Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Too Many Catgirls]

I wouldn't call what he is currently doing productive or work.

I can't even tell anymore if Nick's weird spasms and wandering eye are due to ongoing drug use or extreme boredom. He looks like a kid that is trying not to fall asleep in class half of the time.

 

[AnOminous]

I can't even tell anymore if Nick's weird spasms and wandering eye are due to ongoing drug use or extreme boredom. He looks like a kid that is trying not to fall asleep in class half of the time.

He's obviously suffering, though. For some reason, he's still pretending to be a legal streamer, even though he's obviously an incompetent idiot and knows nothing.

He knows everyone watching is either mentally retarded or showering him with hatred and mockery, and sometimes, he knows he's too dumb to tell when people pretending to be complimenting him are actually insulting him.

Imagine the sheer narc rage. But he can't just flip out and go violently insane. He knows they're watching.

You're on probation, dude.

You're on probation for the next five years.

Suffah, Balldo. You have many months of suffering ahead of you, you dumb motherfucker.

 

[Swole McPole]

If anyone reading this is doing it. You're as bad as Nick and Ralph.

But Nick told me it was perfectly legal to piss on CGoody's memorial page.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Yes, my point is that as he is so amazingly bad at what is maths which even a below average 16 year old should be able to grasp, how did he get onto an undergraduate course.
But someone else explained that his parents effectively bribed a school to take him.

Nick washed out of the first decent school he attended after staying in and playing Everquest all day and not attending lectures. His parents then sent him to SWMSU--a much less expensive option--where he ultimately graduated. I do not think they 'bribed' anyone, but they set the bar low enough for him.

Nick has an interview lined up with "a very important person fighting for freedom" that is involved in the Karen Reed case. It's just a matter of when to bring them on.

"Balls or no balls?"

EDIT: It's Randazza.

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The problem is that his streams are shit and he doesn't give the audience that wants to watch trial coverage good trial coverage

If he put effort into it instead of doing whippets and occasionally saying a stock remark he'd be earning decent superchats again, but he just shows that he still mistakenly and narcissistically thinks that people want to see him for him and not the topic he's covering.

Nick has no clout to get guests on the show or build a long-lasting product or brand. He never did. A lot of his guests were brought on by his fans spamming them to ask them on. Nick no longer has that support of his fans who did all the work for his channel so that he could take credit for it.

Nick's fans and guests' work made Nick's channel.

After looking through the information for Nick's school (Southwest Minnesota State), I'm not sure there are any math requirements there. The requirements are just credit hours in certain course levels, the required classes in the particular degree and a GPA greater than or equal to 2.0.

This is rather unusual, but IMO Nick's school is a very low-tier school in the state.

Its also worth noting that the law school he went to has no explicit cut-off for GPA or LSAT scores. Admission seems rather arbitrary and not strictly based on academic performance.

Most colleges have a retard math course that's basically on the level of remedial high school math for English major speds. If you're not a retard, you can and should take an actual math course despite this, but if you're Nick, you're a retard, so I assume he took the tard course.

Do they not force you to take calculus in most schools? I may be belying my own science degree, but I thought that everyone took at least one course of calculus.

I think there was a significant fee even to process the data because its hours of footage from multiple officers. I forget the exact cost.

It was 50 dollars per hour for an outside contracting firm to redact the footage.

oh yeah @Himedall All-seeing Waifu did your program of arching locals run off all the wine aunts.

Incidentally, yes it did. Nick was spiraling, and he played an active role in his own demise as well.

That is pathetic. I'm no mathwiz but I got through it. If I can do it, literally anyone can do it. Maths is my weakest subject.

Nick's grandfather was a chemical engineer with a degree from Rice. Which indicates a very smart, academically accomplished and hard working guy. Nick's thinking seemed to be that if a "dummy" like his grandpa could get a degree like that, a super-genius like Nick would have no problem with it. So after getting his Creative writing degree, Nick had a brief interval where he explored becoming a chemical engineer.

So I think he went down to the University of Minnesota (twin cities) and took some math classes required for entry into the program. I can't speak to what it is like today at the school, but historically he would have been put into a serious calculus class mostly for science and engineering majors. The class would have been designed to the first "gate" at which to discourage and wash out a whole lot of people. And it probably did that to Nick.

Chemical Engineering is a highly selective and very competitive program at the school. It can also be very difficult even for people with good math/chemistry backgrounds coming in directly from high school. For a guy like Nick four years or more out of high school with probably sub-par high school grades getting into that program was going to be just about impossible.

Even if he had survived the calculus class, he would have had to deal with the physics classes. If he survived the physics classes, he would have had to pick up a whole lot of difficult chemistry in order to survive the chemistry washout classes. And even if he had survived all that, he would have needed an incredibly high GPA from all those classes to get into the chemical engineering program as a transfer student at his age.

Fuck organic chemistry, but anyone can grind through some basic maths like calculus.

Nick never really tried at anything in life, and he was left as a middle-aged man who never accomplished anything.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

Unrelated to this stream, this seemed interesting when I was counting his tweets:

Will Drex be there?

Aw, he's hoping maybe he'll finally get the attention he never got in high school!

