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Guys, they explained how they found Yavin! Who cares about the attempted rape scene or the Empire(Trump's America) looking for illegals or how the first character we see this season is an obese, ugly, nigger? And they mentioned the Rakata! I KNOW WHAT THAT IS! And the TIE fighter Andor is flying is clearly the TIE Advanced from TIE Fighter! Disney is listening to fans and jangling the FUCK out of their Star Wars key chain to entertain us! I loved Andor season 2 that I bought two subscriptions to D+!

They should have just made the show about Luther or whatever the head Rebels guy is called. Andor and his gaggle of retarded shitskins are boring. Or have the series be about the ISB chick and the OCD dude and make it into a sitcom. No one's watching Star Wars shit so might as well get weird with it.
 
I remember when “dissident” leftists were saying this pig person show Andor was actually really good. Andor is Star Wars for people who love to post that George Lucas clip out of context about the rebels being like the Vietcong as an epic own towards people who don't like clumsy political content crammed into the franchise.
 
Boomers at least gave us good shit. Gen-X created nothing but horseshit.

There is an aspect of generational angst with Gen X. They are the "what now" generation, the aftermath of the age of where boomers built so much through the good times earned by the blood and sacrifices of the generations before them. Then Gen Xers arrived and there was a sense that there wasnt much to do anymore and I cant help but imagine that caused some intense cultural angst.

There is a reason a lot of Gen Xers became very subversive and built media with the intention of "rebelling" against their boomer parents. Its in movies, music, games and etc.


Problem is, as is with post modernism, they ran into the problem of still having nothing to show for it after destroying everything so now all they can do now is try to pretend there was a point to it so they keep with their subversive nonsense (becoming the boomers they hated so much) or shit themselves and do nothing while assuming no responsibility.

To try to fix things now would be admission that they fucked up and are a fuck up generation that created nothing and made the world actively a worse place.

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In general, Gen Xers are practically invisible in our society.

When the boomers finally die off, I wonder how how they will manage and affect the media that we watch.

Not quite invisible, they are just quietly bundled together with Boomers most of the time when discussing older generations.

Usually people are refering to both Boomers and at least Early Gen Xers when speaking ill of them but they just stick with one term for the sake of brevity.
The single greatest summation of Gen-X is The Simpsons.

A man that works a job he constantly slacks at, having enough free time to constantly drink at the bar with friends and paid enough to sustain a two floor house with a house wife and a god damn THREE kids? Dont get me started on him somehow still having time and energy to do shenanigans.

This is what the late 80's and 90's /Gen X considered a loser
In Rebels it's confirmed that Alderaan was a major funding source for the early Rebellion and even helped them get those hammerhead ships you see in Rogue One that take down that Star Destroyer. The Empire was well within its rights to destroy Alderaan. It was like Sherman's March to the Sea but with a superlaser.

Lets see...

Take your pimp planet destroying ride to some lifeless moon or planet and destroy that in Leia's front to show you mean business, while also ordering her family to be brought over from the planet (kill anyone that gets in the way) and executed one by one in her front until she gives the actual location of the planet the rebels are hiding in. Make sure Alderaan is an example as its leadership is brutally investigated and arrested, tried and then executed for crimes against the empire while showing evidences of their terrorist supporting operations behind the scenes.

Or

Destroy the planet and cause an intergalactic political shitshow, all but guaranting many more systems will openly support the rebels, even more that the station is destroyed very soon after, showing the Empire as both extremely ruthless and yet not as powerful as it thinks is. Not even getting started on the trading and diplomatic issues it caused.

Tarkin: LOL LMAO EVEN


Mf should be lucky he perished on the Death Star because Palpatine would surely made him regret treating the battle station as his own personal toy gun.
 
I really liked season one. I liked these new episodes but wasn't blown away. I am very much looking forward to the rest of the season.

It feels like it's stepping over the line of being too directly our world than the fantasy galaxy, like how the 50s Diner in ATOC just felt misplaced. I completely get Mon Mothra getting drunk and dancing with everything going wrong. Yet the music seemed like it could have been in a scene of a contemporary Earth-based show.

Gattling guns in Star Wars looks wrong to me, but then how much other shit that is taken from our world do I just accept? Qui-gon uses a lady's hair razor as a communicator. So I am aware we're all a bit misguided with our ability to judge all this. There's so many real world references in Star Wars design, I wouldn't be surprised if gattling guns were already a thing in it. Whatever pedantic thing we'll pick up on, there'll already be countless similar things we accept. It's like the voice-over for the newsreel video. Seems out of place. However, is that any different from the pod race announcers?

I would like and watch if it wasn't Star Wars. Which I don't think I can say about Ashoka and Skeleton Crew. I enjoyed SC but I would not have watched if it wasn't Star Wars.

I think some people are clinging on to the desire for the old Star Wars, but that is dead and gone. This is far better than most of the shit we've gotten. I understand why people like Star Wars man don't like the rape scene but Star Wars isn't a child franchise anymore. I'm a middle-aged person, I don't need stuff aimed at 11-year-olds. I'm not watching Andor to recapture some lost innocence of my youth. I am not watching with kids to relive my youth through them. I'm an adult and it's a show for adults.

The illegals and visa shit, that sort of goes away from how we've seen people just endlessly planet skip. Although I can easily head cannon how there'd be contexts it would fit.

One thing that was interesting is that I knew that was the Yavin Moon as soon as Andor got there. No idea exactly what gave it away, I just knew. From comments around the place, I think some people missed the very unsubtle way that the plotline was about how hard it is to form coherent and stable groups of rebels.
 
