Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[dustnight]

While this is all funny and everything, I just wanna point out that he's gonna claim that he's beating Aaron due to Supertips.

Though I personally find that claim rather dubious. It might be true, but is also might be true he's been donating to himself in lot of cases.

I guess you could say that he's definately losing on the metric that's more objectively measured though.

Nick will forever be 'winning' until his parents die and he inherits half the fortune for all of 5 years and has to move into a shack in Jamaica.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Aaron believes that April is going to Hackamania. I had previously expressed doubts about this because Melton isn't using it to sell tickets, but if it DOES happen, Nick will have hit a new level of dumb.

And Kayla will have hit a new level of doormat.

Yeah I already thought that. The recent tweet which says he's spending time with Kayla because he's going to Vegas soon implies she won't be going. He definitely implied the opposite before.


(Archive)

Supertip of the Day: Nick was not amused.

Pro tip: This is a bad idea. "Anonymous" donations through SuperTips = Patrick Melton and Nick Rekieta get your payment details including personal information. And Nick Rekieta has already proven himself willing to betray the confidences of his former supporters, including names and other personal information. The top prize for making Nick the most pissed off with a troll SuperTip is likely to be having one's information blasted out on Xitter by Rekieta.

You mean he considered trying to make his marriage work? LOL NERD!

He claims he "left" the polycule. Most people not in a bisexual drug-fueled polycule would conclude that, when a man's wife left him a week or two beforehand, then refused to take him back even after he penned a letter begging her to and self-flagellated publicly about being a narcissist, a more accurate description for what happened is "she left".

He can't claim that he "left" for the benefit of his kids when he was begging Nick's live-in coke whore to take him back as his wife again. Did he intend to let her keep doing coke in the house?

Aaron insists that the letter he describes below was before he "left" the polycule. But it sounds to me more like she "left" and refused to take him back.



I have no experience with bisexual polycules fueled by drugs though so perhaps that lack of context is coloring my opinion!

 

[StannisTheMannis]

But it sounds to me more like she "left" and refused to take him back.

"Cucked by Cocaine, the Aaron Imholte story"

 

[alan thicke]

Rosie Ralph legal level of cocaine in system: 0.00

True; but Ralph blew marijuana in his daughters face. they’re both pieces of shit

Why even live, balldobros? It's never been more Toever

Those weekly totals are both garbage. These are adult men with families. We know nick has a trust fund and rich parents who keep him afloat, what the fuck is Aaron doing?

 

[Prokhor Zakharov]

Not saying that he should be wearing sackcloth and ashes and lamenting his mistakes like a wailing flagellant.

That would actually be rather hilarious.

With Depp completely forgotten on the public consciousness and the universal panning of Joker 2, is the cat his most valuable piece?

Is the cat a scottish fold? If so, why that particular type of cat? Is there some story I don't know behind it?

If he really is doing nitrous, then he's already dead. That shit is literally killing his brain cells to get high for 10 seconds. You don't come back from that. He'll be a blithering drooling mess barely able to feed himself. Even more so than he already is.

If he wants to do nitrous, and not kill brain cells, he needs a proper setup for NO2 and O2 tanks to get the mixture correct. They really aren't that expensive. You can order them from China (as anyone else will ask for proof of purchasing clearance [Yes, there are certain medical things you can't legally buy in the US without actually having the necessary authorization to do so.]). That way he can get high for as long as he wants with NO2 without risking sudden death.

The one semi-honest thing Nick has said about practicing is that he hates it bc the stakes are high, so if you screw up, your client is harmed. He left out saying his greater concern, which is, "...and these professional responsibility prudes can actually hold you accountable."

That is just pathetic. This is literally true of all the big boy professions in the world. Attorney, Physician, Engineer, LEO, Soldier, etc... You fuck up, you can hurt people, and possibly even kill them. That's why everyone who does these jobs puts on their big boy pants and busts their ass, to make sure they are so well prepared that they are unlikely to fuck up. However, you also have to accept that you are not perfect and someone may get hurt or die. It happens. We are all human. If you can't handle it, go be a greeter at Walmart, and leave it to the people that can.

He really should have thought about all this before going to law school...

I guess this shouldn't surprise me. Nick never wanted to put on his big boy pants and be a big boy, which is evidence by how he took care (or didn't take care, for that matter) of his own children. He is just a grade A loser through and through.

 

[AnOminous]

A kid comes in and asks for food; Nick just says "NO" and continues streaming.

This is what an absolute nigger Nick is. Just completely worthless in every possible way. There is nothing human about this pathetic goddamn worm. He should just be shot at dawn.

 

[Dustland]

Nick is 100% doing whippets. Nitrous has a higher density than air which slows down the speed of sound and the vibrations of your vocal cords leading to a deeper voice. Since it is heavier than air it is harder to remove from the lungs which is why his tone change takes longer to what most people are familiar with helium which is lighter than air and leaves your lungs quickly so the tonal change is over quickly.

Nick always impresses me with how he can continue to break my already rock bottom expectations.

Spoiler: Cody's Lab Explanation & Use of Different Gasses

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rd5j8mG24H4

 

[Prokhor Zakharov]

with his totally real heat allergy?

Yeah, heat allergy... it's not that he is a huge pussy-ass-bitch faggot that can't stand being outside of his climate controlled cuck shed.

