Alex Hogendorp / Lunar Eclipse Paradox / KermisVoyager1997 / BetterSkatez / Chords of Brazil / Funky the Clown (and many more) - Whiny canuck with TDS, Political flip-flopper, Flat-earther, Fetishistic media encyclopedia, Limbless loli connoisseur, GIANT hypocrite, Raped by fake clowns, Spiritual tranny, Wanna-be skitzocow, Noushintou Hoshi's #1 fan, Betrayed by Kiwi Farms

[bear hammer]

The thread is completed

It's not, lmao please do not let them get away with this. There's multiple parts that clearly say 'under construction' and probably multiple unused drafts that they haven't used, it's obviously not finished. It should have been done by now, but most of the people on the writing team are regulars of the Zoey thread, they all post there constantly. And luckily for Alex they seem more engaged in sucking off her clit her than actually finishing this thread, they couldn't even be bothered to add his discovered aliases and accounts when this was still in PG.

(take note of all the people giving me bad stickers, and notice their pfp and account activity.)

 

[dick brain]

Dick Brain exposed me without my permission. He needs to ask me for permission first which I would never grant. He will pay for it.

Dick Brain will pay for Exposing me.

Come try it pussy. 4210 Wolfetown Rd, Cherokee NC 28719 Bring as Many of your alts as you want; I'll go to prison, but all of you will go to the morgue.

I do remember making a statement on KiwiFarms and then Dick Brain pulled a picture of me when replying, I knew I was screwed. Fuck this website.

Lol good times

A FNAF game where you play as Jersh trying to keep the site up as you're attacked by lolcows like Alex (sent by Liz Fong-Jones) sounds like a funny fan game.

Five Nights at Speddy's

"I get kicked off every fucking site I ever use. Could I be to blame? No, it is the entire world that is to blame!"

Cool it with the antisemitic remarks.

How does Alex have over 1K subs, yet absolutely no one seems to care about him? Usually, when someone breaks 1K, they at least attract some outside attention, but this guy is basically screaming into the void with like 10 views and 0 comments. Who is subbing to him? Is he using bots?

They're all his alts.

That beer drinking video is hysterical

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Pissbear 2.0

In all seriousness, I want to give a big thank you to @Schizoid Wife, @Sperg Spectating, @Toji Suzuhara, @Sexy Senior Citizen, @Admiral Throbnelius, @Anti Drug Cuban War Hero, @Axiom., @notorietus, @Osama Bin Laden, @NaggotFigger, @Finger Pistols, @Kiwi & Cow, @NiggerDeathRay, @PaperRoads and everyone else for taking this cross off my back and doing the work I'm too lazy/busy to do. They're cooking up a banger. When I put the initial HoS post together it was during a bout of insomnia, and it has taken several more bouts of insomnia to finally catch up. I had no idea how deep this rabbit hole would go, I just wanted to share this goofy weirdo to laugh at, and I almost didn't post it at all, but seeing how much joy it has brought people makes me glad I did. I haven't laughed this hard since MadreMuerte wanted to get raped, beaten and pissed on by a two point five meter tall man. Thank you all for sharing the laughs with me.

 

[Schizoid Wife]

It should have been done by now,

It's still actively being worked on, a lot of people on the writing team just have lives on top of writing this thread. The initial draft itself was rushed because of him rapidly shitting up the original HoS thread where this was all posted.

 

[Admiral Throbnelius]

It should have been done by now

It seems that little progress is made because as the OP, only @Schizoid Wife can edit things in. We have drafted new sections that are practically ready to be pasted in barring some minor corrections. The thread moved incredibly fast and ballooned to over 200 pages, hence why we decided to request moving it out early. It isn't ideal, but the OP has enough to get the idea and it's not like it gets locked out of updating. If multiple people could edit an OP, it would be much easier to get edits in.

