Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 65 21.3%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.3%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 83 27.2%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 48 15.7%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 105 34.4%

  • Total voters
    305
This Adam Busch guy is such a piece of shit:
Hughezy: The Reality of Nick Rekieta - Hackamania (May 13, 2025)

Bro knew that having Nick fly out to Vegas and air his grievances towards his ex wasn't a good idea, but they did it anyway because they're fucking clout goblins who need to milk Z-list drama to sustain their failing podcasts. And of course he's a chuckling smiling faggot through the entire thing, which is a clear indication that he does not give any amount of fucks towards Nick and his situation.

Karl Heberger and his cadre of Yes men are a bunch of cocksucking faggots. I regret having contributed to the Dabbleverse in any meaningful way.
 
As soon as I see the body cam footage on the front page I dropping everything, buying some Devils Cut, and watching every second of it from each cop’s camera.
When the Cokestream happened and the thread decided to blow up about 300 pages or so in a night (Suffah), I ended up watching it no fewer than about 5 times from different people with commentary (Null, Kino Casino, Meme Copium, a few others). When the body cam footage comes out, I anticipate I'm going to do the exact same thing and I'm gonna enjoy every second of laughing my ass off as everyone shits on him.
 
Memory lost to Nick's brain holes and/or something lost in translation during the game of telephone going through Moody could maybe explain two versions contradicting one another, but now with at least three proven contradictions and the possibility of a fourth, giving him the benefit of the doubt is getting silly.
Not to defend Nick, but he has always been bad with details. He hAs played fast a loose with them and timelines when it suits him or he cannot be arsed to check. His chat and fans used to keep him straight on so many things, but left to his own devices, his non-effort is more noticeable.

The only needed consistency in Nick's stories is that of what is convenient to him.
The claim that Nick's story about running into April's new boyfriend has had "three proven contradictions and the possibility of a fourth" doesn't stand up to scrutiny. The number of "proven contradictions" appears to be at most one, but that may be on the part of a misunderstanding by Melton's Gator in mixing up the dates.

In the most detailed claim directly by Nick yesterday, he says that the traffic light interaction with April's new boyfriend happened in March.
The last time I saw April was at an intersection in town. I'm trying to think when that was, it was in March sometime. And yeah, she was with her boyfriend, and he flipped me off, which, okay, like I guess. I didn't do anything to him, I'll come snuggling.

Talking to Camelot on April 21, Nick described it as happening "the other day", and that prior to that he had not spoken to April since January.
I saw her the other day at a stop light, but I haven't spoken with her or seen her since January, other than just seeing her randomly at a stop light, so I don't know.

The only way you can get to "contradiction" here is by parsing "the other day" in an extremely literal manner inconsistent with Nick's previous uses of the word:
this is just another of those "technically true" Nickisms where normal people understand "the other day" to mean in the last 2-3 days or up to a week ago at most

The problem with this interpretation is that just a week and a half ago Nick used "the other day" to describe the date of his last conversation with CGoody, which could not have happened any later than January 28 unless Nick held a seance. This means Nick's conception of "the other day" goes up to 3+ months at minimum.
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This isn't a contradiction.

@elb stated that she heard about the "April boyfriend" story in early April which doesn't contradict this timeline, as this appears to be a matter of days or weeks after Nick is claiming it happened.
It was April, earlier in the month. I’m not comfortable narrowing down more than that, I’m sorry!

That leaves the Discord message from Melton's Gator, Moody, as the only clear contradiction. But if we look at what Moody actually said, it's very muddled:
Based on what Nick told me - he hasn't spoken to her in months. The last time he came close to that was in January where he saw her car at a traffic light and her boyfriend flipped him off.

Moody says that based on his conversations with Nick, that Nick "hasn't spoken to [April] in months" and "the last time he came close" to speaking with April Imholte was in January when the boyfriend traffic light incident happened. But in talking to Camelot on stream, Nick said explicitly and repeatedly that January was the last time he talked to her, which is much more than "coming close" to speaking with her by seeing her in her car.

Without more to go on, it seems much more likely to me that Moody mixed up Nick's manic descriptions of what happened and wrongly applied "January" to the date of the boyfriend incident instead of the date of the last time they spoke.

I agree with this. (I was 100% being a coward and waiting until someone else brought it up.)

I believe that April has a new BF. I believe the middle finger story. Nick just fucked up his dates with whippet-brain.
I agree. This is the kind of claim by Nick that has the air of truth because it's something that doesn't fit his self-image, not something he tends to make up like his "these lesbians tried to pick me up!" story and others.

I can see him lying that he didn't talk to or see April. Lying about April having a new boyfriend seems borderline; I'd have assumed he'd say nothing rather than making up that she moved on and entered into a serious relationship with someone else within a couple months of her leaving the spare house. Lying about April having a new boyfriend who driving around with April and flipped him off when he saw Nick definitely seems odd to make up, because it totally contradicts Nick's narrative about their split being on good terms. It obviously implies April was talking shit about Rekieta to the new boyfriend.

That's what makes all this Spicer-farmer-visit-possible-bodycam-release so interesting. I don't believe April expected all those details to come out at Hackamania. Also, she has the least to lose and most to gain by having the bodycam released and pocketing the cash.
If April actually is in a new and serious relationship, I doubt she much appreciates Nick leaking her extremely detailed, cringe DMs about Nick and Aaron's mutual cuckold fetishes to the public.
 
