Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 62 22.1%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.4%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 82 29.2%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 39 13.9%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 94 33.5%

  • Total voters
    281
So he’s switched from cocaine to meth, is what I’m hearing. Great, good, LOTY beckons. Again.
They're both Schedual II drugs in the US. Adderall can't be refilled without a new prescription, and it can't be filled early by law. When he runs out early, he's either going to be buying it illegally or finding another fix when he comes down from it and his judgement is even more impaired than usual. I don't see him making it 3 or so years before fucking up. He'll be lucky to finish out THIS year without fucking up at this rate.
 
By God he’s going to do it isn’t he. Rekieta is going for a hat trick. 3 time lolcow of the year, back to back to back.
Trinity award?? Father son and spazing about GOATS? Greedy Obnoxious Asshole thrusting spunkjunk..
 
All the pedo talk brings me back to a theory I've had for a while. Nick has the hallmarks of a man who was molested by a woman when he was a little kid.
Please don’t say things like that. Nick doesn’t deserve the sympathy.
Someone's asking for an FDA investigation.
There are quite a few things hella fishy with this prescription.

First of all, Adderall, even when IR, is almost always prescribed as 2 times a day or 3 times a day. Not “as needed”.

The maximum dose for treating ADD is btw 40 mg.

It’s a powerful sch 2 stimulant, and not something that’s typically prescribed as “Here’s 1/4th of the recommended daily dosage, that you can just take whenever!”

Adderall is almost exclusively used for narcolepsy and ADD. The latter is something Nick has said he doesn’t have/it isn’t prescribed for. The former is something he very obviously doesn’t have.
 
Adderall is almost exclusively used for narcolepsy and ADD. The latter is something Nick has said he doesn’t have/it isn’t prescribed for. The former is something he very obviously doesn’t have.
It's a bunch of bullshit. Nick is a drug-seeking addict obviously seeking drugs, any "doctor" he uses for the purpose is obviously a pill-pushing quack.
 
Imagine if you were interested in Karen Read trial coverage and headed to Nick’s stream to be greeted by this:

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They're both Schedual II drugs in the US. Adderall can't be refilled without a new prescription, and it can't be filled early by law. When he runs out early, he's either going to be buying it illegally or finding another fix when he comes down from it and his judgement is even more impaired than usual. I don't see him making it 3 or so years before fucking up. He'll be lucky to finish out THIS year without fucking up at this rate.
I don’t think it’ll take more than a couple of months before Nick has another implosion of some kind.

Adderall/amphetamine is a drug where tolerance rises FAST. Especially when it’s given as an IR pill like here.

(PROTIP NICK! Crush the pill and insufflate it! Bioavailability is slightly higher and it’s faster!)

Prescription monitoring systems are pretty good these days, so Nick can’t just go to script mill after script mill.

He’ll start running out sooner, and is already hitting the ceiling at what the doctor can prescribe him.

Won’t be long before streams start getting cancelled because he’s crashing and sleeping, or sitting jonesing live on stream.
 
All the pedo talk brings me back to a theory I've had for a while. Nick has the hallmarks of a man who was molested by a woman when he was a little kid.

I'm not making any specific allegations but his mom seems fucking unhinged and he has an older sister who is a weirdo hippy that lives in a foreign county.

The only molestation he experienced was the teacher taking away his Transformers toy.
 
Won’t be long before streams start getting cancelled because he’s crashing and sleeping, or sitting jonesing live on stream.
Would be funny if the probation officers watch every single stream of his, and when he inevitably has another cokestream, they decide that would be a good time for a check up. Live-on air. Or you know, right afterwards, if he's having a bad trip.
 
I think Fatrick MAPton hoped his pajeet program would forever fly under the irrelevant Dabbleverse radar
I know from xitter and YouTube comment sections that a recent Melton-approved-talking-point was that Melton is “gonna sell his supertips system to a big company/streaming platform any day now”
 
A lot of people predicted Nick would try to “stay clean” by getting prescriptions to abuse.

“Iz okay if muh doctah pruhscribes it bish!”

I guess Nick isn't familiar with the fact that the courts can and will start looking into his doc if they suspect anything funny, especially if it fits a pattern of questionable prescribing practices with other junkies. It doesn't take much to have the DEA on your ass these days.

Unless he has conclusive proof of a severe narcolepsy disorder, there is no reason for someone to take modafinil and Adderall. The modafinil actually makes the Adderall less effective if it is for "ADHD" and not for narcolepsy.
 
Based on Kayla’s significant weight gain and not looking like a plastic surgeon’s facial experiment doll, she seems to be clean and sober. I can’t imagine how much Nick resents her for all that.
Dec. 2022 (coke addicted) vs March 2025, same dress.

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I'm gonna say she's looking a lot better (trying to ignore the tats). I also think she's discovered fillers or at least received better makeup advice.
 
I'll let other posters go into more detail but according to playboard he did better than yesterday but not great.
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$338 - 30% is $236.6 aka $29.57 an hour. I asked chatgpt a while back and it claimed he would need $80/h pre taxes and $55/h post taxes. This was based on a family of 7 living in his county with one working parent working 8 hours a day. iirc it didn't factor in childcare or anything but the basics. This was what was needed to keep them off government handouts.
Remember like a year or two ago CGoody was in elb's comment section claiming that Nick was making gazillions of dollars per stream?

Good times.

Where is that fag, anyways? Did he finally throw in the towel on Balldoguarding?

Based on Kayla’s significant weight gain and not looking like a plastic surgeon’s facial experiment doll, she seems to be clean and sober. I can’t imagine how much Nick resents her for all that.
Can't be. This is all Kayla's fault.

Or that's what the Balldoguards have tried to claim anyways.
 
I know from xitter and YouTube comment sections that a recent Melton-approved-talking-point was that Melton is “gonna sell his supertips system to a big company/streaming platform any day now”
Melton knows he's not allowed to actually do this. He had that Mama June from Honey Boo Boo on there, she found out about it and threatened to sue him. Melton squealed like a pig at her thinking he was going to get some heat, but instead nobody really cared and he just got rid of her voice.
 
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