Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[femoralcanal]

Four score and seven years ago I brought forth, on this very post, a new Patverse character interaction, conceived by Patrick's stupidity, and dedicated to the proposition that all Milwaukee men are created equally obese.

Now we are engaged in another second, great shit-flingging Bluesky war, testing whether Aunt Les, or any Protester so conceived and so dedicated, can long endure. We are met on a great battlefield of that war.

Spoiler: 0 - Before you begin

Last time it took me a whole weekend to collect and organize his psychopathy in a way that was as close to legible as I could do.

Unfortunately this time I had less then 30 minutes to read this crazy interaction and I'm on my phone. So please consider this not as a funny archive, but just as a small taste of Jen's conversation.

So if anyone has any interest, feel free to archive the rest, there's probably a lot more hilarious back and forth there! Link below:

https://bsky.app/profile/stealthygeek.bsky.social/post/3lk5haqdkhs27

Spoiler: 1 - Intro: Les makes the grave mistake of taking the high road

Spoiler: 2- The Retarded Strikes Back

I'm sure we all saw this coming. As usual, Jennifer is absolutely unaware of the concept of self reflection and the personal betterment. To her, to question one's own opinions equals weakness, so of course it's time to pouce and gloat.

Who needs friendship when you can always just renew enmity, amirite?

Spoiler: 3 - On and on it goes...

Piggy will always snatch a defeat from the jaws of victory. Always. And that's why he's the ultimate cow.

Remember kids: whenever you get a validating win against your mortal enemy, don't use this as a moment to collect and reflect about your life. Instead, throw it away with your hubris.

Enjoy Gettysburg.

 

[Divine right to rule]

I checked in on Bluesky and saw that Leslie and Pat were still going at it for much of the week. Too much to screencap, but there are a few funny gems in there. She really as a way with words, unlike our Pig.

Interesting to note that he blocks all of the unremarkable, average normie stalkerchilds fairly quickly. He doesn't block Leslie however. No, he needs Leslie to give his empty life a sense of purpose.

I will continue to monitor the hugbox....


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"How very Goebbels of you"

He thinks Goebbels characterized himself with the attributed "tell a lie often enough" quote.



Man, it is actually an indictment of American high-school that this idiot managed to graduate.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

What's his grand fat strategy here? During election season, he railed against anyone who dared stray from the official party line, but now it seems like dem leadership can do no right.

He's chasing whatever leads he currently thinks will get him political grifter status. He wants to be one of those retards paid to go on TV and be a talking head. Unfortunately, Pat is missing out on tens of dollars a month by not getting verified, because he's still so hung up on losing his legacy checkmark all these years later.

 

[oopsie doodle]

Firstly I would like to politely remind you there is an orderly line for those wanting to fuck fatrick's sandbag ass.

Is there a line for those helping fatrick's sandbag ass get fucked, like a facilitator or runner or something? I'm trying to break into the scene and looking for a starter role.

I imagine fucking a pig to death is thirsty work, is the "Death Orgy Waterboy" slot open? Maybe you need another guy to hold his legs back for the portion of this event that has eye contact. Logistics? Someone needs to keep the food-service tubs of mayonnaise fist-and-forearm lube stocked.

 

[Farmer9876]

Oh fucking spiffing. Fatrick caught on to the Multiverse shit we have been periodically discussing in this thread
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Hold up, he dig on Multiverses?

 

[Judge Holden]

Is there a line for those helping fatrick's sandbag ass get fucked, like a facilitator or runner or something? I'm trying to break into the scene and looking for a starter role.

I imagine fucking a pig to death is thirsty work, is the "Death Orgy Waterboy" slot open? Maybe you need another guy to hold his legs back for the portion of this event that has eye contact. Logistics? Someone needs to keep the food-service tubs of mayonnaise fist-and-forearm lube stocked.

Its a bit like a manning the control room of a nuclear reactor, in which a trained team is needed to ensure the graphite control rods are being inserted into the reactor in a precise manner so that everything runs smoothly and there is no risky buildup

Only instead of control rods its uh...dicks.

And instead of a nuclear reactor its a screaming and sobbing fat faggot (with bitch tits) chained to the floor of a truck stop bathroom. Either way the general principals remain the same and expert care needs to be taken to prevent a repeat of the Hormel Factory incident of 56.

 

[IsaacShraeder]

Unfortunately, Pat is missing out on tens of dollars a month by not getting verified,

I think he's a two/three viral xeet streak away from caving in and getting that checkmark, with the justification that his MASSIVE X payouts would somehow hurt Musk even more than his current presence.

