Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

The real question is, how much effort would a troon need to dedicate to convince Lucas he can get pregnant. IMO, not much. They'd just need to conjure up tranny science and
relentlessly use Lucas's own logic against him. The former appears to be happening and all that'd need to happen is give Lucas no breathing room.

Just pester him to the point where he can't escape his own logic. Get him to where he either has to admit his telomeric justifications are ultimately bullshit to get him laid, OR he hathe become the girlfriend. It sounds ridiculous, but I can't envision the former whatsoever. Lucas is THAT stubborn. He's that rare breed of tard that will do something he doesn't want to do as long as people keep telling him to do it.

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Schizo brain in full effect and all over the place.

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ROFL. Nothing much to add here. He's a deep thinker, don't ya know? He thinks about things!!
You think about ways to complain about my thoughts. If you're going to criticize my thoughts go the hell away is not a statement that any sane person would ever make. Thats legit crazy talk that you only hear from people who are batshit mental and have a history of arguing with their therapists. It also manages to show both a profoundly low level of intelligence and major schizo red flags all at once. Lucas told on himself in a big way there and doesn't have the slightest clue

Its questionable morally sometimes is not a grammatically correct sentence at all. He literally got it backwards, it should be its morally questionable sometimes. His teacher in college must have been nearly as stupid as lucas to put him on the honor roll for being a tard. Thats a mistake a fucking 7th grader wouldn't make. He also clearly doesn't understand the 'holy ghost' isn't intended to be taken as being an actual ghost in the way he's implying. Way to read your bible and not understand any of it there lucas. Lucas sure does love to demand evidence of things he doesn't like and refuse to provide any for the things he claims are true. and he has the audacity to accuse others of being hypocrites. Beliefs are irrelevant unless you're a good person doesn't even make any sense. Reality doesn't change based on beliefs or whether or not somebody is a good person. He's slipping back into telling on himself and his subjective reality that he alters in his head as he sees fit to convince himself he's right and totally a good person

That said i'm surprised nobody has tried to push him down the tranny road just to see how difficult it would be and see how far he'd go out of believing he'll get what he wants and pure stubbornness. He's already bi so I doubt it would be all that difficult if the person was careful and determined. Hell, with enough shit flashed in front of his face to tempt his greedy mentality I don't doubt he could be easily tricked into doing a repeat of the LA trip. Its just a matter of ensuring the offer was enough to make his greed overcome what little ability to reason he has. The ultimate combo would be somebody getting him to troon out as some kind of prereq for something he really wanted in LA and then when he got greedy enough to go for it, the troon really does offer him a job this time, with decent pay and the chance for sex with zoomer baes......by doing seedy troon porn. Where of course the zoomer baes would be m2f. Needless to say there would have to be some black guy involved just to fuck with him that much more - no no lucas tyrone gets the biological zoomer baes, why would you want one? You're a girl now. You just get the trans ladies would make him blow a gasket at that point

It would be a fitting final saga for lucas. Doubly so if he desperately called up his parents that time to beg to get bailed out of that trip as well. If they were pissed and embarrassed the first time just wait until he calls them up and tells them hes now lucy, got tricked into going back to LA and ended up doing gay porn and wigging out on some black guy cause he was fuckign some real zoomer baes he wanted until he got baker acted and he totally needs king roy or myrna to fly down and get him out of the nuthouse in LA

At that point they'd probably change their phone numbers, get deadbolts for their doors and tell the psych ward to keep him. He'd essentially be the west coast chris chan at that point, except he's a pedo and wanted to fuck his mother while never actually getting the opportunity. Either that, or they'd say 'sure lucas, we'll even let you come home for good this time' then fly him out to arizona and go on a family picnic wherein lucas would be led out to the desert blindfolded while being told they're playing a game of pin the tail on the donkey and if he keeps the blindfold on he gets an ice cream, then leave him out in the desert and tell anyone who asks he chimped out, left ranting angrily and fucked off and that was the last they saw him. I'm a bit surprised myrna hasn't done that already
 
One thing to remember about Lucas and any possibility of a trans story arc is that Lucas is a coward, desperate for others' approval/desperately insecure, and incredibly lazy. None of those align with being trans, especially at his age, and especially given the current political climate and the possibility of real world consequences.

Even if he were, internally, having an interest/desire to transition I don't think there's any chance he'd actually even take the first step and admit that's he's anything short of a 100% straight, puss puss loving, man's man. He's terrified of being seen as anything effeminate, much less gay, much less trans. While it's true that Lucas cycles through various personas all of them are an attempt to paint him as a rugged free thinking individualist and are all fully performative with zero depth or actual commitment/follow through. He's not going to get women's clothes, or present more female generally, go on meds, and certainly won't get any surgery etc. Again, even if he WANTED to do it, it would require actual work on his part and Lucas is insanely lazy. Lucas will post things online all day but has zero interest in actually putting in any work for any of his supposed ideals or beliefs and any alignment with the LGBTQ world is solely done with the idea that it will appeal to Gen Z girls.
 
Lucas posted another video. He's back to the silent looney notes with bizarre music. He's even doing an exact repeat of every time he does this and ripping the note up after. I wonder what he would do if he did that and then suddenly realized the phone wasn't set to record


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Lucas posted another video. He's back to the silent looney notes with bizarre music. He's even doing an exact repeat of every time he does this and ripping the note up after. I wonder what he would do if he did that and then suddenly realized the phone wasn't set to record


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You already know what he's do. He'd rewrite the entire thing and do it again. I'm sure it's already happened. It's plausible to think he'd tape it back together or some shit and try to play it off, but I don't think his autism would allow it.
 
