Dramacow Shia LaBeouf / He Will Not Divide Us (HWNDU) - Going off the rails on a crazy train!-Season 8 begins. Shia starting to repeat himself

[Kari Kamiya]

If we're posting our favorite HWNDU moments, I watched Steven Crowder's podcast live when he was there in New York.

 

[NIGGO KILLA]

oh

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

I have to admit I'm a bit torn on this.

Yes, I found what /pol/ did to be hysterically funny, but at the same time, this guy probably has legit mental problems at this point. I think what he was doing was idiotic, though on paper I respect the sentiment behind it (despite my supporting Trump), but let's be honest, this webcam show was an attention whoring stunt bound to go horribly wrong, especially with someone this paranoid and histrionic behind it.

And in all seriousness, I hope he isn't driven to suicide.

I don't think he'll be driven to suicide, but he already went bonkers once he put on that paper bag.

I'm finding what I'm seeing hilarious and sad at the same time. Like holy shit, this is Randy Quaid-levels of insanity. The sentiment may be there, but the execution is so fucked up, it was doomed from the get go. Especially with how Pro-Trump /pol/ is.

 

[Zarkov]

How did two people like that end up having a kid?

Accidents happen.

 

[StraightShooter]

Looks like an aspiring ISIS recruit:

 

[Optimus Prime]

You're a chronic bad decision-maker, big bot.

Not as bad as the morons who keep putting me in charge.

HWNDU will go down in internet history as a fuckin epic written by the ghost Shakespeare. It's full of different characters, plots, and emotion that has to be seen before you die.

Imma just go over some of my favorite moments

1. The arrival of mass shooter Sam "unloads his 9 on the welfare line" Hyde at the event

2. one of /ourguys/ named Jesus by /pol/ sings snake eater

3.The museum builds a wall and vets people before entering

4. After being kicked out of New York and New Mexico Shia sets up a flag with the slogan with only the sky shown with it, less then 2 days latter /pol/ captures the flag after finding its location thanks to 2 plans that flew by and the stars. The flag is taken and replaced with a MAGA hat and Shirt

I also recommend checking out the HWNDU wiki made by /pol/, it archives many of the events and people involved with fucking with Shia

http://wiki.suicide.cc/doku.php?id=start

This is easily the most entertaining thing Shia has done in a decade.

 

[XYZpdq]

Looks like an aspiring ISIS recruit:

 

[The Nothingness]

Who could forget when the Italians showed up

 

[m0rnutz]

It took /pol/ less than 48 hours. Seems that they analysed flight paths of passing airplanes and star constellations, as well as getting local /pol/acks to drive around the area beeping car horns to find an exact location before stealing said flag and replacing it with a Pepe shirt and a MAGA hat.

This is the most autistic way of milking a cow that I have ever heard of. Why aren't we doing this by now?

I have had this theory that Shia is manic, bipolar, or even schizotypical to a degree. He goes way over the top with thinking he's famous.

 

[Herbert Hoover]

Danm. I don't pay attention to /pol/ for one week and they go and play the best game of Capture The Flag ever.

So what happens with this now? Is he going to go somewhere else and try and keep the trolls away?

 

[Von Clausewitz]

Fucking flight paths? Goddamn.

Not that complicated if you are autistic enough: The camera faces always the same direction and you can guess what direction it is facing to from the shadows on the pole, cloud movements, sun etc.
You can also guess where in the US the thing is standing by the time the sun sets (east coast, west coast, middle). Then you could compare what the camera shows and the weather (heavy rain, clear sky, overcast) so you can rule out certain areas. Finally you just skim the video for contrails, if you find one rewind until you see the plane in the video. Match up video time frame to the time of day, then note down direction. Once you have three planes with time and approximate direction check flightradar24 and do some busy work. Planes usually get up in the air, then fly into the same direction until they land, so if the planes on the video was heading north-west, look for planes traveling in a line north-west (really easy to see). If you narrowed it down, check again if weather in that area matches up to what's on video.... and then do the "get in the car and honk"-thing.

 

[Alice - ScarletBlood]

Anyone seen this yet? After this was shot, it went all downhill from there.

 

[Nappy]

I find it funny so many different people are coming together to troll Shia.


More like "He Will Unite Us."

 

[thismanlies]

Danm. I don't pay attention to /pol/ for one week and they go and play the best game of Capture The Flag ever.

So what happens with this now? Is he going to go somewhere else and try and keep the trolls away?

There's one of three things I see happening.

1. He privatizes the protest which means he would have to charge admission. Protests tend to lose their credibility the minute somebody has to be paid in order for it to happen.

2. He goes to another public event. It's clear that he's trying to avoid the trolls who set out to fuck with him.

3. He points his camera to a sign on a wall until 2019 and pretends that he accomplished something great. But given that /pol/ has turned into an autistic CIA, it probably won't be long until someone traces his IP address and figures out some way to fuck with him. But even if he manages to hide his IP behind seven proxies, the damage has been done. He's been driven underground because he's afraid of NEETs who have nothing better to do than to drive some guy insane.

 

[AnOminous]

Trump seems to have "divided" what remained of Shia's mental state I'd say.

Shia's ass cheeks have been divided by so much space he can now take a bowling ball without lube.

 

[Southern Belle]

This has been the most amusing thread I've read through since the time Phil showed us he can't even cut a potato. I can't wait for HWNDU Season 4.

 

[Begemot]

This is one of my favorite Shia vids related to HWNDU. This was at the beginning of the Albuquerque stream after he got his project kicked out of NYC. He goes on an insane rant about Nazis and Trump's presidency.

This next one is a favorite from the ABQ stream where a couple of dopey-looking gangster dudes get tricked into shouting out Neo-Nazi code numbers.

Then they find out later they've been tricked.

Praise kek! This is the greatest timeline of all.

I love the fact Shia goes on the whole "If you read the bible you shouldn't hate mass immigration and abortion?" schtick, doesn't he know these shitposters from the new right or alt right are typically atheists? They don't care. I don't myself don't care about the bible's stance on much. He's fighting against a strawman that doesn't exist.

He's off his chops here, he doesn't know how to process Trump's win. This, apart from maybe Rose McGowan or Randy Quaid, is the first celebrity lolcow of this stature. He also seems to be holding a grudge and will probably, hopefully, become worse.

As ponderous pillock mentioned, Eagle eye wasn't a bad action popcorn thriller. The company you keep, as well, wasn't bad from what I heard. Now he's done. Sad!

 

[Keystone]

This made my January and February watching all this IRL autism unfold. Best part for me was watching how much fun those lovable shitposters were having, compared to the mindless zombie drones that the cult members leftist protestors. That and they weren't all white, which completely shreds any "nazi white supremacist" narrative the left probably wanted to push to discredit and attack the people who came out to goad Shia on.

 

[multiverse]

I can't believe you autists made it to 6 pages without talking about the incest. His problems didn't start with just having a traumatized Vietnam vet dad and a hippie mom - his mother used to walk around the house naked with her Wiccan group and he's pretty heavily implied there was no need for Bad Touch Uncle with Loving Touch Mother around:

The sexiest woman in the world:

 

[SpessCaptain]

We are the Martians and Shia is that crazy fucker who decided to dig underground to build a new society.