"ADF" / Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici / Isabel Rosa Araujo - The Original Troon Commie Cow

[The Dude]

Because then he couldn't get free tard bucks for being legally retarded.

I was replying to FaggotDad's Xeets, not referring to Phil. Or am I missing something and RiotDouche is also a mongoloid like Phil?

 

[Falcon Sebben]

I was replying to FaggotDad's Xeets, not referring to Phil. Or am I missing something and RiotDouche is also a mongoloid like Phil?

We've seen pictures. He's a total mong but I think the difference is he's gainfully employed.

Don't quote me on that though. The less I know about him the better. Activists make me see red.

 

[Sonichu-choo trainwreck]

We've seen pictures. He's a total mong but I think the difference is he's gainfully employed.

Don't quote me on that though. The less I know about him the better. Activists make me see red.

I'm not sure which would be funnier, if he's a smash-the-system type who works at an Apple genius bar or if he's just a straight (get it?..straight) lazybones

his bluesky profile does have the requisite pay-me ebeg links


but he's also got an oh so rebellious online store

powered by the oh so not corpo sounding big cartel (lazy etsy?)


with rockin ANTIFAshion worn by these genz-you-wine freedom fighters down in the mud and in the streets bringing the piggies down
cue Queen
Buddy, you're a boy, make a big noise
Playing in the street, gonna be a big man someday
You got mud on your face, you big disgrace
Kicking your can all over the place, singin'
We will, we will rock you
We will, we will rock you
Buddy, you're a young man, hard man
Shouting in the street, gonna take on the world someday
You got blood on your face, you big disgrace
Waving your banner all over the place

 

[fuckidunno]

n by these genz-you-wine freedom fighters down in the mud and in the streets bringing the piggies down
cue Queen
Buddy, you're a boy, make a big noise
Playing in the street, gonna be a big man someday
You got mud on your face, you big disgrace
Kicking your can all over the place, singin'
We will, we will rock you
We will, we will rock you
Buddy, you're a young man, hard man
Shouting in the street, gonna take on the world someday
You got blood on your face, you big disgrace
Waving your banner all over the place

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So photoshop authentic, so raw
now THIS is TRUE PNW R10T PUNK!!!!
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[Sonichu-choo trainwreck]

De-escalation from a dude who calls himself RIOTdad



well let's take a peek at the curriculum


his de-escalation field trips must take the short bus

 

[AnOminous]

I was replying to FaggotDad's Xeets, not referring to Phil. Or am I missing something and RiotDouche is also a mongoloid like Phil?

I kind of just assume anyone whining about their activism and financial troubles on X is probably on tard bucks. I think I did probably assume you were talking about Phil but I bet this dude is a mongoloid too whether or not he calls himself "somethingdad" like that "superspacedad" faggot who I think also turned out literally retarded.

 

[Bassomatic]

Phil legit thinks he has a W for being moved to stink ditch.

Phil gets a L as tranny dad cucks him out of his own thread.

I fucking love the internet.

 

[I raped a dog 2day]

I was replying to FaggotDad's Xeets, not referring to Phil. Or am I missing something and RiotDouche is also a mongoloid like Phil?

If he’s friends with Phil, there’s either something wrong with him or he hasn’t known Phil very long and he’s going to piss Phil off when they get in some big argument

 

[Falcon Sebben]

If he’s friends with Phil, there’s either something wrong with him or he hasn’t known Phil very long and he’s going to piss Phil off when they get in some big argument

My guess is they don't actually know each other but RiotFag feels the need to stand up for Taters because they're both idiots and support the same things.

You see it all the time with these people. It's not so much that they're friends but they have to stand up for anybody who espouses the same bullshit as they do.

 

[I raped a dog 2day]

My guess is they don't actually know each other but RiotFag feels the need to stand up for Taters because they're both idiots and support the same things.

You see it all the time with these people. It's not so much that they're friends but they have to stand up for anybody who espouses the same bullshit as they do.

Probably. I’m just hoping we get another Skarlette Krow situation where he acts like standard Phil, makes him shave Phil’s back, gets kicked out for being a tater-tard and a troon slap fight gets started.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Probably. I’m just hoping we get another Skarlette Krow situation where he acts like standard Phil, makes him shave Phil’s back, gets kicked out for being a tater-tard and a troon slap fight gets started.