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

It's not, lmao please do not let them get away with this. There's multiple parts that clearly say 'under construction' and probably multiple unused drafts that they haven't used, it's obviously not finished. It should have been done by now, but most of the people on the writing team are regulars of the Zoey thread, they all post there constantly. And luckily for Alex they seem more engaged in sucking off her clit her than actually finishing this thread, they couldn't even be bothered to add his discovered aliases and accounts when this was still in PG.

(take note of all the people giving me bad stickers, and notice their pfp and account activity.)

It'll be done when it's done. There's even parts of finished sections that have been posted ITT but haven't being put inside the OP yet. If you have enough time to look at what other threads the people writing the OP regularly post on and the stickers they give, you have time to skim throught this thread and find those sections

 

[Manuel Noriega]

It's not, lmao please do not let them get away with this. There's multiple parts that clearly say 'under construction' and probably multiple unused drafts that they haven't used, it's obviously not finished. It should have been done by now, but most of the people on the writing team are regulars of the Zoey thread, they all post there constantly. And luckily for Alex they seem more engaged in sucking off her clit her than actually finishing this thread, they couldn't even be bothered to add his discovered aliases and accounts when this was still in PG.

(take note of all the people giving me bad stickers, and notice their pfp and account activity.)

Ahem.

Spoiler

SAAR PLEASE REDEEM THREAD SAAR YOU MUST DO THE NEEDFUL EVEN THOUGH I'LL STILL BITCH LASAGNA ABOUT IT SAAAAAAAAAAR

 

[True Boss of this Gym]

It's not, lmao please do not let them get away with this. There's multiple parts that clearly say 'under construction' and probably multiple unused drafts that they haven't used, it's obviously not finished. It should have been done by now, but most of the people on the writing team are regulars of the Zoey thread, they all post there constantly. And luckily for Alex they seem more engaged in sucking off her clit her than actually finishing this thread, they couldn't even be bothered to add his discovered aliases and accounts when this was still in PG.

(take note of all the people giving me bad stickers, and notice their pfp and account activity.)

Enjoy Culiacan, stalker child.

 

[Stoner Miko]

It's not, lmao please do not let them get away with this. There's multiple parts that clearly say 'under construction' and probably multiple unused drafts that they haven't used, it's obviously not finished. It should have been done by now, but most of the people on the writing team are regulars of the Zoey thread, they all post there constantly. And luckily for Alex they seem more engaged in sucking off her clit her than actually finishing this thread, they couldn't even be bothered to add his discovered aliases and accounts when this was still in PG.

(take note of all the people giving me bad stickers, and notice their pfp and account activity.)

I am going to request my own thread to get out of PG just to spite you.

 

[Admiral Throbnelius]

I am going to request my own thread to get out of PG just to spite you.

Just remove the [WIP] from the title because you won't be able to change that. Otherwise you can edit it whenever you like.

 

[bear hammer]

It's still actively being worked on, a lot of people on the writing team just have lives on top of writing this thread.

And you're telling me that your life is just so busy to have any time to add a few new usernames? Which takes like 2 minutes to do? Interesting.

It'll be done when it's done. There's even parts of finished sections that have been posted ITT but haven't being put inside the OP yet.

If there are finished sections just sitting there, why haven’t they been added yet? The thread's been public for a while now, and it’s still has placeholders and missing info. It’s not like this is some massive undertaking, it’s just gathering and formatting information that’s already been found. Maybe if you and the people writing it spent just a little less time posting in Zoey’s thread and more time actually working on it, it’d probably be done by now.

I am going to request my own thread to get out of PG just to spite you.

Okay????

It seems that little progress is made because as the OP, only @Schizoid Wife can edit things in. We have drafted new sections that are practically ready to be pasted in barring some minor corrections

Then why hasn’t she pasted in the new sections? If they’re practically ready, what’s the holdup? The thread moving fast isn’t that much of a good reason when most of the info was already known before it even went public.

If the sections are ready, there's no reason they shouldn't be added. But I don’t want to derail this thread any further, so I'll just leave it at that.

