Nintendo Switch 2 - For the Soytendo consoomers to speculate about the successor to the Switch, recently announced for 2025.

Then, explain to me how the Wii U flopped so hard? Or how the Gamecube sold badly. Or how the 3DS launch was so awful that Nintendo dropped the price by 30%.
Did the Gamecube actually "sell badly" or did it just sell less than other Nintendo game consoles before it? When the Gamecube was Nintendo's newest console, everyone I knew had it so it seriously didn't seem like it was selling poorly to me at all. Compared to the WII U I never knew a single person that owned one ever, all the people I knew who had the Gamecube passed on the Wii U and most of them passed on the og Wii as well so I can believe those sold poorly but the Gamecube? The Gamecube also gets a bad reputation for "having worse games than N64" and I think that's bullshit too.
 
Did the Gamecube actually "sell badly" or did it just sell less than other Nintendo game consoles before it? When the Gamecube was Nintendo's newest console, everyone I knew had it so it seriously didn't seem like it was selling poorly to me at all. Compared to the WII U I never knew a single person that owned one ever, all the people I knew who had the Gamecube passed on the Wii U and most of them passed on the og Wii as well so I can believe those sold poorly but the Gamecube? The Gamecube also gets a bad reputation for "having worse games than N64" and I think that's bullshit too.
The long and short of it is that the GameCube got bullied for it's appearance. Everyone thought the mini discs and design of the console in general was a joke. I've heard descriptions go as far as "that purple lunchbox".

That was basically the beginning of the divide with gamers. Nintendo was now seen as more "casual" and "kid friendly" while the other guys (PS2/OG XBOX) were considered more "adult/mature". That divided continued with the Wii/PS3/360 era.
 
Did the Gamecube actually "sell badly" or did it just sell less than other Nintendo game consoles before it? When the Gamecube was Nintendo's newest console, everyone I knew had it so it seriously didn't seem like it was selling poorly to me at all. Compared to the WII U I never knew a single person that owned one ever, all the people I knew who had the Gamecube passed on the Wii U and most of them passed on the og Wii as well so I can believe those sold poorly but the Gamecube? The Gamecube also gets a bad reputation for "having worse games than N64" and I think that's bullshit too.
Third in that generation. Matt McMuscles made a video about it, and a lot of the comments are cope similar to what you're describing. Just cause it wasn't a success doesn't mean it invalidates your memories of it, but a lot are really struggling with the idea that it was third all along.
 
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Everyone's favorite soyjak reporter is not even hiding his TDS anymore, and he tried to downplay the backlash like it's nothing in his video. He's ignoring the fact Nintendo wants you to pay $80-90 for an old Kirby game and a Pokemon game that's probably going to be rushed woke, slop (Pokemon ZA).

I hate the term "boycott" for this shit because it minimizes what it is, consumers not feeling the product is worth the value being charged. People say when this shit that "boycotts don't work" when, in my view anyway, I saved my money anyway so yeah, it absolute did achieve the goal I wanted

>razorfist jumpscare
I still cant belive that razorfist faggot is defending this shit:
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I guess Danny boy is mad that he can't abuse women efficiently due to inflation
I can. I can also believe Grifters and Goyims are exploiting the Switch 2 drama for money. I also believe Saavy is a dumb bitch and grifter.

 
Christ now I'm seeing it with some people I know going "muh inflation" and comparing it to games from the 90's are there that many retarded fucks out there that don't understand that the components of a cartridge back then were significantly more expensive than a CD because you actually needed a board and chips that the more memory it took the more expensive they were it's not like today where a game is either on a two dollar disc or in Nintendos case a glorified memory card.
 
Christ now I'm seeing it with some people I know going "muh inflation" and comparing it to games from the 90's are there that many retarded fucks out there that don't understand that the components of a cartridge back then were significantly more expensive than a CD because you actually needed a board and chips that the more memory it took the more expensive they were it's not like today where a game is either on a two dollar disc or in Nintendos case a glorified memory card.
I just want to know what is it with faggots who need go justify spending that much money to someone else by trying to basiclly guilt them into saying "well they were at a loss befoe, so now pay off". is it mental illness?
 
Did the Gamecube actually "sell badly" or did it just sell less than other Nintendo game consoles before it? When the Gamecube was Nintendo's newest console, everyone I knew had it so it seriously didn't seem like it was selling poorly to me at all. Compared to the WII U I never knew a single person that owned one ever, all the people I knew who had the Gamecube passed on the Wii U and most of them passed on the og Wii as well so I can believe those sold poorly but the Gamecube? The Gamecube also gets a bad reputation for "having worse games than N64" and I think that's bullshit too.
The numbers don’t lie:

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Gamecube was closer to the sales of the Wii U than sales of the N64. Also the Wii was a huge success so your friend group is not good evidence of anything.
 
This may be legit where I drop out of console gaming officially.
Yea I'm about there already. I skipped on Xbox and PS5 this gen as there were no games on either system worth buying that I can't get on PC, and I have no intention of playing the latest version of a 30-40 year franchise on an overpriced handheld.
 
