Dramacow Shia LaBeouf / He Will Not Divide Us (HWNDU) - Going off the rails on a crazy train!-Season 8 begins. Shia starting to repeat himself

October 2017 Poll: What Season is this Anyway?

  • Season 7

    Votes: 27 22.0%
  • Season 6 (Cabin Fever was a Spin-Off)

    Votes: 44 35.8%
  • Season 5 (See above, also The House Saga was Cheating)

    Votes: 14 11.4%
  • Wait, HWNDU is back? HELL YEAH

    Votes: 57 46.3%

  • Total voters
    123
  • Poll closed .
Shias going to change locations. Learn from his failures. He'll go underground next but the anons will study the stones, in the sea they'll track the tides and use the extensive nautical network and buoys to pinpoint traffic.

The next question is Where in The World is Shia LeBeouf? And how will the Anons find him?
If Shia put the flag on the moon Anons would build a rocket and launch a rover made from a Trump hat and a Raspberry Pi and park it in front of the live stream camera.
 
Next place will be California or Austin Texas. Last two places where he can hope hippies will protect his precious flag.

If his flag keeps getting taken, it will break him. Trying to fight the A.utism of the internet is a fight Shia will NOT win.
 
Here's' an old video of him throwing coffee at a paparazzo; on one hand I mildly sympathize with celebs who lose their cool with paparazzi since they're borderline stalkers and vultures, but this is just more evidence of his decent into madness:

That's how Elliot Rodger started. I can only assume Shia will graduate to fake weapons like ADF before expanding to real hardware.
 
Someone should just organize a droid army against him and circle above him like a bunch of buzzards just to fuck with him.

He's the one that's making this childish. He could stop trying to publicize his shitty project and just set up his crap at a location where he knows nobody would think to look, because now it seems he doesn't want the public to interact with it if he has a fucking baseball bat out to guard an EMPTY flagpole.
 
It took /pol/ less than 48 hours. Seems that they analysed flight paths of passing airplanes and star constellations, as well as getting local /pol/acks to drive around the area beeping car horns to find an exact location before stealing said flag and replacing it with a Pepe shirt and a MAGA hat.

Fucking flight paths? Goddamn.

I think all that responsibility Optimus Prime gave him was too much for Shia to handle.

Leave me the fuck out of this.
 
HWNDU will go down in internet history as a fuckin epic written by the ghost Shakespeare. It's full of different characters, plots, and emotion that has to be seen before you die.

Imma just go over some of my favorite moments

1. The arrival of mass shooter Sam "unloads his 9 on the welfare line" Hyde at the event

2. one of /ourguys/ named Jesus by /pol/ sings snake eater

3.The museum builds a wall and vets people before entering
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4. After being kicked out of New York and New Mexico Shia sets up a flag with the slogan with only the sky shown with it, less then 2 days latter /pol/ captures the flag after finding its location thanks to 2 plans that flew by and the stars. The flag is taken and replaced with a MAGA hat and Shirt

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I also recommend checking out the HWNDU wiki made by /pol/, it archives many of the events and people involved with fucking with Shia

http://wiki.suicide.cc/doku.php?id=start
 
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After Albuquerque got shut down, Shia re-opened the stream so it was centred on a flag reading 'He Will Not Divide Us' framed in a way so you can't see any ground features. He also declared it was in a sooper seekrit area that no-one will ever find.

It took /pol/ less than 48 hours. Seems that they analysed flight paths of passing airplanes and star constellations, as well as getting local /pol/acks to drive around the area beeping car horns to find an exact location before stealing said flag and replacing it with a Pepe shirt and a MAGA hat.

Infowars version of the story, with maps and shit.
 
I have to admit I'm a bit torn on this.

Yes, I found what /pol/ did to be hysterically funny, but at the same time, this guy probably has legit mental problems at this point. I think what he was doing was idiotic, though on paper I respect the sentiment behind it (despite my supporting Trump), but let's be honest, this webcam show was an attention whoring stunt bound to go horribly wrong, especially with someone this paranoid and histrionic behind it.

And in all seriousness, I hope he isn't driven to suicide.
 
I have to admit I'm a bit torn on this.

Yes, I found what /pol/ did to be hysterically funny, but at the same time, this guy probably has legit mental problems at this point. I think what he was doing was idiotic, though on paper I respect the sentiment behind it (despite my supporting Trump), but let's be honest, this webcam show was an attention whoring stunt bound to go horribly wrong, especially with someone this paranoid and histrionic behind it.

And in all seriousness, I hope he isn't driven to suicide.

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I have the feeling we might find another psychological feat of lolcowology in this thread.
 
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