Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Hateocracy]

Spoiler: Source

Found another interesting comment from Meme Copium, apologies again for not clipping but wanted it noted. If someone else beat me to it, apologies.

At timestamp 09:13:28:

"To be honest....to be honest, the stuff that Drex said wasn't that salacious. It was stuff you could probably assume BUT....I have talked to a second person. And they have said some pretty wild shit. Uhm, but like, I can't, like, the thing is, while the person who told me the wild shit verified their identity to me...they said something very very....tantamount to criminal. So I have to be very careful and I have to wait until the right moment to talk about it. Uhm...and especially because the clippers are out there, and the Farmers are out there--and I love the Farmers, theyre great--but we do know that Nick reads his Farms religiously."

At timestamp 09:20:30:

As an item separate from the above, Meme Copium indicates that the "favorite" daughter, the one who tested positive for cocaine, had a habit of sleeping in a closet possibly located under the stairs (likened to Harry Potter). He didn't imply she was ever forcibly placed in the closet or locked in the closet. It was gently implied she may have been encouraged to play in there--a sort of playroom for the kid(s)--when the Polycule would get up to shenanigans in the upstairs bedroom. Meme Copium also re-iterated he did not get this information from Drex OR Aaron, and that this mystery source did verify their identity to him. This mystery source is also the supplier of the "pretty bad" allegation specified above.

 

[Sneed Force One]

So what excuse are we on now?

1. Cop touched her hair with a cocaine glove and her sweat metabolized it
2. The cleaning process "baked" cocaine into her hair
3. Aaron fed her cocaine
4. It isn't her hair, there was a mix-up

He rotates it so people can't keep up as they break it down. It's intentional.

Spoiler: Source

Found another interesting comment from Meme Copium, apologies again for not clipping but wanted it noted. If someone else beat me to it, apologies.

At timestamp 09:13:28:

"To be honest....to be honest, the stuff that Drex said wasn't that salacious. It was stuff you could probably assume BUT....I have talked to a second person. And they have said some pretty wild shit. Uhm, but like, I can't, like, the thing is, while the person who told me the wild shit verified their identity to me...they said something very very....tantamount to criminal. So I have to be very careful and I have to wait until the right moment to talk about it. Uhm...and especially because the clippers are out there, and the Farmers are out there--and I love the Farmers, theyre great--but we do know that Nick reads his Farms religiously."

At timestamp 09:20:30:

As an item separate from the above, Meme Copium indicates that the "favorite" daughter, the one who tested positive for cocaine, had a habit of sleeping in a closet possibly located under the stairs (likened to Harry Potter). He didn't imply she was ever forcibly placed in the closet or locked in the closet. It was gently implied she may have been encouraged to play in there--a sort of playroom for the kid(s)--when the Polycule would get up to shenanigans in the upstairs bedroom. Meme Copium also re-iterated he did not get this information from Drex OR Aaron, and that this mystery source did verify their identity to him. This mystery source is also the supplier of the "pretty bad" allegation specified above.

I'm so glad Balldo Season 2 is clearly underway.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

They usually let it slide a couple times rather than instantly violate you.

Provided you are personable, likeable and have a good relationship with the PO. If they think you're a piece of shit they'll violate you the first time you piss hot.

Ask me how I know.

 

[JamFlowMan]

I'm so glad Balldo Season 2 is clearly underway.

And the Minnesota government just renewed it for 5 more seasons.

 

[Kipersonapiscesotter]

So what excuse are we on now?

1. Cop touched her hair with a cocaine glove and her sweat metabolized it
2. The cleaning process "baked" cocaine into her hair
3. Aaron fed her cocaine
4. It isn't her hair, there was a mix-up

5. 20% of all children would test positive.

He said something along those lines before.

 

[Niggernerd]

His white knights are running victory laps for some reason. The parasocial relationship is strong af.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

And the Minnesota government just renewed it for 5 more seasons.

What's season2 opening song?

 

[Grayback]

Meme Copium also re-iterated he did not get this information from Drex OR Aaron, and that this mystery source did verify their identity to him.

the one who tested positive for cocaine, had a habit of sleeping in a closet possibly located under the stairs

implied she may have been encouraged to play in there--a sort of playroom for the kid(s)--when the Polycule would get up to shenanigans in the upstairs bedroom.

