DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Kagome Higurashi]

That may have been most of his most pathetic speech yet. He just looked so defeated, along with his camera failing during his lil' rant. Yikes.

 

[A Guy™]

Don't know if I'm only just noticing it because I'm blind but Dave's setup really accentuates the snort sacks with the shadowing. Guy looks more beat up than with 10 rounds with Tyson which he would obviously beat since he so much younger and faster.

 

[CannedBacon]

Can ppp ( ) bully that faggot doctor Lexus to stop donating to Phil. Apparently he didn't get the memo

 

[The GOUT-HATERS Handbook]

Rewatching the Brian SF6 co-op, and the way he smirks at the camera as he immediately lies about calling Brian's friend a pattern player ignites a primal tard rage inside me. It's so slimy, I can't put it into words.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Kat ripping Phil after she found out how Steve tore him up in the interview is only made funnier when you find out that Kat only heard about it because Phil was bitching about the interview on the prestream.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Since his first bunny was named Bunny, I'm going to guess he named it Rabbit.

I bet $10 he was named Bunny II, Bunny 2.0 or a variation.

From what I've seen so far he has threatened to release DMs if Phil doesn't apologize to them soon. He hasn't actually shown anything yet. PPP seems a bit wishy washy about if he'll do it or not.

From what I remember he wants to squeeze this as much as possible and will release DMs once it has run its course. He should show DMs about the things he's talking about at least, he doesn't need to leak everything at once.

 

[PenskeMaterial]

If Kat really does have a good chance of dying from whatever illness she has as PPP said I wonder what kind of funeral Phil will do. Will he bury her in the backyard because she's a kat, or take her out back and shoot her in the head before taking her to the glue factory because she's a horse? The fundraiser to hit the funeral goal will go crazy though.

Lucky for her she's too big to fit in the food disposal unit.

I bet $10 he was named Bunny II, Bunny 2.0 or a variation.

Bunny Burnell the II for sure.

No wonder Jasper never got that blood test, he's not the favorite child.

 

[Your Landlord]

Thanks for the bunny, dummy!

 

[The GOUT-HATERS Handbook]

I'm out of the loop as to why people here hate Doody, anyone minding giving me a quick summary?

Dug up this post just so I could talk about it. It's shit like this that pisses everyone off.

For a quick explanation:
- No DMs were dropped
- Low effort video (he replaced the backdrop/shit they were reacting to with this shitty PNG)
- "Breaking" even though it's hours late
- "OMG" in a title is cringe and clickbait faggotry

On the upside:
+ The title is so long you can just read it and not even need to watch the video

 

[PieceofShet]

I dont remember the exact words, dunno which video, but im 100% sure at one time when he was going through bank leaks and got to the pet shop spendings, he defended it saying he would have to own a small zoo for that kinda spending. Then he was looking smug in the camera.

I might try to find it later.

 

[Shuma-Gorath]

And some people missed it but PPP did give him a chance to redeem himself and said "come on the stream and hash it out". DSP is the guy who tried to issue an ultimatum to someone who had been helping him for months.

I wish Pee (that's what Steve calls him, he calls him Pee) had waited until Smark Guys because we all knew Phil is a massive pussy afraid of confrontation. Naturally when on his own Phil was an uber internet tough guy, "taking the shit out" but never said shit to Pee's face. Now apparently Phil always thought he always blabbed and talked bullshit.
I'll give it a week and Phil will retcon the entire Kino saga as him knowing all along that they were planning to snake him and faking all the gin PMs at 4 am so they would fall on his trap while he milked his dents.

Did PPP explicitly say that this trip wouldn’t be filmed? Also, without in any way implying that DSP isn’t anti-social and a hermit, I would be leery of accepting a lavish, extremely personal gift from a colleague as well. And I’m not paranoid like Phil, just proud.

It wasn't Phil rejecting the offer but the retarded reason behind it, I believe.
For example. I wouldn't accept a gift like that either just because how uncomfortable I'd feel knowing I already owe this guy so much. Most of us would say "no thanks, I feel like this is too much" or something, but Phil didn't say that, he said it was about his cat, which comes up as a sorry excuse but also expects to keep getting stuff, just the stuff he wants (cash).
TL;DR: Imagine a sandwich show, alright? And you offer to make a donation, correct? And then you say you'll paint the place, get new furniture and remodel the kitchen, right? But then the owner says "oh... but my customers already like the place, so I'll pass" and then the owner basically expects your generosity but in the form of cash. Keep in mind, you already gave a lot of cash to the owner, and he never did anything to improve his sandwich shop, right? And you also gave him advice to improve, correct? But he never took it and he just pocketed the cash and bought a bunch of chinese toys for his office.