Thats the thing though, Nick needs to be on the internet. He stops when he dies. Hes a fundamentally broken human that needs this to live, he needs to keep (attempting) to prove how cool he is and lying and rehashing the drug stories. Something broke him in his childhood, he always wanted to be the cool badboy but was always the sexless, noodle armed nerd born into privilege and safety. He will never be “cool” and is far too ungrateful to realize most people would kill to be given the shit he was. It’s too late and there is no coming back. Rackets will slowly fade away, his audience in a few years will just be losers like him and kiwifarmers keeping tabs. What a sad waste
Once the bodycam footage drops and Ralph dies, Nick will have all he needs to ascend to his final form and become the new Ralphamale. Within six months to a year I think we’ll finally get true mask off and he’ll hit the gas on the drugs and pure spite openly.
 
When the Cokestream happened and the thread decided to blow up about 300 pages or so in a night (Suffah), I ended up watching it no fewer than about 5 times from different people with commentary (Null, Kino Casino, Meme Copium, a few others). When the body cam footage comes out, I anticipate I'm going to do the exact same thing and I'm gonna enjoy every second of laughing my ass off as everyone shits on him.
I’d like to see a mega panel of sorts, a body cam watch party. Null, Sean, Meme, maybe KC, an Alex Stein cameo. Maybe Jade can wheel Jim in.

It’d be a nine hour show, but worth it.
 
Crossposting from the Piggertits thread. Dear Jewsh appeared on the illustrious Keeeeelstream recently, where a $5000 bet was made on if Null can get the bodycam footage or not.

Josh was highly confident and agreed to the bet without hesitation. Has something happened that has made him so sure?
Note that at first, Null is confident, but somewhat coy ("When the bodycam Jewsh?!" "Soon-ish.") But once Ralph takes the bet, he switches to you owe me $5000," not will owe me, as if the bet had already been won. 🤔
 
"Fuck it, back to the whippets"
-Crackets
You'll Cowards Don't Even Huff Gas.

I have to admit I admire Nick's focus on getting back to basics. Huffing gas. degrading and embarrassing his family, and becoming increasingly faggy. He found his niche.

We only have one life on this gay Earth and you should spend it doing what you do best.
 
His distaste for weed tracks with his general preference for stimulants - a depressant might actually cause the dumb motherfucker to get some real sleep, and we can't have that. Although I'd love for someone to explain his preference for alcohol - was that an old habit he couldn't kick? I can't imagine it was fun habitually drinking while already strung out.
A lot of Adderall + alcohol will have you drinking and running around all night, or more than one. You can drink more (and it seems like a great idea bc ENERGY). It's the perfect kind of thing for someone who stays up all night angrily and prosaically tweeting at windmills, eats Ramen at 4 am on a Wednesday, and then drives the kids 8000 miles to school. Adding or subbing coke and throwing in some modafinil, and you can survive a month on whiskey, drugs, and a Dorito. And it shows.

(All that said, agree with the earlier comment that 10 mg adderall is minimal...but add+modaf+coke+booze probably has a kick.)

How many drugs did he have to take to turn a normal yes or no answer into some gay poem?
Clearly overcompensating for his "prosaic" self-own earlier.
 
Rekieta turns a simple direct answer into a paragraph, indicating need to convince, insecurity and obviously: deception. Responding to "please just like you wife":
He should ask a lawyer why is it that other lawyers ask their clients to not answer any questions and say as little as possible. He might find the answer enlightening.

Also, the only people I've ever seen who have to go around convincing everyone that they love their wives very much are people who have abused them, or worse.
 
He is fully aware that Dear Feeder Jewsh wouldn't publicise a request for assistance without the info being of considerable significance. So he's shitting himself. He sees the dark clouds looming.

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Targets: Reconnaissance & High-Value Asset Recovery
Asset: "Solid Kiwi" in forward position, ready to execute operational objectives

Mission Essential Equipment: Canister of Nitrous Oxide, Bikini Picture of Mistress, Racoon Traps
Inside Agent: Top-Secret Source, known only as "MNPublicRecords"

"This is a top-secret, black ops, wet job. There will be no on-site rescue. We need plausible deniability Solid Kiwi."
"You’re to infiltrate the courthouse and retrieve the footage. You're our last hope, Kiwi. Don’t let us down. God bless the Sneedclave."


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You forgot to include "CODEC support by @Dr Naomi Hunter" as an asset.

*Bleep bleep*
*Burrrzip*
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Kiwi! Remember to keep your distance from Nick! He's infected with CUCKDIE!
🎵bum bum BUM

DUN DUNUH DUUUH DUUUUUH🎵

What a thrill
With cocaine and fighting through the night
What a thrill
I'm sneeding and I'll cum into you
With a cone on my balls,
But you're such a dork

I give my life
Not for April, but for cocaine and black dicks (cum eater)
Texting Null, froooom the showerrrr
SEEEAAAAAAAANNN, you're a fat incel prude (cum eater)
I'm still a cuckold, cum eater

Someday you go to Jamaica
Someday your kid feeds on your blow
This ordeal, the trial to get high
During myyyy midlife crisis!

I give my life
Not for Kayla, but for JuJu (cum eater)
Texting Null, froooom the showerrrr,
SEEEEEAAAAAN, you are fat, incel pruuude(cum eater)

I'm still a cuckold, cum eater

🎵dun dun DUUUUUUN🎵

(cum eater)
 
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Rekieta is doing that neck tweaking thing Ethan Ralph does when he is high on pills

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eyes darting around the room, incredibly paranoid(?)
 
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Rekieta turns a simple direct answer into a paragraph, indicating need to convince, insecurity and obviously: deception. Responding to "please just like you wife":

You're either an investigator/detective with experience, or you're a forensic psychologist. Your post is exactly the type of evaluation I'd expect from someone who has considerable experience and/or training reading people and situations involving post-hoc reconstruction.
 
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