minecraft the movie - aka autism the movie; aka stuck in development hell

[tehpope]

This copy is pretty good. No ads or watermarks.
A.Minecraft.Movie.2025.1080p.Workprint.HD.director.cut.x264.ENG.YG

I found it on BTDig. Downloaded pretty fast.

 

[Yandex Captcha Solver]

Stellar green screen animation work by the jeets

Can't believe the jeets leaking this got me to watch this shitshow. I had to take some excedrin halfway through as it was giving me a migraine due to the piss poor animations.

 

[Patrick Bait-man]

 

[Balanced Boomer]

Null already causes enough legal issues by himself. I'm sure this will be fine in comparison. This ain't the offical Minecraft Movie anyways, this is a pre-production version of it.

Just trying to compress it enough to fit around 50mb like someone did with the Morbius movie.

So far I've edited it down to ~150mb

Archived for Posterity:

Spoiler: Minecraft pre-production version (144p)

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I'm sure the yellow-on-black Arabic beheading video text at the beginning wasn't originally part of the leak, but, I gotta say, that and the 1XBET ad that I've seen in the first five minutes really add a lot to the production value.

 

[Autist in a Barrel]

Spoiler

I can't come up with a good joke to lead into this, so I'll just dump this here.

 

[Autistic Integrity]

This copy is pretty good. No ads or watermarks.
A.Minecraft.Movie.2025.1080p.Workprint.HD.director.cut.x264.ENG.YG

I found it on BTDig. Downloaded pretty fast.

one i got was
A.Minecraft.Movie.2025.1080p.WORKPRINT.x264-COLLECTiVE
it too has no ads and is pretty good quality but goddamn it is bad sfxwise
even has a SRT with subtitles
screens

Spoiler

 

[DickMain]

holy shit lmfao

'Poojary' you're fucking with me with these credits.

 

[Aldeland]

There's a panoramic photo taken inside the same building and it looks like some kind of apartment complex.

https://maps.app.goo.gl/mDVfAnonn99kjrF9A

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There's a floor in the middle that looks more well kept than the other ones, so I assume that's where the outsourced VFX office is. Hard to believe people would just tolerate these conditions but the regular tenets most likely don't have the money for renovations.

PLEASE HELP ME SAR I AM FUCKING INDIAN AND MY OFFICE IS FUCKING INDIAN SAR

 

[pollution jim]

I watched the whole movie and after it was over with the jennifer coolidge villager post credits scene i felt a rush of emptiness and dread wash over me

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

How bad we talkin? Is it worth watching the indian leak?

 

[Quijibo69]

This was one of those movies I had to stop watching after about 10 mins. It was that bad! It felt like watching a movie made for tards that like colors more than kids. The last movie as bad as this one was The Monkey.

 

[Day of the Cope]

 

[Blackstar]

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[Vect]

it looks like some kind of apartment complex.

Fuck me they're breeding them in the walls now. Arm them with a burner phone and links to a few YouTube training courses and they're all set to usher forth Cinema.

I'm sure Mojang is breaking out the champagne and crack over how good this makes their 14 year old Lego builder look.

I think this is a very interesting example of how cultural icons translate across generations of an audience. The Lego Movie worked because adults and children understand and know about Lego even if it's in a casual sense, and the generational perception in it's possibilities is a core part of the film. Here, kids who play the game would recognise Minecraft Steve and parents would recognise Jack Black, but you combine the most definitive aspects of the two together and alienate everyone.

Holy shit they have merchandise.


To think they could have made it overpriced game DLC, but oh well.

 

[Preacher ✝]

Catching up on this thread and caught this:

I'm Coming With _ Minecraft.flac

Phrasing?

 

[Mark Goldbridge]

I already know Jack Black comes home, drops his retard shtick, holds a gun to his head and has to talk himself out of pulling the trigger every night

 

[Mr.Bucket]

Anyone else remember the youtube gaming channel Jack Black "started"?
Back when those were still fairly popular and it got all hyped because zomg jack black gaming.
Then it bombed immediately and extremely hard because he didn't do anything at all, some random dude was doing everything.

 

[Tootsie Bear]

youtube gaming channel Jack Black

Yes but I had to look it up because I couldn't remember the channel's name. Oh boy! This feels like if Jack Black copied Steve-O than about gaming. Who can forget this little gem of cringe?

 

[Doğu Perinçek]

>(at ~47:36):
>Piglin: "Hey, Steve, what's going on dude?"
>Steve: "Crap! Chungus."
whoever made this movie should be castrated

 

[Mondo Slight]

Can we give Jack Black AIDS by sending him an infected mod pack?