🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[AntiSchwuletteAktion]

Come on Ralph, you have at least three more appendages to sleep on and paralyze

 

[lowly kiwi merchant]

The other night I was listening to that PS call, and one thing stood out. He said he didn't pay a judgemental against him because they don't know his bank account. He then said he paid his child support using PayPal accounts. He said the method for getting the PayPal was "morbid" but then didn't explain fully.

Any chance he has accounts in his dead mother's name?

 

[BigFatSweatyMan]

He lives!

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[Autistic Integrity]

if he does it he better make a full body scan before so we know how bad it got at the end.

at least donate it to science. The things they could learn from a pig-human hybrid!

 

[DogZero]

With a guy like boogie, he could be holding a gun to his head and I still wouldn’t believe he could ever commit suicide, but with someone like ralph I think it’s at least possible. Whatever personality disorders he has I actually don’t think narcissism is among them like with boogie. Most likely he dies of an OD, then by heart attack, then violently in some way, but I really don’t think suicide is entirely impossible. I’m glad he at least occasionally remembers he has kids since that seems to have walked him down from the roof a few times. I hope he doesn’t commit suicide, he has provided a lot of great entertainment recently.

 

[Joshua Connor Tomar]

>live in a tin shack evading the law everyone you've ever loved hates you or is dead
>Be happy with a torta
>Do one show with DSP
>It's been fun everyone.

 

[Delicious Diversity]

He constantly does this shit. Suicide-baiting to get attention, to get clicks, to get women to take him back. He is IRL Cartman.

 

[niggercattle]

He lives!
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Well, the most important thing you can have in life has been stolen from me.

Sounds like some spic broke into the pig pen and stole his Xanax stash.

 

[thisniggaTRASH]

>live in a tin shack evading the law everyone you've ever loved hates you or is dead
>Be happy with a torta
>Do one show with DSP
>It's been fun everyone.

Some of that does sound like something DSP would write/has already said about himself. I might be off base but Ralph doesn't sound/look like the guy who would have that level of introspection, wouldn't put past DSP to be tard wrangling him to do weird stuff by holding the job opportunity above his head or something.

 

[Sneed Force One]

The everlasting cycle continues

 

[Die For Me!]

He lives!
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It's so hard for these people to understand...

Do you understand? No... See, in a world filled with billions of people, not a single soul could ever truly understand

But you, Milo, a person who only happens to be a homosexual, surely you are able to... understand.


Ralph is so deep in the closet he's becoming the closet itself. "on the Killstream" is going to be synonymous with "in the closet".

 

[Um...]

He lives!
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“Blessed beyond belief”? Huh??

 

[Not Even Twice]

With a guy like boogie, he could be holding a gun to his head and I still wouldn’t believe he could ever commit suicide, but with someone like ralph I think it’s at least possible. Whatever personality disorders he has I actually don’t think narcissism is among them like with boogie. Most likely he dies of an OD, then by heart attack, then violently in some way, but I really don’t think suicide is entirely impossible. I’m glad he at least occasionally remembers he has kids since that seems to have walked him down from the roof a few times. I hope he doesn’t commit suicide, he has provided a lot of great entertainment recently.

Narcissists do commit suicide, their motivations are just different and are more likely to involve murder-suicide. It's a weird but persistent myth that they never do.
Ralph is a coward, that is the plain and simple reason he will never off himself on purpose.

 

[Rage Pig]

Without those pesky Jooos, the Ralphamale would've had a few million dollars in the bank, his life is so unique and special!

The valley girl cadence, the vocal fry, the suicide baiting little bpd bitch. The cringe quote he struggles to read is of course from HST.

 

[RollingRock2]

The wild unique life story of... being a fat broke never employed white trash alcoholic pill head deadbeat dad. A story never before heard or known in Arkansas.

 

[Die For Me!]

https://archive.is/Iggxu

 

[Seaside Ronin]

Ralph's playbook sucks

You could set your watch to the tired shit he pulls

 

[neger psykolog]

With a guy like boogie, he could be holding a gun to his head and I still wouldn’t believe he could ever commit suicide, but with someone like ralph I think it’s at least possible. Whatever personality disorders he has I actually don’t think narcissism is among them like with boogie. Most likely he dies of an OD, then by heart attack, then violently in some way, but I really don’t think suicide is entirely impossible. I’m glad he at least occasionally remembers he has kids since that seems to have walked him down from the roof a few times. I hope he doesn’t commit suicide, he has provided a lot of great entertainment recently.

There's surprisingly imho not that much difference between killing yourself in a fraction of a second with a gun versus drinking huge amounts of alcohol and abusing prescription medication every night to the point you're blacking out constantly.

There is of course a time difference, but if you're up every night treating your body like total shit and knowing it's causing you mental and physical harm and you're continuously blacking out then it's self destruction.

If he blacks out sometime soon and doesn't wake up again it won't be because of misadventure, it'll be because he pushed it too far or his body gave out or some shit.

 

[Oongok]

If he did kill himself there have been some signs.
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To be fair, people who suicide bait will do these things regardless of whether or not they intend on actually going through with it.

There are plenty of people who claim to have suffered suicidal ideations and there are times they swear up and down "I'm really going to do it this time. I burned every single bridge. I have nothing left" only to, surprise surprise, not go through with it.

Narcissists love to use suicide threats as a form of control (Why do you think the transgender attempted suicide rate is so high?) People who are genuinely planning to kill themselves will often try to obfuscate any signs to avoid the chance of someone stopping them.

Tl;Dr Ralph will never kill himself... intentionally anyway.

 

[FiveStarAce]

Is this guy seriously staging a "comeback" from taking a nap? Real gonzo shit!