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Why did Chris "manage" the basketball team at MHS? He doesn't seem like that much of a sports fan...
Im guessing it was either Bob pressuring Chris to be "normal" or Chris' way of trying to live out a fantasy of being a "cool kid."
 
Why did Chris "manage" the basketball team at MHS? He doesn't seem like that much of a sports fan...
Im guessing it was either Bob pressuring Chris to be "normal" or Chris' way of trying to live out a fantasy of being a "cool kid."


actually the basketball is the genesis of his shitty recolors. he was pegged in the head with a basketball and envisioned bionic

http://sonichu.com/cwcki/Bionic
 
actually the basketball is the genesis of his shitty recolors. he was pegged in the head with a basketball and envisioned bionic

http://sonichu.com/cwcki/Bionic

Lol, this just confirms my suspicion that he wasn't really into sports. If he was, he would have been closely observing the moves and plays of the team, not daydreaming about Sonic-Land.
It's kind of a pity he was even attached to that team, if he wasn't in to basketball. There is no way that people on that team didn't bully/mess with him. Unless of course he was their inspirational,speshul snowfalke slow in the mind mascot ( like the main characters of "Radio" or "the Blind Side") but somehow I doubt that.

Seriously though, there had to have been some anime or art or science club that he at least would have been interested in. Hell, given all the drama he causes and has caused, a drama club would have been perfect for him...
 
Correct me if I'm wrong but Chris didn't really care about anime until he met Megan.

Actually, one of the more odd things about Chris is just how dispassionate he is about his hobbies. Even with Lego it feels more like he is going through the motions rather than feeling inspired to create.
 
If Chris had applied the same obsessiveness he has with sonichu to something like engineering or chemistry, the results would resemble this:

On September 13, 1987, the guard in charge of daytime security, Voudireinão da Silva, did not show up to work, using a sick day to attend a cinema screening of Herbie Goes Bananas with his family.[6] That same day, "scavengers" Roberto dos Santos Alves and Wagner Mota Pereira illegally entered the partially demolished facility, found the teletherapy unit – which they thought might have some scrap value – and placed it in a wheelbarrow, taking it to Alves's home,[7] about 0.6 kilometres (0.4 mi) north of the clinic. There, they began dismantling the equipment. That same evening, they both began to vomit. Nevertheless, they continued in their efforts. The following day, Pereira began to experience diarrhea and dizziness and his left hand began to swell. He soon developed a burn on this hand in the same size and shape as the aperture - he eventually had partialamputation of several fingers.[8] On September 15, Pereira visited a local clinic where his symptoms were diagnosed as the result of something he had eaten, and he was told to return home and rest.[1] Alves, however, continued with his efforts to dismantle the equipment, which was now sitting under a mango tree in his back yard. In the course of this effort, he eventually freed the caesium capsule from its protective rotating head. However, his prolonged exposure to the radioactive material led to his right forearm becoming ulcerated, requiring amputation.

Goiânia accident
 
Why did Chris "manage" the basketball team at MHS? He doesn't seem like that much of a sports fan...
Im guessing it was either Bob pressuring Chris to be "normal" or Chris' way of trying to live out a fantasy of being a "cool kid."

a teacher or galpal probably suggested it

Lol, this just confirms my suspicion that he wasn't really into sports. If he was, he would have been closely observing the moves and plays of the team, not daydreaming about Sonic-Land.
It's kind of a pity he was even attached to that team, if he wasn't in to basketball. There is no way that people on that team didn't bully/mess with him. Unless of course he was their inspirational,speshul snowfalke slow in the mind mascot ( like the main characters of "Radio" or "the Blind Side") but somehow I doubt that.

Seriously though, there had to have been some anime or art or science club that he at least would have been interested in. Hell, given all the drama he causes and has caused, a drama club would have been perfect for him...

Chris just wanted to go home and play vidya and legos when school ended
 
1. When did the Chandlers first move to 14 Branchland Court?

2. When Chris was in High School and the Chandlers were living in the Richmond Area did they ever stay at 14 BC during breaks from school (Winter Break,Spring Break, the Summer etc.) or did 14 BC just sit empty during Chris's high school years?
 
actually the basketball is the genesis of his shitty recolors. he was pegged in the head with a basketball and envisioned bionic

http://sonichu.com/cwcki/Bionic
bionic is obviously Chris's best character! But really nothing about him makes any fucking sense. He's named bionic, but there's nothing robotic about him, he's apparently sonic brother who's obsessed with basket ball because one day he randomly opened a portal to hell and spent centuries shooting hoops with the dark lord (or something like that). Oh, and apparently he's an engineer or something?
 