Who would have
1. been at the house around that time that this sex and drug shit was going on?
2. been given enough access to the house to pick up these details?
3. been there often enough and consistently enough to notice a pattern of behavior like this?

It's not Nick who's sharing this info, unless he's gone full Tyler Durden—but he hasn't, since it doesn't really happen like that in real life.
And if it's apparently not Drex or Aaron, and since the nanny was long gone, then who does that leave?

Who else fits aside from Kayla or April?

 

[Kipersonapiscesotter]

His white knights are running victory laps for some reason. The parasocial relationship is strong af.

I get there is some fucked up people out there and their moral compass is messed up enough to think what Nick did isn't that big of a deal, but there is another curious type.

The type that thinks Nick was powerless to substances, congratulates on sobriety, even though Nick essentially says he was just having fun, booze and drugs are awesome, it's just the government that stops him and everything was totally fine before the government swooped in.

How to those people balance that dissonance?

Who would have
1. been at the house around that time that this sex and drug shit was going on?
2. been given enough access to the house to pick up these details?
3. been there often enough and consistently enough to notice a pattern of behavior like this?

It's not Nick who's sharing this info, unless he's gone full Tyler Durden—but he hasn't, since it doesn't really happen like that in real life.
And if it's apparently not Drex or Aaron, and since the nanny was long gone, then who does that leave?

Who else fits aside from Kayla or April?

Former nanny or Kayla's sister.

 

[Hateocracy]

Who else fits aside from Kayla or April?

Meme Copium refused to reveal his source, but his chat seemed to believe it was the Nanny.

The same Nanny whose name Nick just sullied on his comeback stream.

 

[sneedem&feedem]

Who else fits aside from Kayla or April?

Kayla's sister or someone else from Kayla's side of the family. Nick's side is full of enablers and faggots.

 

[Kosher Dill]

What's season2 opening song?

"Jailhouse Rock"

 

[Grayback]

Former nanny

chat seemed to believe it was the Nanny.

The same Nanny whose name Nick just sullied on his comeback stream.

I thought that the nanny left (was driven off in horror) before the foursome stuff started.
Do we know how much overlap there was?

or Kayla's sister.

Kayla's sister or someone else from Kayla's side of the family.

I wouldn't have thought that an extended family member would be over often enough to clock this pattern of behavior, but maybe their family just visits more often than I would've thought.

I also can't imagine an extended family member knowing about your swinging at all, let alone knowing enough about it to be able to correlate it with other occurrences. But I'm sure that's just my naïveté at this point.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

"Jailhouse Rock"

What kind of opening intro video style would fit? I had something like dexter's (serial killer tv show) morning routine intro in mind except nick cooks slop instead of a decent breakfast and he looks haggard and instead of heading out, he is getting ready to stream and sighs

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

NOTES: PART 1

• The audio is fucking annoying, someone has country musing blaring in the background.
• She was late to the hearing, only heard Nick's begging at the end. (Women moment)
• She confirms Nick tried to brag to Judge Wentzell about being smart — Wentzell wasn’t impressed. Confirmed ego bruising. KEK.
• K claims “Minnesota people don’t gossip.” Someone notify @MNPublicRecords.
• Once the hearing was over, "K" asked the court's "Metal Detector Guy" his opinion on the Rekieta case. He replied "You don't want my opinion". She presses him on it, to no avail. Clearly the locals think Nick is a prick.
• She later approached Clownguy and spoke to him, Clownguy was there before and after the hearing. He alleges Nick and Co' arrived "super early" to avoid exposure. Further conversation with Clownguy is reportedly not a Kiwifarmer, showing no allegiance but "may post a video on Twitter".
• Wil Herren takes a swipe at Aaron, but it flies right over K’s head. Cue five seconds of awkward Donga Dead Air™
• Wil claims Nick told him the court was tipped off about people planning to confront him, so they snuck him out the back and switched vehicles. CIA-level paranoia.
• Clownguy clocked the car swap and literally chased Nick’s car down the street. K got it on video, apparently.
• Nick pulled up past the city auditorium, then jumped back into his Lincoln. Clownguy’s still on the tail. K pulls up to Clownguy and he's out of breath.