I still can't get over the fact that there is now a UFO conspiracy theory investigator in the DSP extended cinematic universe.

When you think about it, it makes sense for people interested in aliens and conspiracies to be fascinated by Phil. I mean, he's the closest to an actual alien there is. This isn't Peter Caine claiming to have been raped by a bigfoot, this is an honest to god alien in human disguise.

Leanna has never said this, to be fair. And she was a nasty cunt not afraid to shit on people.

I think the general consensus on Phil is that everyone who met him IRL says he's a very shy guy, maybe a little awkward but overall ok since he doesn't seem to talk much.
And everyone who meets him online agrees he's a piece of shit and a massive internet tough guy who cries when confronted IRL.

More one reason to cancel the Mike Clum doc. Imagine the state of the snort fort with more animals beyond Khet and Jasper. Poor Jasper, don't even has claws to defend himself.

The things he saw... god... that footage's value just skyrocketed.

 

[PieceofShet]

I was kinda wrong (forgive me, im getting older) but I was correct with the excuse. Bank leaks its not him cause he has one pet. Clipped it from Snort Hogan. Thanks.

 

[Crooked 16th]

I was kinda wrong (forgive me, im getting older) but I was correct with the excuse. Bank leaks its not him cause he has one pet. Clipped it from Snort Hogan. Thanks.

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Dude told us the truth without knowing it lol

 

[Major]

I do believe the animals thing, and also that kat is a relentless nag. I think kat forces Phil to buy whatever animal that takes her fancy and loses interest herself once he gets it home. So now he has a zoo at home while kat slobs around getting fatter.

If she's getting religious, could it mean a new money hole for Phil? Donating to a scam megachurch for miracles and magic healing for Kat's terminal gout?

 

[Lady Adjani]

If she's getting religious, could it mean a new money hole for Phil? Donating to a scam megachurch for miracles and magic healing for Kat's terminal gout?

If there's one thing I can say with 200% certainty it's that Phill would never donate to a charity, ever.

 

[DerelictOnion]

If there's one thing I can say with 200% certainty it's that Phill would never donate to a charity, ever.

A-ha! But what about a place which (bullshits) promises miracle healing, success and......*gasp* companionship where you meet likeminded individuals? I know throughout the years we've called Phil a cult leader. But in reality, he might be the perfect mark for those scammers. Especially if they somehow convince him to send some of the money he spends on Champions to them. I mean, if he really craves the warmth of other people this much what really is left for him?

 

[RuthBaderGinsburg]

When a person streams 6 days a week, on camera the majority of the time, they may crave having a personal life.... A secret life.... Which can explain the pets. And he can never talk about them because all those animals weren't accounted for on the bankruptcy documents.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

I was kinda wrong (forgive me, im getting older) but I was correct with the excuse. Bank leaks its not him cause he has one pet. Clipped it from Snort Hogan. Thanks.

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Another related slip-up I remember is when he said that he has to take care of "creatures in the house" or something like that, I do remember him using the word creatures, which was weird that he'd call Khet a creature but it seems like he was referring to the mini-zoo that the khando has turned into instead. Speaking of, imagine if he had a parrot.

SQUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAK WE NEED TIPS SQUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAK WE NEED TO HIT THE GOALS SQUAAAAAAAAAAK PLEASE SUPPORT

 

[dent_whisperer]

It’s common because a lot of people do things like it when they are desperate. Having a fear of death or the afterlife is not synonymous with turning to religion for the first time in your 30 or 40 years of life. That’s an overreaction/overcorrection to your fears. A normal person with a healthy mental state does not wake up one day and dive headfirst into a religion because they are afraid of death.

Stop being intentionally dense, its not funny.

 

[DarkFuhDillz]

I’m retarded but I remember having to read a book called bunnicula. What if Phil has the pet cemetery in the backyard and woodland creatures are just biding their time. I mean pigroach an all