Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Grayback]

Barnes sucks and it’s a shame Rich Baris associates with him

Barnes is incredibly bad on the topic of Nick.
But he's not bad with others.

It seems like the less personal investment he has in something, the fewer people that he knows (and can get bad information from) who are directly involved in the situation, the more accurate his judgment is.

 

[ICantLegallySayThat]

viva & barnes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gBYcJTs4oho

What jumped out at me was the seethe over "they dont understand the constitution. They dont know the 5th amendment." Wasn't the whole thing just saying Nick is a retard for 1. Talking to the police without a legal council and 2. Making wild statements to the public afterwards that are admissible. Seems like Barnes may need to go back to the basics.

https://youtu.be/d-7o9xYp7eE?si=aPRMc4dSddFlTIEP

barnes always gets fired before trials. i don't know anything about lawyering but someone covering what he's actually produced might be interesting.

I can see why. Any council encouraging this behavior is a poison pill.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Lotta viking raids.

Jarl Chaos is more than willing to impale himself upon those long, hard Jamaican spears to defend the honor of his stockfish-scented Valkyrie.

 

[dont step on snack]

Based on the highlights it's even worse than I thought, this nigger learned nothing at all.
He still cheats on his wife, drinks like a fish, dodges the truth like a plague, defames people and calls them stupid for not understanding his junkie brain farts.
At this point he's literally a caricature of a Jew. The living incarnation of "But at least now it can't get much worse.....but it did get worse" and "Crying out in pain while he strikes you".

Oh boy I can't wait till his parents (moneygiver) are dead, his family and friends (are there any?) have cut off contact with him and he will finally get what he deserves.

Shouldn't he get his own category at the Lolcow Awards? Like "Life ruination Speedrun" or something.

 

[Not Who You Think]

Coupling that with the hint of a Harry Potter-themed sex toy makes one wonder if it in some way emphasizes Harry Potter's youth in particular,

There is a precedent for that kind of thing.

Nick and Kayla would travel with an entire suitcase full of sex toys dubbed "the field kit". This has come up a few times, notably during their visit to Hedonism II in 2022.

Kayla also participated in a costume contest at Hedonism II by wearing a schoolgirl costume, pigtails and all, as well as glasses that Nick made her wear. These would, of course, be items that they had brought with them.

Kayla has as habit of buying clothing at sex shops. On one occasion Kayla even invited Joe Ball and Shane to go with them to a sex shop while attending Anime Matsuri in 2022 (they accepted). Their purpose was to look for a specific dress that Nick said was "gorgeous".

In 2022 Kayla planned to do a boudoir photoshoot with her eldest son's Riddler costume:

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So, Nick and Kayla have already traveled with a suitcase full of sexual implements and costumes, and even their children's possessions aren't off limits (remember that Nick's infamous "Thot Stream" featuring his daughter's stuffed animals). This adds up to a lot of sex toys and sexual/fetishistic outfits.

Combine this with Nick's attraction to pornstars presenting as teenagers, indulgence in anime featuring rape of children ranging from 13 to 15 years old, his established fixation with American Beauty, and defense of Cuties, one shouldn't be surprised that there would be some skeletons in the closet along with the skelly man himself.

TL/DR: Nick and Kayla engaging in some kind of sexual age play (or worse) is very likely.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Still catching up, but so much content here... Another update to the OP is needed. I will be sourcing clips and citing posts.

"if you have an ounce of cocaine and take it before the cops come there's no charge but if you have an ounce on the shelf you get a felony. They need to change the laws." LOL

This is some cokehead logic, and I need the clip of it.

"The case was a complete joke, so I plead guilty instead of going to a jury"

Not an implication he would have been forced to be found guilty by the government... No, he is definitely NOT implying that...

This makes absolutely NO sense!

So April is living now in a literal crack shack in Willmar. Its 832 square feet by the real estate listings and appears to be a total dump.

It will be perfect for shooting the kind of trailer trash porn that Nick likes.

Zillow details for Sidepiece Shack:

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The vehicles in the driveway vary a lot in the various street view photos over the years, so perhaps it's a long-time rental?

I maintain that Nick's parents paid her off. They seemed to have ZERO issues with the Imholte's presence in the home when they visited and took people to lunch. April is being grossly underpaid if THIS is her bribe to keep quiet.

I was driving my future KEEEEEEDDDDDDZZZZ

Knowing Nick, he would count sperm as 'kids' because they COULD be children, so he is ALWAYS driving kids--even when he visits his mistress.

Nick's oscillating between "it's such a light sentence, way lighter than anyone thought" and "30 days was devastating."

