Alex Hogendorp / Lunar Eclipse Paradox / KermisVoyager1997 / BetterSkatez / Chords of Brazil / Funky the Clown (and many more) - Whiny canuck with TDS, Political flip-flopper, Flat-earther, Fetishistic media encyclopedia, Limbless loli connoisseur, GIANT hypocrite, Raped by fake clowns, Spiritual tranny, Wanna-be skitzocow, Noushintou Hoshi's #1 fan, Betrayed by Kiwi Farms

Alex is putting more work into researching porn bots than he does towards his drawing skills.

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I found out these porn bots are owned by the Israeli company Cellebrite which is also the same company used to data scrape and invade people's privacy. How is this legal? And of course Elon Musk has ties to that company.

I guess we're pigs now.

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People on KiwiFarms are crazy but I guess that's what happens when you build a echo chamber centered around following lolcows. Just let them play with their own poop.

I don't think you can own the Internet 🤔

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If I own the internet, I will ban monetization of Generative AI. I still wonder despite me softening up on Generative AI for experimental or meme purposes should Generative AI still be outlawed?
Alex, your what if is as realistic as your drawings. I.e. not even close.
You are a loser nobody on a tugboat, with no job, are too retarded to learn social cues (as is evident by you assuming anyone here thought of you as a friend. Tolerating the tard, more like)
"If you owned the internet"? A nobody like you? With no power, no money to your name besides gibs, etc?
The internet would sooner belong to Musk or some big corp, which again, will never happen. You cannot possibly comprehend the vast amount of data that exists. The clearnet as you know it is 10% of the ocean that is the full web (i.e. unlisted stuff like on Tor)
It would also never belong to a company because it originally belonged to the American military, they founded it, made it, and a few lucky bastards figured out a way to exploit it and have it stretch to the point that the American Govt and army can't contain it anymore.
Saying "if I owned it" would be as silly as saying "if I owned the galaxy" because it is just that incomprehensively massive. No amount of surface control will ever change that, it will just lead to more and more dark web forming.

More spergging cuz sleep deprivation and feelin autistic.
here are some stats for you.
So, how many miles does it take up?
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How big is 1 hyperscale building?Screenshot_20250315_023744_Brave.jpg
10,000 sq ft is the equivilant of an American football field, just so you're aware. The average small home is about 1200ft, mid sized can be up to 2000 plus a 1k yard.
This is 1. 1 data center out of 1000 in 2023.
The internet expands at a rate of about 3% each year, that's a LOT of people.

Some of that web is cut off from everything else as well, like parts of Russia, North Korea, China, Saudi Arabia, several muslim countries, and all of Europe is wanting to push for its' own net.
KF isn't even a droplet in this ocean, reddit, the entirety of it, is like a minnow, and google is a very small crab.
Are you getting any idea of how absolutely insignificant you are compared to it?

Did a lot of research about the net in college, so rubbed me wrong. Feels like people forget how fucking massive it is.
 

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Alex got someone to review his Ebola Hunter album (archive). This guy actually listened to the whole thing :cryblood::cryblood::cryblood:
His stuff has been reviewed as recently as 2 months ago

SP REVIEWS Ebola Hunter, The Ushuaia Project - Silurian to Devonian Terrestrial Revolution (Review) (Preservetube)​



Additional review from a year ago - as expected, this one says that it's his "most difficult review to date"

Ebola Hunter - Crisis (Music Review) (Preservetube)​



This might not be another account but what the hell, I'll archive it anyways (preservetube)
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You know, this is unrelated to any current thread happenings, but I JUST realized Alex actually left a series of comments on my profile during the election last year.
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I think I was laughing at him for having a Trump spergout before the election results, and then the total 180 he (temporarily) did afterwards. I completely forgot this was the same guy.

I wonder if he even still remembers that.
 
@AnOminous

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AnOminous is probably the biggest retard on KiwiFarms considering he's the one who is most terminally online being the only one with 100,000 messages.

