"ADF" / Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici / Isabel Rosa Araujo - The Original Troon Commie Cow

The Dude said:
And if the whole point of this...whatever this fucking retardation is supposed to be...is to eliminate supposed Kiwi Farms members because they're ista-phobes who say mean things about Phil and other degenerate faggots, then why would he not just allow them to evacuate, but actively WARN them to evacuate? If you hate your "enemies" as much as Phil claims to, why show them mercy? Why allow them to safely leave so they can regroup and rearm? That makes no sense.
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If you don't think and get beyond wasted, it may make a tiny bit of sense.
 
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The Dude said:
And if the whole point of this...whatever this fucking retardation is supposed to be...is to eliminate supposed Kiwi Farms members because they're ista-phobes who say mean things about Phil and other degenerate faggots, then why would he not just allow them to evacuate, but actively WARN them to evacuate? If you hate your "enemies" as much as Phil claims to, why show them mercy? Why allow them to safely leave so they can regroup and rearm? That makes no sense.
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Since when did Taters ever make sense?
 
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Plum Smuggler said:
Phil has gone full DFE on BlueSky. It's all gone. The account, skeets, and FAILED attempt to dislodge Kiwi Farms from Portland.
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This is a great day in the history of Kiwi Farms. Portland is ours. Phil may not have been our strongest or smartest adversary, but he was the most potato-looking and that has to count for something. While he may have lost fights against old women, vegetables and now his own imagination, we shall think upon him every time we see a pregnant woman drinking.
 
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STATUS UPDATE : The KiwiAirfarce has recalled our attack aircraft and the warheads have been secured (now begins the task of putting the warhead payload of bodywash back in the little bottles)

However KIWACS craft will remain in the air to monitor conditions around all Portland Fred Meyers and Pizza Huts

I would like to thank KiwiPilots for adhering to our motto "shit AND stay on the pot" - I suggest playing NYT Connections, Waffle, and strands as reading Philthy's posts is not currently an option while shitting
 
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Plum Smuggler said:
Phil has gone full DFE on BlueSky. It's all gone. The account, skeets, and FAILED attempt to dislodge Kiwi Farms from Portland.
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He quit!?!
Oh, I think he misunderstood what acquitted meant

See, He recently got acquitted by secret ziocourt (is there any other kind for those zionists?)

I found the transcript

BAILIFF : Secret Ziocourt is now in session. The Dishonorable Judge Schlomo Goldsteal presiding. I am required to remind all parties, we do NOT validate parking!

JUDGE : state your name for the record

DEFENSE : Hiram Shekelstein on behalf of the plaintiff

JUDGE : The charges by the prosecution are clear. I have a few questions for the defense

DEFENSE : Oy vey! I'll have to charge double for this. Go ahead

JUDGE : Is your client, the defendant a dirty Jew?

DEFENSE : I think that question should be discounted...at least 30% off, but NO. In fact he hates Jews.

JUDGE : Hmmm, self-hatred is a known Jewish neurosis, so like our fines and costs the court's doubt remains reasonable! Let me clarify, Has your client ever been a dirty Jew?

DEFENSE : Well, yes! His codename was Ayurveda Hormel Rotel -- he thought he was signing up for free Indian/texmex fusion nachos

JUDGE : Free stuff, I see. That IS behavior consistent with the Heeb lifestyle. Go on

DEFENSE : He is always grubbing for money. He asks for "mutual" aid, but he cheats because the aid is always toward him

JUDGE : Impressive. Has he ever unjustly enriched himself on the backs of gentiles?

DEFENSE : One word, your dishonor - TUGBOAT!

JUDGE : Well that's Jewey enough for the court. GUILTY! [ed : in Ziocourt, being shifty and evil, that is an acquittal ] . May he go forth and swindle the goyem! Mozel Tov!
 
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Plum Smuggler said:
After this humiliating defeat, I doubt Phil will be back on BlueSky. My money is that the real Portland antifa who are aware of his antics stepped in and told him to knock it off. Phil was too detrimental to their image.
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Other then BlueSky itself cutting down Phil's account over the falsehoods which seems unlikely, Phil himself realizing just how autistic and stupid this LARP all was and deleting everything in shame which seems even more unlikely, the thought that real Antifa people told Phil to cut the shit and stop making them all look stupid with this imaginary wargame using their name and to take it all down makes the most sense to me as well.
 
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CornBogFitz said:
IM COMING TO KILL YOU ADF! IM GOING TO COME TO YOUR HOUSE AND KILL YOU!
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Don't ruin his skin. My Jewish buddies at Sotheby's want to auction his corpse as Outsider Art.

I suggest poison. The neighborhood pizza place all agree it is very doable.
 
We lost a lot of good kiwis in this war gents.
For us, the storm has passed... the war is over. But let us never forget those who journeyed into the howling dark and did not return.
 
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