🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

[MoshJune]

it's all fun and games until Ethan gets kidnapped by the cartels, forcibly feminized, and sold to ppp as a femboy loveslave

 

[Rage Pig]

This is the famous Hunter Moore's newest endeavor. Maybe he's taking a page out of Andrew Tate's playbook, but still looks like glorified human trafficking to me. Also, these are not quite Alinity-tier Colombian babes with big booties...these chicks are straight out of the favela and are ready to give any poor gringo a half dozen different STIs. Please Ralph, treat yourself and head to Medellin pronto!

It doesn't matter who's guest, they don't bring a single new viewer to the Killstream.

Look at that subtle revenge porn joke. The tasteless audience of 219 tards. Oh my God, it even has $38 donations.

 

[Die For Me!]

Ralph is trying to get anyone, especially gay-logs, to donate to him today and states he's going to "promise" to go to Columbia if he hits the goal. For anyone who reads this forum with randbot-tier brain damage, let me be the first to tell you that this is another scam. Ralphs 200 goal streak was a promise he would go to Columbia before he silently revised it to instead go to a wrestling event in Mexico. Not only this, but Ralph has still yet to do the promised cooking show goal from over a month ago. Ralph will never go to Columbia for any reason. He has no money and has no vehicle to get their in the first place. He's a washed up, pill popping bum who can't even visit his son without a minimum of 1 near death experience per trip.
Ralph also admitted to having zero prep for today's show and has already blew threw his chat with Hunter Moore. Meaning he's just watching other people's podcasts and begging for money:

Also for those wondering, yes, the powerchat QR code Ralph stole from Mersh's streams has indeed gotten bigger, it is not your imagination. Here's the size of the QR code from a month ago for comparison:

And here's the predicted size of the QR Code 3 weeks from now

 

[sufferhorse]

the promise of cocaine and beefy poon is more than enough for the ralphamale to burn his entire life going there. do not underestimate his degeneracy

 

[JustStopDude]

I think I'm in the minority. I don't want Ralph to go to Colombia. I want to see him die on stream, and I think that only happens in the Mexican shack.

 

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It doesn't matter who's guest, they don't bring a single new viewer to the Killstream.
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Look at that subtle revenge porn joke. The tasteless audience of 219 tards. Oh my God, it even has $38 donations.
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His numbers are so, so pitiful these days. Struggles to get over 200 live viewers most days while KC gets over 4K on a typical night.

Love to see it.

 

[MadStan]

Interesting that he's looking into Naltrexone (assuming that somebody didn't mention it to him and he's looking it up). It's used to treat opioid addiction (blunts the euphoria from using, curbs cravings), and also treats alcohol dependency in much the same way. It's not a wonder-drug that cures addiction, but it can be useful with other treatment options.

I don't think Ralph genuinely wants to get sober though, he's always trying to find loopholes and shortcuts instead of addressing the problems that actually fuel his addiction.

I hope he's using the naltrexone for alcohol addiction and not because he's addicted to opioids. There's a high risk of ODing when pairing opioids with naltrexone. The medication dulls the high, which leads to addicts taking more opioids, which leads to an overdose.

If you were Ralph would you want to be sober? If I were Ralph I’d be taking as many substances I could to numb the pain of my existence and complete failure in literally every aspect of existence.

 

[HackerX]

Ralph also admitted to having zero prep for today's show and has already blew threw his chat with Hunter Moore.

He preps for shows? Preps what exactly?

Even though blacking out and falling onto piss bottles on stream daily is the most interesting content he's capable of producing, I'll admit it's not a sustainable stream model. However, I'm not sure why he doesn't do a screenshare and browse through KF threads. Basically a knockoff, pigged-out MATI. The wigger is very obviously glued to KF and Xitter while he's streaming and he could have actual user engagement.

I know he's got a handful of mouthbreathing retards that'll paypig Ralf regardless, but does he think there's a fanbase that enjoys watching him sit silently, reading whatever's on his phone, while a YouTube video plays with the rare comment or dolphin laugh? It's clear he's bored out of his fucking mind during the daily grind and I seriously doubt he'd make less money. If anything, he might scrounge up more pesos from gaylogs. It's hard to find any real downside unless Adolwulf is such an autistic retard that he legitimately watches the KEELSTREAM for the news.

 

[Die For Me!]

Ralph has a Discord server that is the new home for the Killstream and the only way to call into his show. The Discord is not run by Ralph, but a friend of Ralphs named "Mr.Pill".


https://discord.gg/ynFhd4Rz
Also, Ralph is once again using the Aaron Imholte "Goal" song to rally support. he REALLY needs to hit the goal tonight. So everybody please sing along:

I demand you donate, In desperation.
My gay show sucks, Now give me donations.

 

[Gator_Aids]

I think I'm in the minority. I don't want Ralph to go to Colombia. I want to see him die on stream, and I think that only happens in the Mexican shack.

I completely disagree. If this Columbian pimp can get Ralph down there, there's a decent chance we get a ransom or a snuff video out of it. Ralph tied to a chair in a hostage situation screaming about Jersh as his final words seems pretty on point.

 

[Beavis]

His numbers are so, so pitiful these days. Struggles to get over 200 live viewers most days while KC gets over 4K on a typical night.

Love to see it.

Factoring rumble bots there’s no way Ralph gets 100 real viewers anymore.

 

[Sam Losco's Wife]

This is the famous Hunter Moore's newest endeavor.

It's basically all upside with no downside. He even says it in the video: Nobody knows who you are (including pesky government collection agencies), they're gonna rob you (of your loneliness), you're gonna get set up (with hot bitches), you're gonna get scoped (with good drugs like scopolamine) and you will not be able to avoid (the good times).

 

[AnOminous]

I think I'm in the minority. I don't want Ralph to go to Colombia. I want to see him die on stream, and I think that only happens in the Mexican shack.

I'd settle for a liveleak video of him getting sent to Funkytown.

 

[niggercattle]

He preps for shows? Preps what exactly?

The only "prepping for a show" Gunt has ever done has been prepping the Mexican bull he hired to dilate Meigh's backhole.

 

[BigFatSweatyMan]

This is probably nothing but @WiggerWiggler came across an article about a tourist in his 40s drowning at Progreso beach yesterday and brought it to my attention.


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[JAKL II]

Yeah, Ralph's too much of a pussy to enter the water.

 

[ddlloo]

This is probably nothing but @WiggerWiggler came across an article about a tourist in his 40s drowning at Progreso beach yesterday and brought it to my attention.

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No. Ralph is going to die live on stream one day. It has been prophesised.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

I would assume one look of him they’d think he’d be in his 60s not 40s but Ralph would never ever go swimming. He can’t even spite walk 2 miles. Only way that would happy is there was a 3 foot wave that somehow swept his tiny fat little body out to sea. And even then with all that fat and loose skin you’d think he’d be able to float

 

[jewsernotfound]

It's basically all upside with no downside. He even says it in the video: Nobody knows who you are (including pesky government collection agencies), they're gonna rob you (of your loneliness), you're gonna get set up (with hot bitches), you're gonna get scoped (with good drugs like scopolamine) and you will not be able to avoid (the good times).

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i hope this ends with a ralphascopolamine arc, soooo bad.

 

[Cyberpunk Meta]

Today is the second year anniversary of the horse and cozy Rozy escaping the Mexican stable.