Oh, and Chris Chan only had like a few messages but the site said he posted a billion for some reason.

It's coming to the point people become so terminally online that they become fat and have to fart in order to walk.

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Trump is so fat he has to fart to get up and fart in order to walk while Elon Musk is so dumb he's only capable of farting.

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If Trump tells his supporters to look directly at the sun for hours, they will do it.

Trump will also use the demon core as the coronavirus cure.

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Ever seen The River of Light. Elon Musk will stare at it forever. Consume his eyes and make him go blind. His fans will think it's real when in reality it is from the anime series Mushishi.

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Donald Trump will claim he has no butthole even though there are records of him farting at the podium, but will distract his supporters with a unicorn lair if that happens.

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Trump also jerks off at the newborn scene in A Serbian Film.

Come to think of it, Trump is like Vukmir in A Serbian Film the more I think about it.

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Trump will try to run for president in 2028. He'd also put political dissidents and minorities in detention centers.

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I know about the World Economic Forum and The Great Reset. The Right Wingers biggest fear. And these right wingers think they're still powerful. But I don't recall any ordinary left wing person saying they support the World Economic Forum.

Has any right winger note that the World Economic Forum has been protested against as far back as in the 1990s? They've been unpopular long before COVID.

Even liberals and the far left criticized the World Economic Forum for their hypocrisy and lack of transparency.

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I fear I might get harassed by trolls like how KingCobraJFS got harassed. The negligence in our system is astounding. It's abysmal.

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I went to Doodletones YouTube Channel and found out about her last video posted in the summer of last year AND SHE NEGLECTED TO CALL OUT THE PEOPLE WHO WERE GROOMING KIDS IN THE SERVER. LIKE COME ON, SERIOUSLY!? THESE KIDS HAVE BEEN TRAUMATIZED FOR FUCK SAKES! I lost so much respect for Doodletones. I hope this therapy does help because this ain't blowing over for a long time.

I know what I have in common with her is arrested development, but this is a new low.

It's because of stories like this that I have very little trust in discord. Groomers on those servers are everywhere. Thank God for Ruben Sim's efforts on banning groomers from said servers.

I know a bunch of people on KiwiFarms would call me a hypocrite because they have the cognitive ability of a potato. But they're the hypocrites like Doodletones.

I wish Doodletones well on her therapy. I hope she gets a better life because damn this was painful.

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I've been thinking of getting back into therapy and I told my parents about it and they agree to help. I'll try to explain more of what happened. I'll still continue drawing but I don't have plans on publishing them to the public for awhile due to how judgemental people are.

I suggest people on KiwiFarms do the same, being terminally online doesn't help with their arrested development which some of them have it worse than mine.

@dick brain

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I do remember making a statement on KiwiFarms and then Dick Brain pulled a picture of me when replying, I knew I was screwed. Fuck this website.

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I just can't let the acne breathe because it's uncomfortable and it hurts. I often puncture it or put tape over it suffocating it. I know that leaves scabs but it's not worth the discomfort.

Sometimes I even use a knife to cut the acne.

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All my haters are so fucking stupid. They're fucking pussies. And they support Trump.

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Recently watched the Francis GTA6 video. Depressing as fuck. Boogie2988 is really desperate. But still. GTA6 being 100USD is like 125CAD. Canada's dollar is weak.

I still remember why I hate Boogie2988. His scams and other shit to desperately cling onto an influencer job. He basically can't get a real job either. Then again I don't have a job either but at least I don't ask for donations.

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Had to look up the meaning of "put the fries in the bag". I guess that's what happens when you are inspired by influencers. I wish it was easy to quit. Fuck me.

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Never try to be famous, You'll succumb to the lucifer effect quicker that way.

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I fucking hate it when I go on a website, click the page and it redirects me to a scam website. These things should be banned.

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Even before the opsec fail. I was already planning on leaving KiwiFarms because it was giving me so much anxiety. I really wanted the opsec fail to blow over but people were archiving shit I didn't want archived which made me angry and fuck them for retaliating by trying to put me in the cross hairs of trolls.

