian said they wanted this to be only an "okay" game, not a masterpiece? I just remembered that Randy Pitchford infamously said that Gearbox's disaster "Aliens: Colonial Marines" was a solid "7/10".
So, is this the (greasy) standard that Obsidian should be held to from now on? "7, 7 and a half" games that are in reality only deserving half that score?
Did Obsidian really say that? That's ridiculous. Who was the idiot that suggested they spend millions of dollars just to be mediocre and were they rightfully fired?
 
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Did Obsidian really say that? That's ridiculous. Who was the idiot that suggested they spend millions of dollars just to be mediocre and were they rightfully fired?
Their CEO, I think. Cope since they knew the game was bad, so they at least tempered expectations while M$ money made sure every outlet let the gaming cattle know the game is a solid 9/10. Standard "Shit sandwich" protocols, don't feel like posting the Metalocalypse clip again.
Even Randy isn't this fucking stupid, this "we only want to make average games!" reputation will follow them now. So much for the Obsidian quality pedigree!
 
if you attack with a dagger and then a main weapon (swords, Maces etc), it will count the attack speed as it was a dagger. the enemy dont even have time to react when i beat them to death.
That is an awesome bug.
But that bug was in Skyrim too. Wtf.
I mean, when you use a dagger off-hand and then a main weapon (more noticeable with a mace) when dual-wielding.
 
How is Joe Rogan that much of an extremist? He seems like a middle ground regular guy who likes his drugs a bit too much.
He's voted blue for years and thought Michelle Obama should be next the president but he's an extremist now because he thinks it's a little unfair to make women compete with men, he wants to have actual conversations, not debates and doesn't just broadbrush the other side as evil. Sad, but many such cases with politically moderate people

Their CEO, I think. Cope since they knew the game was bad, so they at least tempered expectations while M$ money made sure every outlet let the gaming cattle know the game is a solid 9/10. Standard "Shit sandwich" protocols, don't feel like posting the Metalocalypse clip again.
Even Randy isn't this fucking stupid, this "we only want to make average games!" reputation will follow them now. So much for the Obsidian quality pedigree
It's one thing to trick the masses into buying mediocre slop, it's pure retardation to openly make it your brand. The Obsidian name has really gone to shit
 
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i doubt that, Kamala losing so hard really was a wake up call to the media, or at least should have been, beyond that look who our media and especially new media worships. Shane Gillis' new show had 25% of its episodes revolve around women in bikinis and the other comedians Shane hangs out with are basically the epitome of non-feminists.

gaming has been pozzed for over a decade now but the rest of the media is clearly swinging back the other direction, look at how the former twinks like Timothee Chalamet are all about dudebro podcasts and dressing like gangstas.

the harry potter announcements also show literally everyone online is fucking sick of corporations switching up characters and making shit woke, its at the point where feminists are trying to reword their arguements to fit a "non-woke" paradigm. Look at all the fucking TERFs from the last 4 years, they'd rather be on the side of Joe Rogan than the feminists shoving trannies everywhere.

2023 will be remembered as the peak year of wokeness in the US for at least a generation. the fact that one of the biggest flops in box office history was The Marvels, a superhero film starring 4 women will always be talked about.
But you didn't take care of the rot in the media in the form of having a female middle manager stronghold. It's like the people post covid who said that now everyone will be against the left due to vaccine and lockdown, and we saw that no one gave a fuck.

The only reason the right won in the presidential elections was trannies encroaching on female space. It wasn't the cost of living or replacement, which tells you what's going to happen in the next round.
 
Honestly, I'm surprised this game even lets you do that.

Never mind, that sounded too good for modern Obsidian
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No, you can 100% be a Aedyr jingo or I LOVE WOEDICA route in the end with Lodwyn. It's an ending option. Your friends will hate you, but neither did most of your friends when you back Caesar's Legion.
 