He's also accusing the courts of deliberately leaking his sentencing recordations, says it violated his rights.

Sue them, Nick.

He confirms he lost the precious Locals contract.

WOMP WOMP

So... many... good... clips...

Nick says "Oh my god by the way, my kids has started telling him stories about his prior nanny, holy shit, guys, be careful out there".

SO NICK, YOU WERE SO ZONKED OUT YOU COULD'VE EVEN KEEP AN EYE ON YOUR FUCKING NANNY?

This is getting WILD! History is being re-written in front of our eyes!

I forgot. This whole stream was a way for Nick to clear up misconceptions. I personally don't think he did a good job.

Now Nick says re: the daughter cocaine test that he "doesn't believe it was her hair"

What the fuck does that mean? Is he saying there was a lab mix up and it was someone else's hair? Is he saying that her hair was tested but not why it came back positive?

Since everything is a conspiracy in Nick's mind my read was he was suggesting the test was deliberately sabotaged in order to incriminate him; either the lab or the state swapped the genuine hair sample for a contaminated one to frame Nick.

I have absolutely no idea how this is supposed to square with the dozens of other completely contradictory theories he's proffered as to why his child testing positive for cocaine wasn't his fault, but that's how I interpret his statement.

In his LOCALS stream the previous afternoon, he said that he wanted to get the error and swap rate statistics for the laboratory, but he never did. he claimed that mix-ups and false results happen all the time.

This makes ZERO sense. Error rates have to be statistically negligible, otherwise medical testing would be useless. They follow the same (or substantially similar) strict protocols to prevent this!

 

[Sneed Force One]

Makes sense, but to me it seems that the legal system, in general, has no rhyme or reason. Some days you fart at the wrong time and get a life sentence for public nudity and other times you dump ass in the court, wipe on the judge's robe, and get community service for a triple homicide. I've seen judges give lenient sentences to defendants they openly despise. One such case was illustrative of the "pussy pass" where the judge angrily told a female convict "if you were a man, you'd be going to jail now!" Uhh, why not send her to jail then? You hate this cunt, it's within the confines of your power, so why not? All this to say, I'm gonna keep my nose clean to avoid dealing with this bullshit ever.

The best courtroom is the one your not in.

Spoiler: TMI

I've had boring civil proceedings and my judge was utterly bipolar in hearings, she was fucking impossible to read. If you can quickly settle in a way that lets you sleep at night, do it.

 

[AnOminous]

I am genuinely curious if he'll actually serve his sentence. I have no doubt he'll get busted during his probation as he is a hardcore addict and raging narcissist, but will it matter? I consider it a real possibility that he'll get caught, more than once, and the courts will just say "eh, fuck it. You don't have to go to jail. Just a prank, bro." Hope not, because his smug levels would tear a hole in the fabric of reality.

They usually let it slide a couple times rather than instantly violate you. This is probably true even for Nick although he's at a somewhat higher chance of getting treated more harshly. If he just repeatedly pisses hot (and they will test him more often after he does once), eventually they'll lose patience. At that point they might throw inpatient rehab at him. If he fucks that up once or twice, then they may outright violate him.

BossmanJack is an example of how they slowly ratchet up the consequences.

Nick might even get less slack. They have broad discretion in how to handle these things, but are generally lenient at least a couple times. Addicts are expected to fuck up.

Also we had a few people do guidelines analysis and only a couple people were saying anything remotely like five years probation. Barnes and Frei are utter clownshoes lolyers who have been wrong about fucking everything since the beginning and are acting like this is some big win. It isn't. Short of a deviation upwards of guidelines it couldn't have ended any worse for Nick.

Judges don't often do that because an upwards deviation requires a written justification based on facts in the record, and is subject to appeal. Meanwhile, a guidelines sentence is almost always going to be upheld.

 

[Thunderous Lightning]

I predict Nick's mystery sex toy cupboard has strap ons for Nicks backdoor play. Maybe something involving Daddy themed play for Qayla too. Maybe Nick dressed up as Dan in some weird fucked up way.
I dunno. They're both sickos who can't look after their unwanted kids anyways. I don't care what they do in the bedroom as long as the children are not involved in any way. As that would make me MATI as hell

 

[AnOminous]

Naw, Minnesota is soft on drugs, yet Nick still walked himself into a probation length more than twice what almost everyone thought and wants to call it a victory? Heh!

It's not even the cushy never-even-see-a-PO probation you'd usually get on a first time drug offense, it's the dudes come to your house whenever they feel like it and make you whip your dick out right then and there.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

it's the dudes come to your house whenever they feel like it and make you whip your dick out right then and there.