Did the Gamecube actually "sell badly" or did it just sell less than other Nintendo game consoles before it? When the Gamecube was Nintendo's newest console, everyone I knew had it so it seriously didn't seem like it was selling poorly to me at all. Compared to the WII U I never knew a single person that owned one ever, all the people I knew who had the Gamecube passed on the Wii U and most of them passed on the og Wii as well so I can believe those sold poorly but the Gamecube? The Gamecube also gets a bad reputation for "having worse games than N64" and I think that's bullshit too.
It's hard to say "worse games than the n64" but it was certainly derivative. It's really hard to follow up a console that had Goldeneye 64, Smash Brothers, and Mario 64 as early titles. Some people liked the new Metroid on GC, some didn't - some people liked the new Mario, some didn't, etc.

The Wii sold like crack cocaine though. It was common in my town to see people milling around in game/electronic stores waiting to see if any shipments came in. A lot of people who picked up the Wii were much more casual gamers that likely never bothered with a console before but though Wii Sports was really fun for gatherings/parties/etc. It was a whole new demographic that apparently didn't understand what the Wii U was supposed to be and didn't buy one.
 
The N64 was an absolute powerhouse of multiplayer titles. There's a reason that it's remembered more fondly than the ps1 in the states (euro faggots will still bemoan why eurojank shovelware like croc isn't as much of a household name as mario), because no one wanted to have a party at the kid's house who had a ps1 and watch them play final fantasy, they went to the n64 kid's house to play goldeneye, smash, mario kart, pokemon stadium, etc. Despite ps1 outselling n64 almost 2:1 in the states (3:1 worldwide) I bet more people PLAYED an n64 as a kid because a single n64 would probably be used by every kid in the neighborhood.

Gamecube definitely benefited from this effect, to a lesser extent. Melee, double dash, the best version of SC2, but it also lacked things like goldeneye.

Wii brought a lot of this spirit back, but at the same time, the market was shifting away from couch multiplayer to online, though being so much cheaper than the competition and bringing in a new audience sent it to ridiculous success.

Wiiu however got the short end of the stick. Smash 4 has no identity. Mario Kart 8 is good, but wouldn't be great until the switch version. ZERO good mario parties. The gamepad's design constantly pushed assymetric games, which never caught on. The FOURTH nsmb. 3d world was good, but definitely scratches a 2d mario itch more than a 3d mario itch. No original Zelda, animal crossing, metroid, Kirby, fire emblem, and many more.
 
It's hard to say "worse games than the n64" but it was certainly derivative. It's really hard to follow up a console that had Goldeneye 64, Smash Brothers, and Mario 64 as early titles. Some people liked the new Metroid on GC, some didn't - some people liked the new Mario, some didn't, etc.
I guess it's "derivative" but how is it not going to be derivative? How is a follow up to Mario 64 supposed to change the game beyond what Sunshine already changed? If they did try to recreate the wheel with a new Mario game people probably would have hated it and wished it was more like Mario 64, which is how most people felt about the US version of SMB2. I agree that Sunshine isn't as charming or revolutionary as Mario 64, but it doesn't need to be revolutionary it just needs to be fun, it has fun game design similar to Mario 64, way better controls, and better graphics so I think it's good enough. No one complained about Super Mario World being too similar to SMB3 when it came out.

Gamecube had better games than N64 in a lot series or at least titles that are just as good. F-Zero GX, Smash Bros Melee, Mario Kart Double Dash, Zelda Wind Waker are all either just as good as their N64 counterparts or are just better all around. N64 didn't even have a Metroid game at all but Gamecube had 2 of them and one of them was amazing and the other wasn't bad either. The only series I think Nintendo really dropped the ball on for Gamecube was Starfox.
 
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PS1 lifetime sales globally: 102 million units
N64 lifetime sales globally: 32 million units

PS2 lifetime sales globally: 160 million units
Xbox lifetime sales globally: 24 million units
Gamecube lifetime sales globally: 22 million units

Just show these numbers to a developmentally stunted Nintendo cultist the next time it soys out about how great these consoles did, how they were in a "close second place" to the competition, and how they totally didn't put Nintendo in a financially precarious position for almost a decade. No, your anecdotal evidence about you and your friends playing Goldeneye or Melee while hopped up on Capri Sun and stuffing Cheetos in your face doesn't invalidate Nintendo getting fucked by Sony and to a lesser extent Microsoft. And saying the N64 sold 3:1 to PS1 is just the fanboy equivalent of saying that the system sold one third of their competition. Not half, not even close, a third. A distant second place.

When they aren't defending price hikes, Nintendo cultists enjoy rewriting history in a such way they must twist it to look like Nintendo can do wrong, or that they can't make mistakes.
 
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People realize that if you get the Switch 2 to play Mario Kart then you are paying for the console as well right?

So it‘s $500 to play Mario Kart.

It‘s not like the Switch 2 is a phone or a Steam Deck that you can use in 1000 other ways.

The Switch 2 will have the same „Apps“ your Smart Fridge already has so it‘s essentially a paperweight if you do not play games on it.

I wish Valve would just make a trailer to showcase that every game showcased in the Nintendo Direct is already available on the Steam Deck for way less money.

Except the exclusives of course.

But do you really need another Mario Kart that basically does the same thing as the original SNES one?

Double Dash is way more fun anyway.

When‘s the last time you had fun with Mario Kart and said to yourself „Golly Gosh Gee, I wish Mario Kart would apply the Ubisoft Formula and go quantity over quality!“
 
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