From the Steam Community page of Avowed.
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I have continued the third area and part of the story. The pink wizard furry has joined my party and since she's the only person in the entire game world that can dispel an illusion I have begrudgingly allowed her to follow me and blue man around. Why can't I dispel illusions? I'm a fucking wizard. I should be able to do whatever magic I want god damn it. We even freed an archmage who you can side with at the end of the area and the bitch asks Yatzli to be her apprentice and not ME. I'm obviously a more powerful wizard. Bitch is probably scared of me, as she should be. You can get invited to join the circle of archmages in Pillars 2 by the way.

On the plus side, Yatzli is not as annoying as I thought she would be. Having a little back and forth from time to time about magic is cool, then she asked me something about getting tied up by a lover and I ended our conversation. It was more disgust than annoyance. It helps that she's very effective in combat, but it also makes me raise an eyebrow.

Speaking of talking to NPCs, the dialog just makes me want to skip it most of the time. I don't care about anyone's background unless there's a side quest to get me exp, which I can never get enough of because there's no enemy level scaling (which I approve of). All of it just goes so slow and takes time to even skip. I don't know if it's a loading issue or if the VAs were instructed to speak slowly or what, but I get really impatient when I have to talk to someone.

The area is also really well done, they didn't skimp on making good environments. Normally I'd expect the environments to drop off but it looks like they worked hard on the areas so far. The story is also pretty interesting but again, it almost requires that you've played Pillars 1 and 2 to appreciate a lot of it. I had a theory about who's godlike I was but I think I'm wrong now. I thought Llengrath achieved apotheosis and went insane in the process, I also thought that I might be one of Llengrath's incarnations but lost all my memory spores to godhood. It's less exciting than that.

Had a friend ask me how I can march though mediocre slogs like this, I didn't have an answer for him.
 
PatricianTV decided to pick this hill to die on. Wild how he's gone from "Morrowinds combat isn't bad just because your level 1 character can't kill an The Ordinators with spam attacks using an iron dagger when you're specced into long blade" to "Well, this is okay". Seriously, get a load of the dry ass gameplay that's 90% him running around in circles spamming a single spell around glorified cannon fodder. Anyone who says "the combat is good" needs to be shot into the sun.
 
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PatricianTV decided to pick this hill to die on. Wild how he's gone from "Morrowinds combat isn't bad just because your level 1 character can't kill an The Ordinators with spam attacks using an iron dagger when you're specced into long blade" to "Well, this is okay". Seriously, get a load of the dry ass gameplay that's 90% him running around in circles spamming a single spell around glorified cannon fodder. Anyone who says "the combat is good" needs to be shot into the sun.
Patrician video less than half an hour long
Obsidian bros, I don't feel so good...
 
PatricianTV decided to pick this hill to die on. Get a load of the dry ass gameplay that's 90% him running around in circles spamming a single spell around glorified cannon fodder. Anyone who says "the combat is good" needs to be shot into the sun.
The idea that Avowed would have done better if not for the "anti-woke grifters" is just plain stupid; then again Patrician had the take that Veilguard flopping was due to eggs being too expensive and gamers tightening their wallets and not due to the myriad of reason why it actually flopped.

He seems to have this idea that there's a secret niche audience for Avowed that is being scared off by the anti-woke discourse. If your game flops because of some tweets it probably isn't very good and it speaks volumes for a games like this when the best thing you can squeeze out of it is "the gameplay is okay".
 
The idea that Avowed would have done better if not for the "anti-woke grifters" is just plain stupid; then again Patrician had the take that Veilguard flopping was due to eggs being too expensive and gamers tightening their wallets and not due to the myriad of reason why it actually flopped.

He seems to have this idea that there's a secret niche audience for Avowed that is being scared off by the anti-woke discourse. If your game flops because of some tweets it probably isn't very good and it speaks volumes for a games like this when the best thing you can squeeze out of it is "the gameplay is okay".
Avowed flopped because it was marketed terribly, grifters one way or another didn't do jack shit. After its reveal it got barely any exposure and most people I know who like RPGs didn't even know it was coming out. The recent Monster Hunter also sold complete gangbusters so muh eggs is complete cope.
 
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