Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[TurdThrower]

It will never not be funny to see Nick reply on Twitter and get absolutely destroyed by a reply.

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Him getting his ass kicked by randoms in his interactions is the twitter version of when Katt Williams got his ass beat by a fifth grader.

 

[Sneed Force One]

To reassure himself that being a crybaby bitch about his former cohosts is sitting well with the audience, Nick insecurely feels the need to actually retweet the opinions of his sycophants.

I'm not even sure what he's talking about. I'm not seeing clips of Sean, and I'm pretty well subscribed to the relevant clipper channels.

 

[Lurking9e9]

A few comments under his latest livestream

 

[Captain Manning]

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To reassure himself that being a crybaby bitch about his former cohosts is sitting well with the audience, Nick insecurely feels the need to actually retweet the opinions of his sycophants.

I'm not even sure what he's talking about. I'm not seeing clips of Sean, and I'm pretty well subscribed to the relevant clipper channels.

Here:

1:20 mark, approx.

In a way, some of these people that are sticking with Nick are in the same position us Weebwarriors were five years ago. Oblivious to how full of shit Nick is when it comes to his legal opinions.

Just make popcorn and enjoy the show. It'll end badly. They'll find out.

 

[Goonbase Alpha]

To be completely fair, Nick has admitted he was snorting shitloads of coke. He’s also about to serve a sentence for possession.

The discussion about adderall and other prescription stimulants is really just related to his supposedly sober return to streaming over the last week, where he hasn’t seemed obviously fucked up on anything, until today, where he’s definitely on *something* but nowhere near the extent of the colestream. Plus, y’know, stating that he has an adderall prescription and how it might be abused.

And even then the speculation is mostly galaxy gas. Edit: ok or poppers.

Ah, gotcha. So he basically admitted that there’s no hope for redemption for him and that he’s resigned himself to a life of hedonism and substance abuse. I’ll give him props for at least admitting to his crippling coke habit, even if it’s in the context of replacing one vice with another; that’s more than I would have given him credit for.

 

[PyrrhicRustle]

I thought a wedding ring was suppose to be forever and not an item you switched out due to "fashion" or other stupid reasons?

A lot of tradesmen and machine operators will opt to swap a traditional metal wedding band for a silicon one while on the job, if it gets snagged in some high speed machine, or comes in contact with live voltage or whatever it’s a lot safer. This of course has nothing to do with Nick, for who switching to silicon could only come into play as a safer alternative while participating in fisting parties at the Gay 90s

 

[Stiffy]

A few comments under his latest livestream
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Something is fishy about some of these "chick" comments look at the weird long character @'s Could those be generated bots? is Nick paying for positive comments?

 

[Beavis]

Something is fishy about some of these "chick" comments look at the weird long character @'s Could those be generated bots? is Nick paying for positive comments?

No, his parents are.

 

[Not Really Here]

That pretty much confirms he's used it. Is it legal to buy in Somalisota?

I think that's one of those African drugs, that were never listed as illegal in the first place.

 

[Encouraged Spaces]

Nick clearly hates trial streaming. He seems very bored. He just wants to get high and drunk and make stupid jokes until 5 am and then drive 120 miles with his children in the car like the good old days. Let a nigga live!

 

[Folgers Can]

Superchats have continued to decline, now averaging just $10.70 each, with a total of only $107 raised.
Compared to the previous Monday (28th April), this marks a drop of $100 in revenue and a loss of 19 superchatters — representing a 45.5% decrease in income and a 47.5% drop in superchat volume.

Funfact: UncivilLaw is semi-regularly outperforming him in revenue

Not like this, balldobros, not like this:


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Does it even need to be said?

Spoiler: EDIT

Image updated from the below since it shot up even more while still live:

 

[Lurking9e9]

Something is fishy about some of these "chick" comments look at the weird long character @'s Could those be generated bots? is Nick paying for positive comments?

It's just the usual porn spam bots. Nick is just too high on whippets to delete them.

 

[Beavis]

Not like this, balldobros, not like this:

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Does it even need to be said?

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Nick doesn’t care. His parents pay for his living expenses and he’s just doing this to pretend he’s working.

 

[Prokhor Zakharov]

Another thing about Nick. He somehow doesn't grasp that when you are an open cuck and let another dude fuck your wife, literally nobody even considers you a man any more. Doesn't he understand this?

He tries to pull this badass schtick, but he's a fucking CUCK. Nobody respects a cuck.

He can make all the angry noises he likes, but he's a flaming fag cuck. Actually, a cuck is way lower than a fag. A fag can be an actual man, like Freddie, but a cuck? A cuck is nothing.

Being a cuck is literally one of the worst things you can be as a man, only trumped by the absolute worst things you can be, such as a nigger, pedo, rapist, troon, etc...

 

[Captain Manning]

Nick doesn’t care. His parents pay for his living expenses and he’s just doing this to pretend he’s working.

It's not a financial thing with him. It's an ego thing.

He'd be "happy" with making $5 per show as long as Aaron, Kurt, Sean, and others, make no more than $4.

 

[Vect]

Our legal mastermind probably thinks that substances that are sold legally and are non-addictive can be abused by him to get the kicks he needs.

As a fag, I can confirm he's not using poppers, aka amyl nitrate. They don't cause you to slur like that, you wouldn't be interested in anything other than sex, the true high is seconds and they exhaust you quickly. Nick would be out of breath and have a splitting headache if he was using them to that extent: they're essentially paint thinner. Nitrous oxide is much more likely because it replicates the sensation of alcohol and is much more popular. How 'non-addictive' they are is immaterial when you're a junkie to this extent.

 

[GamerGateSurvivor]

Between the Adderall and the Galaxy Gas, forget going back to prison. This guy's going to be a drooling, unable to wipe himself retard by the time the year's over.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I did nitrous once in college and remember thinking you’d have to be fucking desperate to habitually use something that only gives you a 30 second high before you have to do it again. Am I misremembering or is it a lame fucking high?

 

[woodedbag]

Nick doesn’t care. His parents pay for his living expenses and he’s just doing this to pretend he’s working.

youre underestimating the pride hit that this level of narcissist feels in a situation like this. he was, for the first time in his life, the king of something. guys like aaron were offering up their crackwhore wives to appease him. now... yeah, he's real pissed. not about the money, about the ego hit.

 

[Melty Butter]

I'm sure this is complete bullshit - just a random chat that Aaron brought up on stream tonight....

... but then I considered that Kayla's not going to Vegas, and Melton would definitely pay to get her to go.