Cultcow EvaXephon / Yanderedev / Alex Mahan / Alexander Stuart Mahan / cannotgoogleme - Edgy weeaboo coomer with pedo tendencies and 15+ years internet history as a lolcow, now known as a disaster developer behind eternal debug build called "Yandere Simulator", confirmed groomer and dollfucker

The end of EvaXephon?


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And there a teenage girls who wanna bang that... :cryblood: (and those status end up in his tumblr likes...if he was not a pussy i'd say keep watch but he never even leaves his own house save for one convention, so the kids are safe)
 
Why is Yui Rio so special again?
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She is the only student with the [evil] personality but besides that she isn't really special. This only matters because someone asked why she is evil and Alex doesn't know how to answer.

https://www.reddit.com/r/yandere_si...riously_about_the_history_of_yui_rio/df42ce2/

Either Miora is a lurker or someone here cause that answer is straight copy pasted from my previous comment. Regardless, Alex will never be able to explain this because it will never make sense. If she is really so EVIL then why she does no evil actions or interact with Ayano? If she is just insecure then why she smiles at the sight of murder?

This is another one of those "Alex puts something in the game without thinking and later everyone realizes it was a terrible idea" moments.
 
Yui Rio was pretty much just a randomly picked student to test the evil personality reactions and now Eva is pretending there is a super duper complex reason for her to be like this.

And btw, there is a new "bug fixing" post on his blog with basically nothing new, but now all the students has vomit eye colors. He trully thinks bright and eye-bleeding colors are good.
http://yandere-simulator.wikia.com/wiki/File:Sotayukimarch182017.png
http://yandere-simulator.wikia.com/wiki/File:Student_Ayano.png
http://yandere-simulator.wikia.com/wiki/File:YunaHinaMarch18th2017.png
 
"I have limited time, and limited resources."

Like everyone else on Earth, yes. Like an average adult going to work, spending time with their friends/family and trying to schedule some time for their hobbies as well? No. YanSim and it's community is all that for you, and you keep whining about it even though you had nothing else in your life before it even started.

"Please remember that I'm not a massive company with a seven-figure budget; I'm just a dude..."

With a 5k/month Patreon, a screaming horde of adoring fans who are willing to do a big chunk of my work for me, free of charge. Uhh, let's see... ah right, the Tinybuild thing. And still no life outside of your mom's basement, so...

"I'm just a dude making an indie game, doing the best he can with the materials he has."

NO, YOU ARROGANT SLIMY DOG TURD, YOU ARE NOT. :lol: Please, go ahead and find some other indie game developers, like the guys who made Super Meat Boy, and bond with them a little about your woes. You might notice that you have nothing in common. There are people who have actually had to put their whole lives aside and take a huge financial and time-consuming sacrifice to make their original project a reality. Comparing yourself to other indie devs is an insult. You're the one lucky goddamn special case, but unfortunately you're also the village re.tard. And oh my God... you're doing the best you can? You are? We know you're shit, but I definitely don't believe you're trying your gosh darn hardest even now.


"I "show" whatever is most important, and I use audio tapes or reddit/twitter posts for everything else."

And thus the game is going to be bland, one-dimensional and boring. Every shit review you get, you going to whine in the comments? "Go read my reddit/twitter you ignorant neanderthals, my game is a profound masterpiece!"


From watching that part on his channel, Alex is trying to get a star fragment that falls from the sky and disappears after a few minutes, so he is standing there on the top of the mountain waiting for it to appear. Then he gets tired of waiting and not finding the star so he starts whining.

But the best part? IT DID FALL. As soon as Alex says "This is a waste of time!" you can see a stream of light falling in the other mountain in front of him. He didn't see it because he was screaming autistically.


alexstreamzelda.png


The chat tried to warn him but of course he didn't reach it in time.

:story:

This is absolutely beautiful. I'm so salty I didn't get to see that!
 
I'm glad I found this shit, I knew he was too much of a whiny piece of shit to not be a lolcow - Also, is it just me or is he projecting his "cereal killur 3p1c edgy" tendencies to the game?

Also 2: "
Relationships
Unknown Independent Game Developer
She has sworn her heart to an independent game developer who lives overseas. Mai Waifu prefers to spend her time alone, fantasizing about her loved one."

If you can't get a gf, just make up one.
 
From watching that part on his channel, Alex is trying to get a star fragment that falls from the sky and disappears after a few minutes, so he is standing there on the top of the mountain waiting for it to appear. Then he gets tired of waiting and not finding the star so he starts whining.

But the best part? IT DID FALL. As soon as Alex says "This is a waste of time!" you can see a stream of light falling in the other mountain in front of him. He didn't see it because he was screaming autistically.


alexstreamzelda.png


The chat tried to warn him but of course he didn't reach it in time.

:story:

The timing was perfect, now if only he was in that area where it rains and you can get struck by lightning. I would kill to see him doing some mission and he gets struct by lightning many times until he ragequits or just does some autistic screeching.

Beautiful.
 
https://www.twitch.tv/videos/129711749
One hour and 6 minutes in, around there

OOOOO
The chat oh my god..... also the autistic groans and keyboard/mouse smashing.

"Someone in the chat saying that a star fell but I'm pretty sure you're lying I didn't see a star"

:lol::lol::lol: Okay, okay... thanks to this thread YouTube keeps recommending me the channel YandereDevFan. If this clip doesn't pop up on my recommendations soon, I'm fucking convinced it's his sad, lonely ass with another side account.

:offtopic:Also what the hickity heck is he complaining about when he says "it takes a flint EVERY TIME" or something like that? That starting a fire so you can wait takes... one fucking flint? Look at the frickin heart containers sir "barely any time to play games anymore" has! Christ.:offtopic:

Damn cheap ass Jew...
 
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I'm really glad Alex is taking the time to stream during his well deserved "break". Now his beloved fanbase can experience his vitriol, laziness, and hypocrisy firsthand.

Someone is going to look up a video proving that DaddyDev fucked up and denied it. And that same someone is going to keep digging and then join us on the Farms.
 
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