>Show people said was pretty nifty
>First Episode of season 2 has MUH IMMIGRANTS

This is why I don't watch new shit.
I just always assume that LFL, the moment they figured out they accidentally made something good, would just kill said product by interfering like the malicious retards they are. It could be an attempt to bask in success made by others and ruining the means via stupid mandates; it could be due to wanting to shit on what dying audience is left out of petty assache; it could just be due to mandated conditions to allow for another run due to shit numbers; it doesn't matter.

I just know that by assuming it's going to be mediocre to shit until proven wrong. I'm pleasantly surprised the rare times it happens, and just nod knowingly when I'm often proven right. Andor may be fine now so far barring some shittier writing and a bit of hamhanded metaphors done by retards who think you're as retarded as they are, but I always hold off until the entire's run done. One of the failings of serial runs is you need to stick the landing, since otherwise you're just going to get a shitty story and get pissed at the wasted time.

The damndest thing is that I'd probably not even think about the rape used here outside of how the show frames it as an example of Imperial overreach and how its control allows for monsters. The choice to market it with that dumb article title and has an opposite effect in making me want to watch it, since I don't care about what retarded current year take you want to gurgle out. Bad move to ever bother with journoscum.

Doesn't help this is coming off of Daredevil: Born Again to Fail, who also started promising to some before eating shit.
 
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The rape scene and the immigrant scene were both expected considering what kind of show Andor is. They justified the Rebellion against the Empire and poking the Imperial bear even though the Empire mostly left people alone and were content to let certain worlds patrol themselves, on the logic that they need the Empire to get angry to turn the people against them.

Now the Empire is autistic about order because the Rebels reminded the Emperor that he's not invincible, the authorities begin to crack down on the people, and the Rebels see this as a positive development. They see the people of Ferrix throwing themselves at the Imperials as a good thing, even though it pitted mostly unarmed civilians against armed and armored Stormtroopers. Stormtroopers, mind you, that would never have been there if it weren't for the Rebels, because the people of Ferrix even noted that it's been ages since they've seen corporate police, much less Imperial soldiers.

Andor is basically Star Wars for Antifa, so them having the Imperials oppress immigrants, and a drunken Imperial male trying to rape a woman on a farm makes total sense, since immigration rights and feminism are big on the Antifa list of priorities.

Not to mention the Imperials planning to fuck a planet in the ass just to get reactor lenses for the Death Star, in a manner that certain real-world fascists plan their genocides. They really want to lean in on that Space Nazi analogue.
 
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Saw the new episodes of Andor Season 2 (thank god for torrenting!), liked it but wasn't blown away (That rebels subplot on Yavin really should've been trimmed down) but will say (not that its a bad thing mind you), ever since many writers and George Lucas himself expanded more on the space politics of Star Wars, and with Andor continuing that trend. It makes Luke blowing up the Death Star really funny because I want to imagine a Star Wars show where they show all the grieving families of engineers and such who were blown up on the Death Star.


Gattling guns in Star Wars looks wrong to me, but then how much other shit that is taken from our world do I just accept? Qui-gon uses a lady's hair razor as a communicator. So I am aware we're all a bit misguided with our ability to judge all this. There's so many real world references in Star Wars design, I wouldn't be surprised if gattling guns were already a thing in it. Whatever pedantic thing we'll pick up on, there'll already be countless similar things we accept. It's like the voice-over for the newsreel video. Seems out of place. However, is that any different from the pod race announcers?
I remembered in the original Battlefront 2 that one of the Clones had a gatling gun which was just really fun to play

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I think some people are clinging on to the desire for the old Star Wars, but that is dead and gone. This is far better than most of the shit we've gotten. I understand why people like Star Wars man don't like the rape scene but Star Wars isn't a child franchise anymore. I'm a middle-aged person, I don't need stuff aimed at 11-year-olds. I'm not watching Andor to recapture some lost innocence of my youth. I am not watching with kids to relive my youth through them. I'm an adult and it's a show for adults.
Star Wars Theory crying about the rape scene and saying "Darth Vader wouldn't approve of this" as though Vader would sense this random officer abusing his authority is hilarious, especially the shitposts that came from it

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Star Wars Theory crying about the rape scene and saying "Darth Vader wouldn't approve of this" as though Vader would sense this random officer abusing his authority is hilarious, especially the shitposts that came from it
Vader doesn't give a shit at this point. He just believes that those with power can do whatever they want to those below them, the way a Sith would.
 
Mf should be lucky he perished on the Death Star because Palpatine would surely made him regret treating the battle station as his own personal toy gun.

This is like like Israel glassing Dubai because they are getting sick of the palestinians. It might increase sympathy but that loss of funding and resources would have been a crippling blow if other planets weren't butthurt about the dissolution of the senate.
 
The rape scene was really forced and unnecessary but the people complaining that it's too much for Star Wars don't know shit. This is nothing compared to what the EU (The thing every Star Wars purist praises like the Second Coming of Christ) shat out during the 90's and 00's. The fuckers writing that shit were insanely edgy and horny. Things like Sith cultists raping their children, a mindraped Jedi girl who's only defining characteristic was that she was too autistic to wear shoes, constant Mando wank, Chewbacca burning to death on a moon crashing into it's planet, a Kaminoan scientist hanging herself using the umbilical cord of a Clone's kid she was studying, and Cade fucking Skywalker just to name a few examples.

I remembered in the original Battlefront 2 that one of the Clones had a gatling gun which was just really fun to play

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Clones continuing to get cool guns, cool armor, and cool moments is one of the few things Disney gets right.
 
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