 

[Dofu]

And you're telling me that your life is just so busy to have any time to add a few new usernames? Which takes like 2 minutes to do? Interesting.

People give what time they want to. If you don't like it or want it to go faster maybe you should help if you have so much free time.

 

[True Boss of this Gym]

For fucks sake is there a pinkdate that isn't such a massive faggot?

 

[Dofu]

For fucks sake is there a pinkdate that isn't such a massive faggot?

Rude.

 

[True Boss of this Gym]

They will call you rude, but never wrong.

 

[Dofu]

They will call you rude, but never wrong.

Fine if wanna throw shade at me but apologize to @PaperRoads.

Also. Rip onion sama.

 

[Axiom.]

take note of all the people giving me bad stickers.

You know you can finish the OP yourself, how about you finish the draft yourself and we'll kindly copy and paste it over. I understand you probably don't have a real life due to you caring about Internet stickers but c'mon now. Alex is supposed to be the biggest retard in this thread, don't make him a run for his money.

 

[bear hammer]

Post / Archive

Spoiler: Text

Why do these cunty porn bots keep trying to follow me, THIS NEEDS TO STOP!

Post / Archive

Spoiler: Text

I wanted to express myself without getting bullied, we truly live in hell.

You know you can finish the OP yourself, how about you finish the draft yourself and we'll kindly copy and paste it over.

Spoiler: Off-topic

DM all the drafts you have to me and I will gladly add more to them, I will even share with you the links to Alex's accounts that you didn't include. I will get more of the thread done in a day than the usual progress anyway.

The only thing I ask for, is a part of the writing credit.

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

DM all the drafts you have to me and I will gladly add more to them, I will even share with you the links to Alex's accounts that you didn't include. I will get more of the thread done in a day than the usual progress anyway.

Share the links first to prove that you aren't full of shit.

The only thing I ask for, is a part of the writing credit

So that's the problem, clout-chasing. It shouldn't surprise me seeing that you get so annoyed at stickers that you have to voice how mad they make you feel.

Edit: looks like @bear hammer has some bite to his bark

BetterSkatez

GitHub: https://www.github.com/BetterSkatez
Rumble: https://rumble.com/user/BetterSkatez (has a similar pfp he uses)
Scribd: https://www.scribd.com/BetterSkatez
Wikipedia: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:CentralAuth/BetterSkatez?uselang=qqx
Xbox Gamertag: https://xboxgamertag.com/search/BetterSkatez
last.fm: https://last.fm/user/BetterSkatez

KermisVoyager97

Twitter: https://x.com/KermisVoyager97

KermisVoyager1997

Wikipedia: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:CentralAuth/KermisVoyager1997?uselang=qqx

lainrenaissance

Telegram: https://t.me/lainrenaissance

Funky The Clown

Roblox: https://www.roblox.com/user.aspx?username=FunkyTheClown

EbolaHunter
Academia.edu: https://independent.academia.edu/EbolaHunter
Newgrounds: https://EbolaHunter.newgrounds.com
Pokemon Showdown: https://pokemonshowdown.com/users/EbolaHunter
Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/user/EbolaHunter
Sporcle: https://www.sporcle.com/user/EbolaHunter/people
Xbox Gamertag: https://xboxgamertag.com/search/EbolaHunter
last.fm: https://last.fm/user/EbolaHunter
osu!: https://osu.ppy.sh/users/EbolaHunter

Johnny4Twenty

Imgur: https://imgur.com/user/Johnny4Twenty
Itch.io: https://Johnny4Twenty.itch.io/
Newgrounds: https://Johnny4Twenty.newgrounds.com
Roblox: https://www.roblox.com/user.aspx?username=Johnny4Twenty
last.fm: https://last.fm/user/Johnny4Twenty

 

[Salaryman]

Well first we need a blue check and his person of interest tag.

He has it now

 

[Cheesy Beavy]

He has it now

No shit sherlock. lol. You're way behind on that one.

Spoiler alert, it doesn't matter now cause he's banned.