Lucas knows Gen Z dates Gen X. Quit being bigots who drink haterade and have "sum" drinks and maybe "sum" pizza. Lucas is plenty good!

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1. You forgot to post the link nigger!

2. Just lol at it all, but especially "Maybe even sum pizza".

3. I deeply appreciate the bunny on the other side. It looks like it was already colored too? Usually it's coloring pages or word searches, but I haven't seen one that was already "used". Maybe this will be the one to end his draught???
 
1. You forgot to post the link nigger!

2. Just lol at it all, but especially "Maybe even sum pizza".

3. I deeply appreciate the bunny on the other side. It looks like it was already colored too? Usually it's coloring pages or word searches, but I haven't seen one that was already "used". Maybe this will be the one to end his draught???
For some reason, the link feature was not working for me, but the file attachment feature was. Sorry for the nigger post.
 
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Lucas knows Gen Z dates Gen X. Quit being bigots who drink haterade and have "sum" drinks and maybe "sum" pizza. Lucas is plenty good!
Boy that's a step down from prime rib at Niggerdagger or whatever.

And he has yet to climb up from the whole smelly bum with schizo eyes thing. Nobody wants those fucking telomeres when they're full of schizophrenia.
 
Nice choice of music for that last one. I don't think Wern will be melting any zoomer hearts anytime soon.

I suspect the Mission:Impossible self destructs with his schizo scrawlings is because he was spoken to about leaving them lying around. I really wonder what the more lucid residents there think about him?
 
Do you think Pukas called his wall licking mommy to tell her thanks for buying me ice cream when kids laughed at me for not showering?

Fucking amazing that is a child's coloring sheet he used. This faggot can't even get real paper. His writing is pure caveman, I get he's trying to use ebonics to be "hip" but as a "leftist" ebonics are a no no. Then again, he's the leftist Dr Nigga.

The only cocktail Lucas should have is from Dr. Kevorkian.
 
Do you think Pukas called his wall licking mommy to tell her thanks for buying me ice cream when kids laughed at me for not showering?

Fucking amazing that is a child's coloring sheet he used. This faggot can't even get real paper. His writing is pure caveman, I get he's trying to use ebonics to be "hip" but as a "leftist" ebonics are a no no. Then again, he's the leftist Dr Nigga.

The only cocktail Lucas should have is from Dr. Kevorkian.
On that note i'd laugh my ass off if lucas heard about that woman who called that black kid a nigger for trying to rob her and is making bank on it and got it in his head that if he goes around spokane calling blacks niggers he can start a fundraiser and do the same. I wouldn't put it past him, after all he loves his scams and doesn't have enough brains to tell the difference between those two situations. It would definitely lead to him ending up in jail or the looney bin after people started going at him for it
 
On that note i'd laugh my ass off if lucas heard about that woman who called that black kid a nigger for trying to rob her and is making bank on it and got it in his head that if he goes around spokane calling blacks niggers he can start a fundraiser and do the same. I wouldn't put it past him, after all he loves his scams and doesn't have enough brains to tell the difference between those two situations. It would definitely lead to him ending up in jail or the looney bin after people started going at him for it
Someone send him the Shiloh stuff it’d be Christmas early 🥺
 
1. You forgot to post the link nigger!

2. Just lol at it all, but especially "Maybe even sum pizza".

3. I deeply appreciate the bunny on the other side. It looks like it was already colored too? Usually it's coloring pages or word searches, but I haven't seen one that was already "used". Maybe this will be the one to end his draught???
Yeah, the pizza being 2 day old leftovers that someone else doesn't want.
 
has anything of substance even happened since he was mad at the girl from his home? His uploads are so boring now I hardly ever check the thread. Shaky attraction letters to the void isn’t quite “REDNECK FUCKING NIGGERS” screamed in downtown Spokane. Or the infamous LA trip.

Not much lately from the Wern. 90% of his videos are sperging about religion - it was a popular thing to do in the mid aughts, you know.

I was really hoping for a part deux with the bar/wingman adventure. But the ungrateful prick whined and complained about said wingman only bringing $65 and it not being enough to bring the zoomers swarming.
 
You guys, our cow just isn't moooing. Has the milk run dry? Any speculation on why our resident cow has been silent? Usually the autism and Islamic content ramps up as the weather gets warmer. But we have not heard much from Lucas at all lately. No moooing over the Mr. Mega Steal Your Chick. No grandiose claims about getting a job, either. I wonder if maybe Mallon House staff told him he needed to knock off the autistic videos?
 
You guys, our cow just isn't moooing. Has the milk run dry? Any speculation on why our resident cow has been silent? Usually the autism and Islamic content ramps up as the weather gets warmer. But we have not heard much from Lucas at all lately. No moooing over the Mr. Mega Steal Your Chick. No grandiose claims about getting a job, either. I wonder if maybe Mallon House staff told him he needed to knock off the autistic videos?
Maybe he acknowledged all his faults, realized it isn't in the cards, and turned his life around happily ever after.
 
Lucas posted shorts of his stupid writing for Gen Z with music in the background a few days ago. He's still around and hasn't changed.

But, yes, lolcow Lucas is basically dried up these days. As was said, 90% of his content is boring religious or political crap. There's the occasional pleading for a Gen Z bae, but it's nowhere near like it used to be. Gen Alpha is 15 now, so he'll need to change it up soon.
 
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