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Lol, this just confirms my suspicion that he wasn't really into sports. If he was, he would have been closely observing the moves and plays of the team, not daydreaming about Sonic-Land.
It's kind of a pity he was even attached to that team, if he wasn't in to basketball. There is no way that people on that team didn't bully/mess with him. Unless of course he was their inspirational,speshul snowfalke slow in the mind mascot ( like the main characters of "Radio" or "the Blind Side") but somehow I doubt that.

Seriously though, there had to have been some anime or art or science club that he at least would have been interested in. Hell, given all the drama he causes and has caused, a drama club would have been perfect for him...
Uhm... He was just the waterboy. :S
 
Correct me if I'm wrong but Chris didn't really care about anime until he met Megan.

Actually, one of the more odd things about Chris is just how dispassionate he is about his hobbies. Even with Lego it feels more like he is going through the motions rather than feeling inspired to create.

Dispassionate doesn't come to mind as much as ... well, okay, it's hard to put into words, I give you that!

Someone drawing a lot should eventually get better at drawing. Someone making things with legos would eventually decide to, you know, freelance and look at some of the wacky shit these legophiliacs build and think about doing the same. Like a big project or even a fucking original one.

Seems he never really gave a shit about getting better at drawing or making something of his own with Legos though. Seems to be about having the final product far more than the journey in getting there. Having a completed comic book or making a video of the final Barbie Special Lego Set masquerading as Manchester High is more important. The process is only important for later tallying of his Hard Tortures and the agony of doing what a 10 year old with a sugar rush could do in a couple of days.
 
Uhm... He was just the waterboy. :S

But why would he be the waterboy for a sport he didn't understand or care about, when there were other things more conducive to his interests? What was the attraction to basketball is really my question..
 
Does anyone else worry that Chris might pull an Ed Gien when Barb goes to the big shit pile in the sky? I mean, Chris already has the creepy Oedipus stuff, the psychopathic man-child personality, cross dresses in his mom's clothing, has anger issues, and is clearly not all there. I can kind of see Chris boarding up Barb's room after constructing a shrine to her mummified body, and then using her monthly tugboats to finance his new taxidermy and moth-rearing hobbies, as well as his project of robbing graves and stealing old carpet scraps to stitch together a Sonichu skin-suit. And then some guy comes to shut off the water because the bill hasn't been paid in five months, and he walks in and finds the skin chair. And then he feels a sharp pain in his back as the machete severs his spine. And the last thing he sees is an obese man wearing a mask made of human skin and a medallion of a yellow hedgehog.
He doesn't have the balls to kill a cockroach :alog:
 
Why was his gay sex at camp story his best work to date?

I have to think, either it was plagiarized....or...um....it happened.
 
Does anyone else worry that Chris might pull an Ed Gien when Barb goes to the big shit pile in the sky? I mean, Chris already has the creepy Oedipus stuff, the psychopathic man-child personality, cross dresses in his mom's clothing, has anger issues, and is clearly not all there. I can kind of see Chris boarding up Barb's room after constructing a shrine to her mummified body, and then using her monthly tugboats to finance his new taxidermy and moth-rearing hobbies, as well as his project of robbing graves and stealing old carpet scraps to stitch together a Sonichu skin-suit. And then some guy comes to shut off the water because the bill hasn't been paid in five months, and he walks in and finds the skin chair. And then he feels a sharp pain in his back as the machete severs his spine. And the last thing he sees is an obese man wearing a mask made of human skin and a medallion of a yellow hedgehog.
I can see it all except the murder. Will he pretend she didnt die is a thought ive had a few times.

Wait, what? Chis wrote a story about homos?
As jenkies jenkins or whatever, he wrote a story about getting cornholed to see if he was gay, but then puked. It was more to the point and better written than anything else he has done by miles.

Now he gags on even the word dick.
 
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