This can be said about everything Nick Rekieta does: his parenting, “broadcasting,” lawyering, driving, pest removal, Bible study. He’s so bad at everything yet believes he’s good and wise and perfectly placed to teach others. Nick is the guy who thinks he has a lot to teach the world about how to have a good marriage. His delusions are nothing less than breathtaking.
Imagine EJ putting parodies of all his haters into future comics.
Well, yea. I got that much out of it and that was part of what I meant that Riley knew he wasn't welcome there and was molesting the premises by taping shit to their windows as a known party that is barred from it. Even if it is in a plaza open to the public individual businesses can trespass specific people.
I don't think he ever understood any law, he was just willing to read boring documents and act confident. Then when real practicing lawyers were on they'd do most of the important talking while he'd sit back and collect shekels. Really he was always just a confidence man of sorts.
It's literally the kind of shit you wake up hungover and fry up with the leftovers from last night's late night Chinese. Maybe crack an egg into it, add some chili crisp. Enjoy. Somehow, nowhere on my list of things to do after that is "take a picture of it and post it to the Internet like I'm fucking Chef John or some shit."
The guilty plea was only entered with the condition of the stay and all the other jazz. On top of that, the prosecution also can't bring up the plea at trial, for obvious reasons.
I don't know why he's even bothering pretending with that, the dumb fag. He defaulted on that literally years ago. The people whose money he stole are long gone and no longer want anything from this swindling cocksucker.
Why does this dumb cunt need a day planner? "Pop another benzo." "Watch Star Trek." "Lay around in a pilled-out haze." "Make spastic faces." Does she need more?
Is there a fad? How is this a fad? Isn't this just something literally everyone has done with leftover rice since, like, before I was born, and I'm old?
I know, I know, I know, forgive me. But yes, the spring onions are fucking offensive. The green parts aren't supposed to go in and get cooked! Those are the leftovers from when you chopped them up and put the white stuff in to cook! THEN you throw the green bits on top. What the fuck. Even college drunkards knew to do this with our ramen noodle food hacks when we had a buck to last us until Friday.
Your cats suck. My cats started furiously hissing and clawing at me until I scrolled past it.
I'm not sure if you've noticed, but Nick Rekieta is no Learned Hand. In fact, he's not even a Lionel Hutz at this point, just a Galaxy-Gassed brain-damaged retard who knows nothing about nothing.
If they ever remake Nightbreed she is perfect for Narcisse.
At least Vordrak's dementia was hereditary instead of from a can of galaxy gas.
What plating, it's fried rice. The traditional way to serve it even in the best Chinese restaurants is as a huge heap in a bowl, and this is just a single portion that Nick presumably fixed for a quick dinner. It's a cheap dish within his actual skill range, he's finely chopped the vegetables, yes, it's completely fine to dump a bunch of Chinese ingredients in there. If this were Jack Scalfani, it would literally be a smoking mound of buttered slag in his iron skillet garnished with a few nuggets of miraculously raw chicken.
That legal analysis would be worthy of the Nick Rekieta award of legal retardation.
Add chopstick protocols to butter dishes, Biblical commandments against gay sodomy, and all the other topics we chew on when Nick is being especially boring.
Might as well merge the threads.
The problem is moreso that he chose to share out a picture of it proudly when it literally is just thrown into a bowl and I can barely recognize any of the ingredients involved. I didn't know that was even supposed to be fried rice without the accompanying context. By comparison, I can actually identify the ingredients in this image:
Sean Penn went full retard. Went home empty handed. Never go full retard.
Don't forget, he doesn't just whine like a faggot on social media about it, literally every single traffic ticket he's ever gotten where we have a written police report, he whined so much, and in such a faggoty way, that the cop literally put his whining about "DRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVIN MUH KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDS AROUND" into the report.
I kinda agree, actually.
He cooked it with way too much oil, which is why it looks so shiny. He also cooked some of the vegetables (spring onion) so long it caused them to wilt. One of the basic things you learn from cooking is that not every ingredient cooks at the same rate, and some just can't be cooked for too long, or it fucks up the flavor of the entire dish. Spring onion is one of those ingredients you put in at the very end (if you're not using it solely for garnish) because it can wilt so easily. If he had done it to something like garlic (which can also burn fairly easily in something like fried rice), it'd cause the garlic to gain a bitter taste that would fuck up the dish, and maybe made it inedible, depending on the quantity of garlic he had used (which, if it's Chinese, should be more than you'd think).
Imagine being such a homosexual cuck that you worship a weird gay fat homosexual pedophile who takes it up the ass while pretending to be a cow, and launch racist attacks against some random black guy you don't even know, just to appease a weird gay fat homosexual pedophile.
Nick was totally owned by a black guy simply informing him that he only takes legal advice from practicing lawyers. He is still seething to this day that a black man did something other than being the "black friend" that makes it okay for him to be racist.
Last of the Balldoguard.
