🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

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I asked Grok to give me a picture of Ralph on a merry-go-round as he was seething about being told he's looping. I received this gem.
 
Rage Pig said:
I can't understand the rapid decline of his viewership. Why aren't more than 227 people interested to hear what EmptyHero@SmegaKing has to say? It's a total mystery.
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I check in occasionally but rarely listen for more than thirty minutes, I really miss @Dieforme and others clipping daily. Their time sacrifice should be appreciated more because sifting through dozens of hours/week of the killstream had to be miserable. In the past few weeks my spot checks of the show has gone from approximately 350 viewers to fewer than 230. This is unacceptable, we need Ethan to make more money, in order to travel and do stupid things. He cannot have more than 12-15 paypigs and while they pay the bills for now, losing even one will hurt, I fear for the longevity of my favorite cow. I know this is not a hot take and has been happening for years but the end is truly sad to watch. i wanted him to stick around for awhile but at this point maybe it is better for him to go down to Colombia and go out in a blaze of popcorn.
 

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Drunkensailor said:
I check in occasionally but rarely listen for more than thirty minutes, I really miss @Dieforme and others clipping daily. Their time sacrifice should be appreciated more because sifting through dozens of hours/week of the killstream had to be miserable. In the past few weeks my spot checks of the show has gone from approximately 350 viewers to fewer than 230. This is unacceptable, we need Ethan to make more money, in order to travel and do stupid things. He cannot have more than 12-15 paypigs and while they pay the bills for now, losing even one will hurt, I fear for the longevity of my favorite cow. I know this is not a hot take and has been happening for years but the end is truly sad to watch. i wanted him to stick around for awhile but at this point maybe it is better for him to go down to Colombia and go out in a blaze of popcorn.
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Man I was hoping for some traveling kino, something always seems to happen when he steps into another country
 
>Imagine you're Ethan Ralph
>Massive (Overweight) Wrestling Fan
>Cannot attend Wrestlemania 41 happening this weekend
>Happens to be held in Las Vegas, Your favourite place in the USA
>You try to imagine living in the USA, the greatest country you believe exists
>Constantly remember the frequent gambling and whore trips to your favourite destination
>Wake up on the day of Wrestlemania 41 held in your favourite and previously frequented holiday destination
>Realise your broke ass couldn't afford the plane tickets, accommodation, Wrestlemania Tickets, Steak Dinner and International Sport Gambling
>Stuck watching the Wrastling Main Event in Mexico with no air conditioning, no woman, your kids don't care about your existence or even ask where you are in their day to day life
>Take Pills and Booze to ease the pain

That will be Ralph over the next 48 Hours.
Bonus Clip of May/Horse/Pantsu shitting on Ralph asking where the money (500k+) is now and him being defensive and bitchmade.


EDIT: OC I made as a motivational to not be as insecure and vindictive as Ralph

 
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David Spadem said:
Cannot attend Wrestlemania 41 happening this weekend
>Happens to be held in Las Vegas, Your favourite place in the USA
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Same thing with Hackamania next month, also in Vegas. Ralphapiggy has “decided not to go” to that too. His (ex) good buddy Dick Masterson will be there, in fact is one of the headliners.

Poor ralph, all alone, forgotten, irrelevant (outside of guntchat where he lives) and missing all the fun because he’s too broke to go anywhere.
 
Pale Empress said:
I don't think Ralph genuinely wants to get sober though, he's always trying to find loopholes and shortcuts instead of addressing the problems that actually fuel his addiction.
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chincel said:
Man I was hoping for some traveling kino, something always seems to happen when he steps into another country
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He should live stream a 3 day session in one of the clinics in that part of the world that offer Ibogaine. 3 days of sweaty, vomiting screaming at invisible alogs would do him some good. Especially if TTS superchats were enabled. It would be the highlight of his lowest point and funny as fuck.
 
At the 7hr mark today, Ethan's donation of $86 is suspect. I hope it is real, he is funnier with money, however this one in particular is odd.
 
Gruntgar The Indentured said:
He should live stream a 3 day session in one of the clinics in that part of the world that offer Ibogaine. 3 days of sweaty, vomiting screaming at invisible alogs would do him some good. Especially if TTS superchats were enabled. It would be the highlight of his lowest point and funny as fuck.
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And hey, Hunter S. Thompson even mentioned it a few times so he can be like his hero.
 
Gruntgar The Indentured said:
He should live stream a 3 day session in one of the clinics in that part of the world that offer Ibogaine. 3 days of sweaty, vomiting screaming at invisible alogs would do him some good. Especially if TTS superchats were enabled. It would be the highlight of his lowest point and funny as fuck.
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He would not be a candidate. His health is too poor. Even though the heart of a pig is strong, it can only endure so much.
 
This is the famous Hunter Moore's newest endeavor. Maybe he's taking a page out of Andrew Tate's playbook, but still looks like glorified human trafficking to me. Also, these are not quite Alinity-tier Colombian babes with big booties...these chicks are straight out of the favela and are ready to give any poor gringo a half dozen different STIs. Please Ralph, treat yourself and head to Medellin pronto!

 
Game Show Host in Space said:
This is the famous Hunter Moore's newest endeavor. Maybe he's taking a page out of Andrew Tate's playbook, but still looks like glorified human trafficking to me. Also, these are not quite Alinity-tier Colombian babes with big booties...these chicks are straight out of the favela and are ready to give any poor gringo a half dozen different STIs. Please Ralph, treat yourself and head to Medellin pronto!

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It doesn't matter who's guest, they don't bring a single new viewer to the Killstream.
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Look at that subtle revenge porn joke. The tasteless audience of 219 tards. Oh my God, it even has $38 donations.
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Ralph is trying to get anyone, especially gay-logs, to donate to him today and states he's going to "promise" to go to Columbia if he hits the goal. For anyone who reads this forum with randbot-tier brain damage, let me be the first to tell you that this is another scam. Ralphs 200 goal streak was a promise he would go to Columbia before he silently revised it to instead go to a wrestling event in Mexico. Not only this, but Ralph has still yet to do the promised cooking show goal from over a month ago. Ralph will never go to Columbia for any reason. He has no money and has no vehicle to get their in the first place. He's a washed up, pill popping bum who can't even visit his son without a minimum of 1 near death experience per trip.
Ralph also admitted to having zero prep for today's show and has already blew threw his chat with Hunter Moore. Meaning he's just watching other people's podcasts and begging for money:
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Also for those wondering, yes, the powerchat QR code Ralph stole from Mersh's streams has indeed gotten bigger, it is not your imagination. Here's the size of the QR code from a month ago for comparison:
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And here's the predicted size of the QR Code 3 weeks from now
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