That is kind of the probation he probably wanted.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Nick and Kayla would travel with an entire suitcase full of sex toys dubbed "the field kit". This has come up a few times, notably during their visit to Hedonism II in 2022.

In it, Nick alluded to the proverbial real story on why he has scrambled to keep the bodycam footage under wraps, not exclusively because it shows the squalor in which his family lived, but also because it shows a certain Cupboard of Horrors that Drex was probably referring to:

As Nick bragged about his "field kit" and his love of purchasing items to add to the "kit" repeatedly and with no prompting including in circumstances where he had guests on who were visibly uncomfortable. I think it's safe to guarantee that this is not the "real story" as to why he doesn't want the footage out and in fact having an excuse to release that to the public wouldn't be undesirable to him.

They usually let it slide a couple times rather than instantly violate you. This is probably true even for Nick although he's at a somewhat higher chance of getting treated more harshly. If he just repeatedly pisses hot (and they will test him more often after he does once), eventually they'll lose patience. At that point they might throw inpatient rehab at him. If he fucks that up once or twice, then they may outright violate him.

BossmanJack is an example of how they slowly ratchet up the consequences.

Do they even need a violation for the 30 days? The 30 days is a probation condition, not a suspended sentence. My reading was it's a judgment call on the PO's part come August.

Insane that Nick isn't taking responsibility. This dude is going to struggle on probation. I think he thinks he's a manipulative fuck, but he's not.

Nick is the smartest guy in the entire county. He'll be fine.

 

[RaptInPlastic]

Seems Rekieta may spend his remaining months in the obsessive drinking / vicious circles phase because he is recalcitrant and mentally ill. Which means most likely the legal system will step in.

 

[AnOminous]

Do they even need a violation for the 30 days? The 30 days is a probation condition, not a suspended sentence. My reading was it's a judgment call on the PO's part come August.

It certainly reads like they don't. I'm not sure why they wouldn't but his streaming would be one reason if he doesn't test hot before then. I'm basing that on the general legal principle that "may" is permissive unlike "shall" which is mandatory.

I'm not sure what is actual practice in Minnesota, but I'd imagine it's generally customary to carry through with a deferral like that if it's granted. I think they want a little wiggle room if some faggot like Nick is "technically" obeying the rules but still fucking up.

 

[Rodeo Roadrunner]

I have no idea if it is even possible to archive youtube comments, but the DUI Guy has commented (and his comment is pinned as of this message) on the Rekieta stream from last night. DUI Guy says that he disowned Nick NOT because of the positive cocaine test, but because Nick wouldn't shut up. Nick says he accepts DUI Guy's apology.

 

[Imperial Citizen]

What I’ve taken away from Nick’s livestream were his comments about the negatives of taking drugs. Namely, that the only negatives were the legal consequences of getting caught.

This addict did not view going on drug binges while taking care of five children as a negative.

Thank the courts for the five years probation. That man will start using again once that period is over, if not before. Most of the children will be legal adults at that point and can escape that nightmare of a household. Judge Wentzell probably saved lives with that sentencing.

 

[Malaika]

"Apology accepted." What a smarmy and rather disrespectful response from Nick. Lmao if DUI guy accepts this smarmy twisting of what he said then he's a giga cuck.

 

[CarlosDangerr]

Typically an addict has to want to change for themselves before they can actually get clean and sober. Sure there are times someone gets clean to avoid a prison sentence, but usually the majority will fail due to the fact they still want to get high and fucked up.

 

[Sneed Force One]

"Apology accepted." What a smarmy and rather disrespectful response from Nick. Lmao if DUI guy accepts this smarmy twisting of what he said then he's a giga cuck.

Didn't Nick call DUI Guy unethical for withdrawing an offer of representation. I'd tell Nick to go fuck himself permanently.

I can foresee a trend of LawTubers cucking out and bending over back to Lord Balldo, especially if the old superchat income returns.

The Rate of Acceptance for drugging children will directly correlate with Jewish ancestry. That's why Good Lawgic, New York's debt-collecting kike was a constant fence-sitter.

 

[Vibralldo]

In his LOCALS stream the previous afternoon, he said that he wanted to get the error and swap rate statistics for the laboratory, but he never did. he claimed that mix-ups and false results happen all the time.

This makes ZERO sense. Error rates have to be statistically negligible, otherwise medical testing would be useless. They follow the same (or substantially similar) strict protocols to prevent this!

So what excuse are we on now?

1. 1 out of 5 test are a false positive
2. Cop touched her hair with a cocaine glove and her sweat metabolized it
3. The cleaning process "baked" cocaine into her hair
4. Aaron fed her cocaine
5. It isn't her hair, there was a mix-up