NOTES: PART 3

The editing gets really weird around 40 minutes in, there's a jump cut and the interview repeats itself from the beginning until the end, which doesn't even end in a proper goodbye or conclusion. The entire video suddenly stops mid-conversation.

K seems solid. She has talked about experience with people like Nick in her life, and she understands EXACTLY who he is. Will BTFO!

Also, bookmarked for OP.

what is his situation with his church? did he get excommunicated? is he now going to a new church? is he going to blaspheme on a livestream this easter like his does every easter?

i can't see rekieta going back to any church. rekieta is so narcissistic that, in his mind, he is jesus christ.

Nick attends a new church, but his children continue in the old one because they have community and a series of classes set there.

1. Who is gonna tell quayla on FB that sidepiece is 12mins away still. I know, don't touch the cow.

2. Momma swinger rackieta on FB might want to know their April Pay-off did not work so gud. Is announcing on FB cow-touching IF you do not identify yourself here too?

This is a dumb and retarded an idea.

Nick's views on "what true friends do" is about as useful as his views on being an astronaut.

Nick has no friends, true or otherwise. Every single one of his friends wrote the court about his character. Kurt made the mistake of thinking they were friends but Nick shut that down just like he does with everyone. Nick's a narcissistic piece of shit that never thinks beyond himself.

Nick is retarded and thinks he is smart. He thinks he knows about everything when he knows almost nothing.

Also, remember Nick's back-handed apology to his fans on LOCALS: 'You cannot tell a creator what to do'? Nick's does not want friends--he only wants sycophants and money. When he is forced to apologise, it is always a version of, 'I am sorry you were offended' and not genuine repentance.

After reread the backlog i am amazed Nick doesn't get why people watched his show. Before he went fully off the rails he seemed to go back to the boring political show he tried to pick up post-Depp. He doesn't get the difference between having a conversation with the audience and talking at the audience. I suggest Nick watches Joe's stream and learn what his old show was like. Joe's show is a 1 to 1 copy of facades Nick's show.

No, Joe's show is more boomer takes and MAGA slop with less sexual jokes--nothing like Nick post-2020. Maybe his early show format.

Just to add to theories on this, it was reminiscent of one of Nick's deranged chat exchanges in the Dabbleverse muppet's March 15th stream beginning at timestamp 2:09:07 and ending at timestamp 2:12:25, which may or may not have made it into bulk archives but IIRC didn't get much discussion at the time. In it, Nick alluded to the proverbial real story on why he has scrambled to keep the bodycam footage under wraps, not exclusively because it shows the squalor in which his family lived, but also because it shows a certain Cupboard of Horrors that Drex was probably referring to:

Perusing Pure Pleasure's stock list for St. Cloud, MN shows no direct products related to Harry Potter. Though this is obviously due to licencing.
However there are many items relating to keywords "wand" and "magic", too many to identify exactly what they are referring to without further detail.

Amusingly, this includes items such as vibrating anal dildos in a rather Harry Potter wand-esque design.

Spoiler: Not Safe for Wizards/Witches

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Expecto Penetrum, Nick? Is there something lodged in your prostate that blocks your Mana channels? Deep in your Chamber of Secrets?
Did Nick spec into the 'Sorcerer of Submission' build?
Maybe, Harry Potter failed to find the true Elder Wand, and it was actually ribbed for pleasure?

If Meme Copium and Drex are referencing Dick Masterson and his love of being fucked in the ass while dressed as his fursona, Juju the Cow, it certainly rhymes.
Maybe our resident expert on Nick's desire for cock @ItsAaronIgnoreMe, can elaborate as to his choice of "autopenetrative implements".

I predict Nick's mystery sex toy cupboard has strap ons for Nicks backdoor play. Maybe something involving Daddy themed play for Qayla too. Maybe Nick dressed up as Dan in some weird fucked up way.
I dunno. They're both sickos who can't look after their unwanted kids anyways. I don't care what they do in the bedroom as long as the children are not involved in any way. As that would make me MATI as hell

As Nick bragged about his "field kit" and his love of purchasing items to add to the "kit" repeatedly and with no prompting including in circumstances where he had guests on who were visibly uncomfortable. I think it's safe to guarantee that this is not the "real story" as to why he doesn't want the footage out and in fact having an excuse to release that to the public wouldn't be undesirable to him.