 

[Irene and 22 others]

You're forgetting that in the early/mid part of the election season, Pat histrionically threw slurs like "Nazi" and "traitor" at Democrats who suggested that maybe Biden should step down in favor of someone like Harris. It was only when Kamala was conclusively locked in as the candidate, that the cognitive dissonance in his brain caused a reset and Kamala's campaign retroactively became the thing he'd been fighting for all along.

He, like anyone else voting Democrat, did waffle on this to the surprise of no one, but his reasoning was that he had actually wanted Kamala to win the primaries and be the candidate in 2020 so he was okay with it. As insane as that might sound, someone dug through his tweets and discovered the piggy was actually telling the truth and that he was supporting Harris during the 2020 primaries and wanted her to be the nominee for the 2020 election. That says so many things about both Patrick and Kamala.

The one time he's not performing feats of mental gymnastics so stunning even the Russian judges would need to give him a 10 and the truth turns out to be so much more horrifying. Harris got blown out so badly by Tulsi during a debate that she dropped out before the primaries. No one liked her and she was only chosen by Biden to prevent the party from ousting him sooner than they did. Though perhaps it was Kamala's record on imprisoning black men that drew Rick to her in the first place.

I don't think Rick suffered much cognitive dissonance from making the shift and rationalized it as getting what he wanted all along. It wouldn't matter much if that weren't the case though. He's so disconnected from reality that any dissonance from this would amount to pissing into an ocean. His own mind has become a prison. Whether or not Fatrick is actually enjoying any of it though is debatable.

 

[Dean Pentel]

I imagine fucking a pig to death is thirsty work

Whoa whoa whoa! Who said anything about death?!

Even if @Judge Holden is packing some heat (unlikely given that he's both British and he doesn't have a license for that) his anatomy is very unlikely to deal Patrick any serious injuries. One might argue Patrick could die of shame except for how we all know he's "into things." Matter of fact, our dear Judge may discover upon rolling Patrick into a different position (here's a thing you could help with) that Patrick's little faucet dick is way harder than he would ever have expected. Hard to say if he'll be dismayed or excited upon witnessing such an odd curvature.

And instead of a nuclear reactor its a screaming and sobbing fat faggot (with bitch tits) chained to the floor of a truck stop bathroom.

Between his shrieking, your having to yell your wildly embellished Japanese accent voice to be heard over his lispy yelling, 2 Live Crew's "Me So Horny" playing on repeat on the JBL bluetooth speaker, and the echo such an enclosed place is going to generate, it's going to be noisy as fuck in there. Maybe you should gag him because it's probably hard to maintain an erection with the headache from all that noise.

 

[AnOminous]

Maybe you should gag him because it's probably hard to maintain an erection with the headache from all that noise.

I think it would be convenient because you wouldn't even have to force him to squeal like a pig like Ned Beatty in Deliverance. He'd do it willingly.

 

[Uncle Buck]

Though perhaps it was Kamala's record on imprisoning black men that drew Rick to her in the first place.

Everyone has some redeeming quality.

Well, almost everyone.

 

[Judge Holden]

Matter of fact, our dear Judge may discover upon rolling Patrick into a different position (here's a thing you could help with) that Patrick's little faucet dick is way harder than he would ever have expected. Hard to say if he'll be dismayed or excited upon witnessing such an odd curvature.

Honestly the dick curve is what I am feeling most apprehensive about. Gonna be a real ordeal initiating docking procedure unless I get one of those mechanical speculums they sell in Guatamala.

Between his shrieking, your having to yell your wildly embellished Japanese accent voice to be heard over his lispy yelling, 2 Live Crew's "Me So Horny" playing on repeat on the JBL bluetooth speaker, and the echo such an enclosed place is going to generate, it's going to be noisy as fuck in there. Maybe you should gag him because it's probably hard to maintain an erection with the headache from all that noise.

No child, the pig will not be gagged. Him sobbing and begging me to stop is an integral part of the experience.

Also REMOVE HUM

 

[TurboNAS]

Now we are engaged in another second, great shit-flingging Bluesky war, testing whether Aunt Les, or any Protester so conceived and so dedicated, can long endure.

Queen Leslie did nothing wrong.

Hopefully Pat can’t talk Niki and her mom into bankrolling another stupid lawsuit. But it would make for some funny reading as his vast Twitter history comes into play to show that he’s a belligerent idiot that engages in public comment. As a self-proclaimed public figure (political firebrand in his bio) he’s going to have a hard time showing any actual damages from Leslie’s speculation about the SWATs.

He probably knows this which is why he keeps yelling at her instead of lawyering up like he’s threatened.

Or maybe he’s waiting for the FBI to come knocking. I’m sure they have a crack team of agents monitoring this situation.

 

[Judge Holden]

Queen Leslie did nothing wrong.

Giri Giri Warukunai Leslay.