 

[AnOminous]

You see that sort of shit everywhere in Los Angeles flea markets. It's for tourists to bring back home as a conversation piece.

I gotta respect Bill Mack's grift for taking the same concept and adding a 1000% markup. He knows his fellow Midwestern rubes.

Oh, so the sort of midwestern moron who sees something like this for hundreds of dollars beside a trailer park in Bakersfield, sneers at it, then buys it for $20,000 from some grifting faggot back in Minnesota.

 

[neger psykolog]

This is what an absolute nigger Nick is. Just completely worthless in every possible way. There is nothing human about this pathetic goddamn worm. He should just be shot at dawn.

I still love on keewee farms how white people get called nigger far, far more than actual black people.

 

[AnOminous]

what would happen if Ralph and Nick got into a massive fight.

Nobody knows exactly what but it would obviously end with a penis in an ass.

 

[Prokhor Zakharov]

The cat is cute though, worth a solid $50 if you like cats.

I'd give Nick $55 for it. Not an Equivalent Nude Kayla Unit (ENKU) more!

 

[Captain Manning]

He can't claim that he "left" for the benefit of his kids when he was begging Nick's live-in coke whore to take him back as his wife again.

Bullshit. He absolutely can. Because it was his wife.

Did he intend to let her keep doing coke in the house?

Look bro, I know you absolutely hate the guy, for whatever reason, but as I said before, when you are actually in love with somebody, you will actually put in some goddamned effort to fix a shitty situation and reestablish a healthy relationship. At least to a point.

I do not see any problem with him extracting himself (and his kids) from that situation, and then making one last good faith effort, from a distance, to extricate his actual fucking wife. Who knows what his plan was. You assume that he was just gonna keep letting her do coke in his home. Maybe if he got her back, he would get her into detox. I don't know.

Indeed, I would argue if he simply just walked away, without doing anything further to save his marriage from the Balldo scourge, he would be a bigger failure of a man, and a bigger cuck.

Now, if Aaron were to take her back now, I would ridicule the shit out of him, but he doesn't seem to want her back, and the divorce went through. So it's over and done with. She is well and truly lost to the Balldo and drugs at this point. May God have mercy on her soul.

 

[CoomerTine]

Babe wake up Crackieta is crashing out on X again

 

[Feyd-Robert Rekieta]

Nick’s daughter appeared again in what seems to be the same clothes as yesterday
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Edit:
Uh oh stinky

This is his eldest child's fault. He's supposed to be caring for the keedz while Mom and Dad and Girlfriend are doing whippets.

 

[Hyacinth Bucket (Bouquet)]

If I woke Mr. Bucket up at four a.m. to make ramen, I think he'd assume I was the one doing cocaine.

OTOH if I woke him up because Rackets was doing something funny, he'd be annoyed but at least he'd understand the impulse.

 

[RaptInPlastic]

If I woke Mr. Bucket up at four a.m. to make ramen, I think he'd assume I was the one doing cocaine.

OTOH if I woke him up because Rackets was doing something funny, he'd be annoyed but at least he'd understand the impulse.

I realized the other day that Rekieta is one those exceptional individuals who, if you try and tell a work colleague or loved one about what you are reading or watching, it actually makes you seem like you are insane, or a pervert of some sort. It's so fucking grimy that it contaminates even the viewers.
Like, you can sum up to a colleague "he's an obnoxious typical smug trust fund junkie. And he's bisexual but in a closeted marriage."
So far so good.
Then you get to the balldo, Man-D, the child dosing, April "five head" Anderson, Aaron Imholte, child neglect... And it's time to downplay your interest and change the subject.
Or occasionally find a new fan of the same reality show I guess.

 

[AnOminous]

I like how the current feature on Nick isn't even about anything specific. Its just a reminder that he's a fuck up, lmao.

"Yoo hoo, yoo hoo, Kiwis, Nick Rekieta is still the most worthless, pathetic faggot on the face of the planet, come over to this thread and piss on his face some more!"

 

[Hyacinth Bucket (Bouquet)]

I realized the other day that Rekieta is one those exceptional individuals who, if you try and tell a work colleague or loved one about what you are reading or watching, it actually makes you seem like you are insane, or a pervert of some sort. It's so fucking grimy that it contaminates even the viewers.
Like, you can sum up to a colleague "he's an obnoxious typical smug trust fund junkie. And he's bisexual but in a closeted marriage."
So far so good.
Then you get to the balldo, Man-D, the child dosing, April "five head" Anderson, Aaron Imholte, child neglect... And it's time to downplay your interest and change the subject.
Or occasionally find a new fan of the same reality show I guess.

We need a thread of elevator pitches for Lolcows.

Mr. Bucket thinks that Rekieta is kind of sad, because of the kids and because he had a good like and some crazy good luck that he wrecked for no reason. This is objectively the correct response but like all Kiwifarmers, I'm fundamentally broken.

 

[AnOminous]

That is just pathetic. This is literally true of all the big boy professions in the world. Attorney, Physician, Engineer, LEO, Soldier, etc... You fuck up, you can hurt people, and possibly even kill them.

But you didn't contemplate the fact of being Nick. If you're Nick, you get so fucked up you can't even talk intelligibly, you fuck over your client, you fail, your client gets sentenced to the max, then you bitch and whine like a worthless faggot about the judge.