That would be funny but Taters has gone dark after his Antifa minders told him to stop being such a tard.

He'll be back. He always comes back.

 

[I raped a dog 2day]

That would be funny but Taters has gone dark after his Antifa minders told him to stop being such a tard.

He'll be back. He always comes back.

Idea: why don’t we convince Tommy Tooter to move in with Phil?

It’s a perfect match. Tommy is going to be kicked out of his home soon and he needs somewhere to live. They’re both disgusting, wannabe troons with no sense of personal hygiene. They’re both obsessed with the farms. Plus, Phil already has a history of giving up his bedroom for a leach of a roommate, meaning Tommy would still have somewhere to sleep.

 

[The Un-Clit]

Idea: why don’t we convince Tommy Tooter to move in with Phil?

It’s a perfect match. Tommy is going to be kicked out of his home soon and he needs somewhere to live. They’re both disgusting, wannabe troons with no sense of personal hygiene. They’re both obsessed with the farms. Plus, Phil already has a history of giving up his bedroom for a leach of a roommate, meaning Tommy would still have somewhere to sleep.

Fuck me, what a thought. Talk about a match made in Hell.

I think about the only thing these two might agree on is their hatred of The Farms, otherwise can't think of a pairing less likely to go sour at a faster speed off the top of my head.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Fuck me, what a thought. Talk about a match made in Hell.

I think about the only thing these two might agree on is their hatred of The Farms, otherwise can't think of a pairing less likely to go sour at a faster speed off the top of my head.

That's a win in my book. They'd be roomies but would hate each other, the cops would always be called because Tommy is yelling at Taters for something and Taters just acts like he's not there.

Then one night there's a domestic disturbance and one of them is standing over the other's lifeless corpse.

 

[I raped a dog 2day]

That's a win in my book. They'd be roomies but would hate each other, the cops would always be called because Tommy is yelling at Taters for something and Taters just acts like he's not there.

Then one night there's a domestic disturbance and one of them is standing over the other's lifeless corpse.

Nah. Both of them are such big pussies they would never start a fight, even with each other. But it would be funny watching Tom bitch about Phil on those retarded ass videos he makes.

At very least, we know they wouldn’t complain about each others hygiene since we know they’re both used to disgusting smells based on bodily fluids and unwashed, unwiped ass.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Has Phil ever shown any serious incestuous desires? Also if not, at least that's a way he's in a better position than MF "Chris Chan"?

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Has Phil ever shown any serious incestuous desires? Also if not, at least that's a way he's in a better position than MF "Chris Chan"?

Do we count his fantasy about being bummed by his dad?

 

[Sonichu-choo trainwreck]

what's Phil's current timeline in the landmark Tardmace vs Reality case?

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Do we count his fantasy about being bummed by his dad?

It's actually kinda funny when you think about it. The only time anybody wanted him sexually was when he pretended his dad tried to rape him.

Actually think about it. Taters is so repulsive that nobody is willing to fuck him so he needs to make up stories where somebody did.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

It's actually kinda funny when you think about it. The only time anybody wanted him sexually was when he pretended his dad tried to rape him.

Actually think about it. Taters is so repulsive that nobody is willing to fuck him so he needs to make up stories where somebody did.

I don’t know, there was the time Toren (rip in piss) tried to get #analrips from Phil, only for Phil to declare himself asexual. Low-key one of my favourite lolcow moments. Being so desperate that Phil seems like a good idea… then getting turned down.

There was also that Maria chick who fucked Phil because she wanted an autistic baby, not realising that Phil was less the secret prodigy kind of autistic, more the retarded kind.

Oh my God, what if she lied to him and he actually did get her pregnant? And against all odds, the child turned out to be a success? Ten years from now, he’s running for political office and he gets a call from his mother.

“Felipe, it’s your mother. There’s something I need to tell you. Your father-“

“I know, he died of auto-erotic asphyxiation before I was born.”

“No. I only said that to protect your feelings. The truth is…”