Damn if he told the people "hosting" him that he was gonna stream and make stupid amounts of money and he gets kicked out for being a poor deadbeat DONATIONLESS fat fuck i will laugh so damn hard.
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDNT MAKE ENOUGH MONEY? IM HOLLERING AT THE STREAM I MADE 200 DOLLARS! WHAT DO YOU MEAN TWO BIG ONES AINT GONNA COVER THE FLIGHT AND LODGIN? WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DONT GET TO OIL UP COLOMBIAN TEENS AND FUK EM? BISH DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM? IM THE RALPHAMALE I DO WHAT I WANT BISH!"
>loses kidney in order to pay for flight and lodgings
>tfw the kidney is useless because theyre from a pig
I hope that after the inevitable confrontation gunt is gonna have with the people hes with, the people who set it up make gunts DMs public so we can see what the fuck was going on.
Like i have NO IDEA why they would even host him. Did he seriously lie about how much donos he was gonna get?
Or is this a trick just to get gunt into some facial abuse tier sick shit?(he wont be doing the spitroasting)
1 STAR DAYS BISH!
200 gringo doll hairs will go a long way down there! some might call it life changing money if you wanna know the truth about it, bish!
i tend to subscribe to the theories here. he likely bragged to hunter about how he'd pop up in colombia after going MIA, money would rain from the skies and they'd all have fun on his dime. then when it came down to it, he looped about Cog/Harry for literally 2 hours, then Linx told him to suck her dick and ended his content in 4 minutes flat, leaving the gunt actually speechless. despite trending wurldwhyyde, after that call and whatever text he got, he was completely RATTLED to the point where i really thought he was about to fucking cry.
"i wonder if i genuinely upset long time viewers (donators) by going MIA for that time...ya know? maybe i did" he asks a dead chat.
Scrambling, he pretends to be texted Linx but in reality, he sent in a fake $100 dono, to which he didn't say thank you--so we know it's fake as he says thank you to genuine single dollar donos...bringing the goal up to around 250 of the 300 mark. Naturally the fake dono came with a song to hype up the guntalonians, however it fell flat.
Piggy then ponders in silence for about 10 minutes with the occasional "i'm reading chat, uhhh" interwoven, realizing his only play is go to IRL which is what he said he would do if he hit 300...he called an audible saying the goal doesn't count outside of studio shows and he'd carry it over to IRL...more silence...then he whimpers out, "i mean, will yew guise come back if i go IRL?...is that cool?
chat doesn't move. at all.
*CRITICAL HIT!*
Puzzled and realizing it was retarded to pop up in Colombia thinking he was going to do 8 hour shows in someones living room crushed over him like waves...stunned, he mutters "eyy need to get offline, uhhh, so...", wigger wiggles for a few minutes to try to soak up any sympathy donos he could, however there was none. he waves at camera like a creepy sex pest and grins with worry behind his glasses as he utters out, "i'm alive"...it's grim.
total failure. no content planned whatsoever. no bitches will be oiled up. hunter hates him. no tortas.
you know what you need to do ralph. you've done it before...XANNY FIRESALES, NIGGER. No refunds, nigger. LFG.
