At some point his speech centers will be destroyed through substance abuse. He will revert to grunts, groans, and tongue clicks like some sort of aboriginal bushman. He appears well over halfway there based on his recent speaking patterns.
Come on ralph, pack it in, Little Xander only remembers you as the smelly old grandpa who shows up once or twice a year, and now that Faith is on social security, you won't be able to out spend her and Spite Mathew Vickers through spite-gifts.
I doubt Ralph has actually read anything by Thompson or even seen the Fear and Loathing movie in its entirety. All EOR knows about HST comes from that MovieClips playlist on YouTube and the excerpt about Thompson’s drug routine that made rounds on social media a few years back.
Instant classic. The way struggles to pronounce Ws is icing on the cake.
Uhh...
67 is basically 80 and shitting your pants is healthy if you want to know the truth about it. In fact it is probably youuuu who speaks like an authority but gets basic biographical information wrong!Uhh...
And there were years of pants shitting before this
I wish he would just lean into the meme already and say “bish”.
I think i mentioned it a long time ago but don't underestimate how dumb he is, he pretends to know all about Rome, right? calling himself Caesar for the longest ass time, in the stream Metokur did with Fuentes and Ethan Ralph, Metokur says: "I'm Spartacus! No i am Spartacus!" and Fuentes and Ethan went "..... .... Whaaaat?"... so they didn't know the story of Spartacus, one of the most well known legends of the great wonderful SPQR... shit, if you would ask him about SPQR he would probably mistake it for some white nigger rapper or something.
nah he had a great time! You can tell because of all the picture he took of someone else when they weren't looking!
lmao he is so transparent, what’s about to drop?
Oh God. Some sort of leak involving Ralph being a massive retard incoming. He's already deploying the "I was merely pretending to be retarded" maneuver and it's not even out yet. Speculation starts now! My bet is the Colombian tranny.
He's doing the Stuttering John method, whenever he falls for some girl accepting to talk to him by phone and it turns out it is recorded and sent to his detractors... "EEH i was only lying to see if she is a troll or not, you know, like talking about how much my kids despises me, how pathetic i am, you know, completely normal things to fakedly spread right?"
We have:
“Gawd damnit dat bitch is gunna go full Alice and leak all my DMs! Ah cried about muh tiny pee pee and told her I could introduce her to Dick Mastersuhn if she let me rock the Ralphathumb.”
Didn't Cog make some good money for once in his "Ralph is dead!!!!" stream? Perhaps it is that, but i hope your theory is right, man!
why is everyone so mean and always beating up our little piglet 
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