Alex Hogendorp / Lunar Eclipse Paradox / KermisVoyager1997 / BetterSkatez / Chords of Brazil / Funky the Clown (and many more) - Whiny canuck with TDS, Political flip-flopper, Flat-earther, Fetishistic media encyclopedia, Limbless loli connoisseur, GIANT hypocrite, Raped by fake clowns, Spiritual tranny, Wanna-be skitzocow, Noushintou Hoshi's #1 fan, Betrayed by Kiwi Farms

[Duke Nukem]

Alex is afraid of Hinduism.
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Regardless of Alex's opinions on anything, Hindus always have the most badass deities.

Alex is a racist transphobe.

He definitely spends way too much time on the internet. Honestly I don't really care about it that much, I have access to it 24/7 anyway.

Even if his parents wanted to keep him off of it it'd be pretty difficult to enforce considering how many devices can access it now.

 

[Lovely Kin]

Let's start with his "music videos"

After listening to some of his music already, I rather listen to cpop. And I hate cpop.

 

[Xev]

Retarded pedo stalker child please, ofcom is not a corporation it is a government entity. A retarded one yes but not a corporation.

 

[CallmeCicada]

I saw Alex eating a dead raccoon behind an Arby's in 1997.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

I saw Alex eating a dead raccoon behind an Arby's in 1997.

Oh, my sweet summer child... He was eating out the dead raccoon. There's a difference.

 

[Manuel Noriega]

After listening to some of his music already, I rather listen to cpop. And I hate cpop.

Guess Alex's particular brand of music must be called CP-Pop then.

 

[CallmeCicada]

Oh, my sweet summer child... He was eating out the dead raccoon. There's a difference.

Yes, I wouldn't know about such things

 

[PaperRoads]

Because once you get to Canada, you're finally going to be able to take down the evil fascists of Kiwi Farms that have been harassing and stalking you with a lawsuit! Isn't that great?

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Why is Paper Roads so excited about me going home to Canada?

 

[Cheesy Beavy]

Oh, my sweet summer child... He was eating out the dead raccoon. There's a difference.

I’m guessing the dead raccoon was limbless then.

 

[PaperRoads]

It took Alex ~900 status updates, ~800 comments, and a month of sperging to finally stop, and you know what the worst part is? He couldn't even stop himself, his family had to intervene and talk sense into him.

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I am advised by my family to avoid doing status updates on Deviantart for awhile and to stop giving the trolls on KiwiFarms any of my time because of how much they try to get me frightened over nothing.

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Hopefully this is the end. There's only so many ways to milk a cow after all, and Alex, if you're reading this, I hope you get the help you need.

 

[Balanced Boomer]

If you're going to just constantly monitor your own thread, you might as well make another sock so you can be shit on more directly, Alex.

ETA: oh nevermind, he's apparently stopping. I believe him this time.

 

[Manuel Noriega]

It took Alex ~900 status updates, ~800 comments, and a month of sperging to finally stop, and you know what the worst part is? He couldn't even stop himself, his family had to intervene and talk sense into him.

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I am advised by my family to avoid doing status updates on Deviantart for awhile and to stop giving the trolls on KiwiFarms any of my time because of how much they try to get me frightened over nothing.

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Hopefully this is the end. There's only so many ways to milk a cow after all, and Alex, if you're reading this, I hope you get the help you need.

Give him about 8-10 hours or so, if not less than that.

 

[Gravemind]

Give him about 8-10 hours or so, if not less than that.

It took, what, maybe 2 hours tops last time?

 

[Cheesy Beavy]

It took Alex ~900 status updates, ~800 comments, and a month of sperging to finally stop, and you know what the worst part is? He couldn't even stop himself, his family had to intervene and talk sense into him.

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I am advised by my family to avoid doing status updates on Deviantart for awhile and to stop giving the trolls on KiwiFarms any of my time because of how much they try to get me frightened over nothing.

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Hopefully this is the end. There's only so many ways to milk a cow after all, and Alex, if you're reading this, I hope you get the help you need.

 

[Glowie]

It took, what, maybe 2 hours tops last time?

Sometimes he does rapid fire posts within 15 minutes, depending if he someone switched the tard rages axon on. There's so many people living in Alex' head that it would make would make reality television.

 

[Flaming_Barghast]

Funny how as soon as I suggest ignoring him, his family mentions he should get offline, lmao.

 

[Travis Touchdown (REAL)]

Alex should post more videos of himself doing funny things like in the "Stop Glorifying Kiwifarms" video.

 

[Cheesy Beavy]

Alex should post more videos of himself doing funny things like in the "Stop Glorifying Kiwifarms" video.
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I think he should post a lot more music

 

[Disastrously Dumb]

I think... that being too active in engaging with Alex
is giving him that dopamine hit of unwarranted self importance
since he's deluding himself to assume he's a relevant character to kiwifarms
and his opinions and such are worth listening to.

the more we engage with him directly, the more he will try to use it as justification as going schitzocow or some shit.

Which kind of leaves us at a crossroads.

1. Ignore him and he tipped himself off the deep end when the reality that he is insignificant, irrelevant and blatantly boring. which could lead to entertaining results.

or

2. keep engaging with him as he roleplays thinking he's something special and a modern-day Machiavelli and feed into his delusions of self-grandeur which will prolong his overall BORING descent


Because at the end of the day, Alex Hogendorp's biggest crime in his whole existence is that he is Boring, Mundane and so lackluster as an individual that he fits more as a backdrop filler. And the only trait he has and build himself to discern himself from others is that he enjoys Amputated loli porn.

Its almost as if he is self-aware that he's so boring and irrelevant as a person that he needs to invent anything depraved to incorporate in his own lore to justify himself standing out from others. Which in the end makes his existence just... sad.

And im sure many of you here also realize it aswell.
that Alex Hogendorp is plain and simple, boring.

 

[Rango Dango]

Oh waow.

Anyways.

it feels weird browsing random threads and seeing alex's posts in them