In Nick's LOCALS stream (before the one yesterday) he talked about police officers not finding his drawer with a HIGE dildo funny. So if there is bodycam footage, we may just see this...

My guess: his probation officer is going to want to see him gainfully employed. Rekieta isn't going to want to go back to working at the bank, and being a lawyer is out of the question -- he doesn't have a licence and nobody would want him to represent them -- not even for free, So he's trying to get ahead of the game and say 'Look, I have a career. I'm a YouTube streamer. This is how I support my family.'

And perhaps his PO is dumb enough to fall for it. If I'm his PO though, I'd be taking the view that his drug use and his heavy alcohol use were products of his being a YouTuber and I'd want to see him abstinent from drugs and alcohol for at least a year or more likely two before it was safe to go back to online streaming. I'd want him to take a job where he learns a bit of humility. Something involving some service. Slopping out the bed pans at the local care home for the elderly. Something like that.

I do not think his PO would be that dumb. No one else in the court system has been fooled by Nick's act.

It's worth noting that a 21 month suspended sentence is the guideline sentence here, although I believe it's only suspended for 21 months. In that sense, he got off light. His anticipated prison term when he fucks up probation is only 30 days. However, his probation is 5 years long. That is so much worse for Nick Rekieta. The guideline sentence gets him back to his drugged up and deranged lifestyle in less than 2 years. This is 3 more years of the state breathing down his neck. I think that's why he took a victory lap over "getting off light" despite being a cuck of the nanny state for 5 years.

I thought this meant that Nick would get 21 months of probation IF convicted? So he ended up with a WORSE deal to get Qayla and April to be released.

I just saw viva frei claim say he never took cocaine in elbs clip. Can someone refresh me on who was said to have done cocaine with nick at marlago? I thought it was viva.

No, he just said that he did cocaine in the toilet there. He said he did not network and just spent time with Viva and Barnes--who he knew beforehand.

So what excuse are we on now?

1. 1 out of 5 test are a false positive
2. Cop touched her hair with a cocaine glove and her sweat metabolized it
3. The cleaning process "baked" cocaine into her hair
4. Aaron fed her cocaine
5. It isn't her hair, there was a mix-up

Do not forget:

6. If she tested at that level (>5000) she would be DEAD!

 

[Watching Rekieta]

Naw, Minnesota is soft on drugs, yet Nick still walked himself into a probation length more than twice what almost everyone thought and wants to call it a victory? Heh!

On the day of his warrant, they pulled Nick over in his car with kids in it. This wasn't by accident.

Instead of felony DUI w/ kids under 14 y/o in the car, they had nothing on the traffic stop.

No drugs on him. No drugs in the car. No DUI. No dealing. They found drugs in his house at a time when he wasn't even home.

And if he didn't have that retard Barnes walking him into constitutional challenges, he probably could have got a misdemeanor weapons storage plea agreement w/ outpatient rehab and 1 year probation.

Barnes thinks it's brilliant that Rekieta made the prosecution harden every position they took. Five years probation and a felony conviction is a small price to pay for "mah constitution" Barnes.

 

[dont step on snack]

Who would have
1. been at the house around that time that this sex and drug shit was going on?
2. been given enough access to the house to pick up these details?
3. been there often enough and consistently enough to notice a pattern of behavior like this?

It's not Nick who's sharing this info, unless he's gone full Tyler Durden—but he hasn't, since it doesn't really happen like that in real life.
And if it's apparently not Drex or Aaron, and since the nanny was long gone, then who does that leave?

Who else fits aside from Kayla or April?

Former nanny or Kayla's sister.

I think it's the nanny. Out of nowhere he called the nanny a monster in yesterdays cope stream. She may even be one of the leaker, after the 5 year of psychological and physical torture she had to endure. (cleaning up their mess)

 

[Kipersonapiscesotter]

I thought that the nanny left (was driven off in horror) before the foursome stuff started.
Do we know how much overlap there was?

I seem to recall it being a month or so before Aaron left.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

I seem to recall it being a month or so before Aaron left.

According to Aaron, this is correct.

 

[Kosher Dill]

What kind of opening intro video style would fit?

Nick always said he'd find a way to have fun in prison so that's what the whole video would be, him dancing with black guys, passing around the toilet hooch, playing cards, and so on.
Except then the very last second is him waking up in jail staring at the ceiling looking his absolute worst.