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Turns out Five Minutes With Nadia is a troll pretending to be a channel run by AI creating intentionally shitty AI videos and I took it seriously. This is actually amazing. It's like a parody of AI in it of itself. That is a good bait ngl. Reminds me of the good old days when trolls used to be funny. PhyloFilms, CodyTheKingOfYouTube, Dillon The Hacker, etc. I like it better when trolls use bait videos to troll a crowd instead of trolls targeting one person and ruining their life.

I salute AI videos that are made to be a parody of reality, those are the best.

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Turns out Dillon The Hacker has a page on KiwiFarms. In other words, KiwiFarms took the bait.

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I wonder who took the video of huge stash of money that allegedly belong to Volodymyrr Zelensky. That money claimed to be sent to him isn't actually sent to him.

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I do remember participating in the Severe Weather Outbreaks Thread on KiwiFarms. Some of those people on the thread harassed me when I got exposed. There was a massive tornado outbreak tonight, unfortunately damage was done to property. The only people who deserve property damage are the people who harassed me.

I also remember people on KiwiFarms blaming jews for Hurricane Milton. Even Joshua Conner Moon wasn't that dumb and go out of their way to thread ban those morons. Though Josh was dumb enough to celebrate Trump's victory.
 
Alex, please go to gym.

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I am insecure about my looks ever since I was edited into really ugly drawings. I also really hate my voice. I look like Boogie2988 except ginger and not as fat. I hate it. I wanted to look more like Raymundo2112 or Solar Sands and have a voice like theirs.
You're slowly getting there Alex keep piling up those calories, carbohydrates and then you'll be like average lolicon: obese, disgusting and rejected by women everywhere.
 
Some autist has made a bunch of vids on Alex Yiik.

Some guy called lil puff on youtube is now making vids on Sheldon.
I'm going to say it, he may sound spergy, but at the very least he seems like a nicer fellow than Sheldon.

Oh BTW the same retard who was posting video after video on alex got the pin of shame.
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Also how the fuck do they all know Dan Sobel? I first heard the name from Sheldon, now Alex on his Kermit Kermisvoyager1997 channel is talking about him and the lil_puff guy also has vids on the dude. Do you guys think Dan Sobel might be worth a thread?

This lolcowverse is a hydra of autism that keeps expanding indefinitely holy moly macaroni! :stress:
 
Here's a work-in-progress of Miaplacidus' redesign. She's now a 175cm tall toned guy, and is very purple (reference to ThePurpleNigger).
He's capable of shapeshifting his own arms into any weapons he prefers. His arms are the lethal weapon themselves. Main weapon is a ribbon crescent blade that has a highly dangerous and deadly sharp cutting edge that could slice dimensional rifts and the toughest minerals with ease. However, it doesn't mean that he is overpowered, as it isn't capable of altering reality, cutting a whole planet, the ocean, natural phemonenons or a construction (he could stab the blade to stand on the wall). He still has 2 normal arms if he doesn't fight in combat.
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Watch out Alex, because Purple Guy could kill you with his ribbons!
 
Here's a work-in-progress of Miaplacidus' redesign. She's now a 175cm tall toned guy, and is very purple (reference to ThePurpleNigger).
He's capable of shapeshifting his own arms into any weapons he prefers. His arms are the lethal weapon themselves. Main weapon is a ribbon crescent blade that has a highly dangerous and deadly sharp cutting edge that could slice dimensional rifts and the toughest minerals with ease. However, it doesn't mean that he is overpowered, as it isn't capable of altering reality, cutting a whole planet, the ocean, natural phemonenons or a construction (he could stab the blade to stand on the wall). He still has 2 normal arms if he doesn't fight in combat.
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Watch out Alex, because Purple Guy could kill you with his ribbons!
Holy shit man, that's really clever!

Much, much better than the "amish musketeer" thing Alex looks to have been aiming for with his initial designs.
 
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