🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[RollingRock2]

Ralph setting goals to share the experience of a fat lonely guy eating fast food slop is peak internet.

I cannot wait for the goal to be a can of beans.

5 weenie days

 

[AltisticRight]

Didn't the last time Ethan Ralph order Burger King in a foreign country, he got the shit beaten out of him?

Please let this happen again.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

It plays like satire. Some know-nothing watching Youtube in silence while the same 4 retards throw money at him in order to see him eat a hungry man chicken plate.

Imagine being AdolWulf. "oh my god Ethan Ralph really hopes I can give him 300 USD tonight, I gotta hit that goal so Ethan Ralph has 300 USD!"

How are these people real.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Imagine being AdolWulf. "oh my god Ethan Ralph really hopes I can give him 300 USD tonight, I gotta hit that goal so Ethan Ralph has 300 USD!"

How are these people real.

Well aidswolf is a furry loser so all he has is living vicariously through the image Ralph presents

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

Well aidswolf is a furry loser so all he has is living vicariously through the image Ralph presents

It is almost sad, if it was not so fucking funny. I do not know how you can be such a loser that Ethan Ralph is your role model. I mean seriously think about that for a minute. Imagine being that person. Imagine waking up, going to work in your Killstream hat and shirt with Fag-Wiper sunglasses on, sweating over the fry station in McDonalds, rushing home to yell at your mother for throwing away your bad dragon dildos, and then deposit your paycheck to Ethan Ralph while you sit in his chat repeating das right king!. That is your life. Some bacteria have more exciting lives.

 

[HackerX]

Imagine being AdolWulf. "oh my god Ethan Ralph really hopes I can give him 300 USD tonight, I gotta hit that goal so Ethan Ralph has 300 USD!"

How are these people real.

The optimistic and esoteric side of me believes this all a long-term, stragic, puppet on a string situation for entertainment purposes. The sane side of me has no other answer than divinely retarded individuals who are socially isolated outside of the online space. I really can't come up with an explanation other than that.

It's kinda amazing that Ralph managed to leverage his shortly-lived phase of Internet notoriety to rope in these retards that are currently sustaining his meager existence. Ralph is fucked the moment any of them are unable to provide donos anymore. Hence why Ralph's retirement plan is to die in a Mexican shack before insurmountable health issues or debt take effect. Which makes sense, there's no way Ralph thinks he'll be able to stretch out what he's doing now into his 50s or 60s.....right????

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Imagine waking up, going to work in your Killstream hat and shirt with Fag-Wiper sunglasses on

Broke dick farms shirt actually. He loves Ralph that much. Thinks he’s absolutely the coolest person in the world.

 

[Farmer9876]

CAN WE HIDDIT!?
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DSP taught him well.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

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Broke dick farms shirt actually. He loves Ralph that much. Thinks he’s absolutely the coolest person in the world.

Is that not microdick Riley? The dude who does onlyfans with the retarded chick with granny tits? This is adolwulf:

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Is that not microdick Riley? The dude who does onlyfans with the retarded chick with granny tits? This is adolwulf:
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Hmm I appear to have mixed up my short fat retards with terrible facial hair again

 

[HackerX]

Hmm I appear to have mixed up my short fat retards with terrible facial hair again

They all kinda look the same. I thought it was Gator at first glance. Ralph definitely attracts a certain phenotype.

 

[Gator_Aids]

Didn't the last time Ethan Ralph order Burger King in a foreign country, he got the shit beaten out of him?

Please let this happen again.

[24 hours later]



Keep in mind this was in Portugal and not the Mexican ghetto. Chances have only risen.

 

[Don'tAnalizeMeBro!]

- Reading Amanda Morris's credit card numbers on a livestream

Words cannot adequately express how great this was. He told his chat to fuck off when they were telling him he left his mic on. THEN HE COVERED HID MOUTH WHILE HE READ MORE NUMBERS NOT REALIZING HUS MIC WAS ON THE WHOLE TIME.

 

[Obscura539]

Ralph has moved onto reply-guying a new potential dad. He also is proving he’s still a creepy old man.

 

[Oliver Onions]

the things I remember from within something of a 12 month span:

It's so hard to keep track of the timeline because he tumbles like a boulder from one disaster to the next, but I think this period also includes

• "IT WAS GOD'S PLAN"
• Being carried to safety in the arms of a strong black farmer after getting his shitbox car trapped in the snow
• Doing the truffle shuffle outside the Blaze offices after being denied entry for being a disgusting pig monster

Ralph has moved onto reply-guying a new potential dad. He also is proving he’s still a creepy old man.

This is a calculated move. He's hoping Mersh will let him crash on the couch after he runs out of money and has to flee Mexico. Homeless grifters have to look out for each other!

 

[Braphamut]

At Mexican Burger King the crowns are made of real gold, the women behind the counter will penetrate your anus upon request, and you can fill 5 liter tanks with their unlimited refills!

It was designed on purpose to vex cowards on the Internet.

 

[chincel]

At Mexican Burger King the crowns are made of real gold, the women behind the counter will penetrate your anus upon request, and you can fill 5 liter tanks with their unlimited refills!

It was designed on purpose to vex cowards on the Internet.

Who needs a medallion when you have a crown bish

 

[Oliver Onions]

Who needs a medallion when you have a crown bish

This one?

 

[UCantCCPMe]

It is almost sad, if it was not so fucking funny. I do not know how you can be such a loser that Ethan Ralph is your role model. I mean seriously think about that for a minute. Imagine being that person. Imagine waking up, going to work in your Killstream hat and shirt with Fag-Wiper sunglasses on, sweating over the fry station in McDonalds, rushing home to yell at your mother for throwing away your bad dragon dildos, and then deposit your paycheck to Ethan Ralph while you sit in his chat repeating das right king!. That is your life. Some bacteria have more exciting lives.

I support this tbh. If Analwolf wants to subsidize our retard, I say let him. He can continue to throw his paycheck down the money pit that is Ethan Ralph, so that pigtits can eat tortas and shove pills down his gullet and I will continue to come ruthlessly mock Ralph for all the stupid shit he does and says. Really, it's a win-win for everybody. Ralph gets his handout, his gimp gets his goodboy points and we get to continue on at no expense to our own pockets.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

• Doing the truffle shuffle outside the Blaze offices after being denied entry for being a disgusting pig monster

This one was actually based tho. If he did more wearing silly hats and acting a public nuisance, I'd be a fan.