Hopefully Pat can’t talk Niki and her mom into bankrolling another stupid lawsuit. But it would make for some funny reading as his vast Twitter history comes into play to show that he’s a belligerent idiot that engages in public comment. As a self-proclaimed public figure (political firebrand in his bio) he’s going to have a hard time showing any actual damages from Leslie’s speculation about the SWATs.

He probably knows this which is why he keeps yelling at her instead of lawyering up like he’s threatened.

Or maybe he’s waiting for the FBI to come knocking. I’m sure they have a crack team of agents monitoring this situation.

With any luck he will find an excuse to be distracted. Seems right now General Fatton has re-emerged to speak with authority on the next decade of Bongland/Wopland/Nipland air force policy so by the time this ends he will probably be back to square one with regards to any hypothetical leslay suit

 

[RollingRock2]

Can we get a community note?

True Patriot Pat

 

[Lieutenant Rasczak]

Seems right now General Fatton has re-emerged to speak with authority on the next decade of Bongland/Wopland/Nipland air force policy
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Only with Tomlinson, you'll get dunning kreuger opinions on Great Power competition. Rick vomited this shit in spite of the fact that 6th Generation Fighters are starting to become a topic of discussion.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

I think he's a two/three viral xeet streak away from caving in and getting that checkmark, with the justification that his MASSIVE X payouts would somehow hurt Musk even more than his current presence.

"Actually, I make more than the $8 a month so Elon is paying me!" is the routine cope from everybody on Pat's side with the checkmark. I believe I recall one John Walker Flynt (who Pat simps for) using that cope.

 

[break these cuffs]

"Actually, I make more than the $8 a month so Elon is paying me!" is the routine cope from everybody on Pat's side with the checkmark. I believe I recall one John Walker Flynt (who Pat simps for) using that cope.

You don't get it, Elon pays them out of the goodness of his heart. It's same as with your employer, or at least that's how John and Fat think the world works. They've never actually had jobs.

 

[AntiSchwuletteAktion]

Giri Giri Warukunai Leslay.


With any luck he will find an excuse to be distracted. Seems right now General Fatton has re-emerged to speak with authority on the next decade of Bongland/Wopland/Nipland air force policy so by the time this ends he will probably be back to square one with regards to any hypothetical leslay suit
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It's hilarious to me that Pat dismisses the J-20 as "proven" "mostly a failure", and that any ground/sea-based system air-defense system in the PLA inventory is not an answer to the F-35. The capabilities of the J-20's radar and missiles, and it's radar signatures, are state secrets. The J-20 is in mass production, and the Chinese have the fastest growing 5th Gen fleet in the world. American officials have said things to the affect of "it's a good system but we're not afraid of it", which is a pretty far cry from "it's not a threat".

I should also point out that China is demonstrating flying prototypes of a new generation of fighter aircraft, while the U.S. 6th Gen manned fighter program is a paper plane behind the wood shed with the DoD waiting for a thumbs up or down from the new administration to continue. Anyone who thinks Biden reinforced the American military's global primacy and did not undermine it is not paying attention.

Lastly, I will point out that the export model of the F-35 has critical technology removed to protect it from foreign inspection. If Portugal cancelled their orders of nerfed F-35s, it wouldn't even register on Putin's radar. He couldn't care less if they order F-16Vs or Gripens instead.

Fat should stop pretending to have a valuable opinion on military intelligence. He couldn't even get a security clearance with his personal history.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

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It's hilarious to me that Pat dismisses the J-20 as "proven" "mostly a failure", and that any ground/sea-based system air-defense system in the PLA inventory is not an answer to the F-35. The capabilities of the J-20's radar and missiles, and it's radar signatures, are state secrets. The J-20 is in mass production, and the Chinese have the fastest growing 5th Gen fleet in the world. American officials have said things to the affect of "it's a good system but we're not afraid of it", which is a pretty far cry from "it's not a threat".

I should also point out that China is demonstrating flying prototypes of a new generation of fighter aircraft, while the U.S. 6th Gen manned fighter program is a paper plane behind the wood shed with the DoD waiting for a thumbs up or down from the new administration to continue. Anyone who thinks Biden reinforced the American military's global primacy and did not undermine it is not paying attention.

Lastly, I will point out that the export model of the F-35 has critical technology removed to protect it from foreign inspection. If Portugal cancelled their orders of nerfed F-35s, it wouldn't even register on Putin's radar. He couldn't care less if they order F-16Vs or Gripens instead.

Fat should stop pretending to have a valuable opinion on military intelligence. He couldn't even get a security clearance with his personal history.

China is also doing a really good job with their unmanned fighters that accompany them too. Patrick likes to pretend he's the smartest person in the room with the most valuable opinion that everyone hangs off of, but in reality he's that monkey that others like to fling shit at for their amusement. He's the type of guy that even humpback whales would leave to the sharks to eat.