I went to Racket's facebook out of curiosity. This was his last post
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Hey, y'all.
Today I crossed over 100,000,000 views on youtube.
I cannot even comprehend getting people to click on a thing with my name attached to it one hundred million times.
I know there are bigger channels and creators on youtube, but this is something that is so overwhelmingly strange to me that I had to share it.
On a completely different note, I'm also the 26th highest superchat earner in the entire world, and the second highest in the United States.
There are 10.3 million youtube channels total, which puts me at the top 0.0003% of the world in that regard. I don't know how to feel about that.
I never expected, in my little life, to excel at anything in this way.
Finally, if you don't know, the creation of my youtube channel was a complete accident. Also, if you haven't been following along, when you see some angry media articles about how the broadcast of USA Trials on social media is really bad, and people earning money off of them harm the process: I invented that. Without a hint of irony, I invented that, and it was an accident.
I have accidentally influenced the entire world, and all I intended to do was tell some jokes on the internet.
Life is weird.

For a supposed English (-ish) major, he has no idea what hubris is.

Or dramatic irony. Link relevant. This one, too.

 

[Bowl of Ramen]

All of that is to say Nick, the smartest man in every room (or at least, someone who believes he is), failed at the starting line and couldn't hack it studying something filled with people who he effectively treats as holes for his non-practicing penis to insert into. What a fucking embarrassment.

He's a former lolyer who doesn't know the Sacco & Vanzetti case. What can he hack?

 

[not william stenchever]

I wouldn't call what he is currently doing productive or work.

He's obviously suffering, though.

Nick is sacrificing his TIME and his EFFORT enduring these HARDSHIPS so that the corn might grow. Ethan Ralph isn't cutting it anymore and if we want the children to be able to eat we must respect how he burns down his entire life and every relationship he has, even those relationships he has with those very children.

 

[Too Many Catgirls]

Imagine the sheer narc rage. But he can't just flip out and go violently insane. He knows they're watching.

You're on probation, dude.

You're on probation for the next five years.

Suffah, Balldo. You have many months of suffering ahead of you, you dumb motherfucker.

Nick is on probation probation and he is also on Internet probation. Wonder which one is worse...

It has to be pure, agonizing hell.

 

[Captain Manning]

Do they not force you to take calculus in most schools? I may be belying my own science degree, but I thought that everyone took at least one course of calculus.

When I went to college, which admittedly was a long time ago, for a CSIS degree, I had to take some English, some arts/humanities, some sciences, some math, and a few other things. These were general ed requirements. They were in addition to the classes actually related to my major. I don't think Calculus was a requirement, but there was some "100 level" math course.

This was not a first-rate college, but they still had to follow certain accreditation requirements for the degree to be worth anything.

I have a hard time believing Nick's undergrad school did not do something similar. I don't think they let him just take English classes and then handed him a Bachelor's Degree.

 

[Soapmore]

Nick has no clout to get guests on the show or build a long-lasting product or brand. He never did. A lot of his guests were brought on by his fans spamming them to ask them on. Nick no longer has that support of his fans who did all the work for his channel so that he could take credit for it.

Nick's fans and guests' work made Nick's channel.

This is a fact.

Nick let the "success" of being in the right place and time go to his head. Always a dumb fucking mistake, for anyone, but Nick enjoyed the smell of his farts so much he had to wash it down with a mountain of cocaine.

 

[datura_binge]

Nick's fans and guests' work made Nick's channel

This is absolutely true. Even at the height of his streaming, he had this attitude of "this is my show you can go stream elsewhere or get on board". Even then half the time he would be all but absent in commentary on his own show. I remember watching his heard/Depp and he could never start on time and he alienated people like Emily Baker, who now have become massively more popular than him just because he's a lazy piece of shit.

He somehow doesn't realize he doesn't have the clout to dictate terms anymore. He's basically Ethan Ralph now.

 

[Yandex Captcha Solver]

Nick isn't the smartest man in any room other than a room he's in alone after all the women left in disgust after he couldn't satisfy them because of his limp dick after begging off sex because he had a "heat allergy."

The ceiling cats still have him beat on intelligence. They will never leave the room.

 

[Strix454]

Do they not force you to take calculus in most schools? I may be belying my own science degree, but I thought that everyone took at least one course of calculus.

Normal colleges in the US will have a math requirement. Science degrees will almost certainly have a strong calculus requirement. In some schools they will allow logic classes or applied math classes for certain areas of study to substitute for calculus. For example, applied statistics can substitute for calculus.

Calculus itself can be offered in different ways:

- Hard-core calculus for science and engineering majors
- Easier calculus for Liberal Arts majors
- pre-calculus pretending to be calculus.

The college Nick went to is - to be honest - not a great school. Its far down the ladder of colleges and universities in Minnesota. They also accept nearly everyone. They should have a math requirement and may have one. But I made a good faith effort to find it and couldn't.

 

[TurdThrower]

I finally realized who Nick reminds me of while watching KC today. It's Andy Dick. Nick is turning into Andy Dick.

I swear I thought the same thing earlier today after watching that part of KC from last night.

 

[ascension failure]

BUT I WANT IT NOW

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If Null has it he's not going to wait around. You'll see it on the next MATI, because otherwise someone else might beat him to the punch.

 

[Dr. Jaime Reyes]

I finally realized who Nick reminds me of while watching KC today. It's Andy Dick. Nick is turning into Andy Dick.

The constant sex jokes, gay vibes, annoying high pitched voice, skelly nerd body, inability to stop drugs/drinking, inability to stop ruining his own life, throwing away all his potential, etc.

More like Andy Dicked am I right

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Nick still has sycophants that he ignores...

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

The college Nick went to is - to be honest - not a great school. Its far down the ladder of colleges and universities in Minnesota. They also accept nearly everyone.

Yes, I've posted all their great stats before. Here are some more/ current:

On the upside, it is relatively affordable (tuition (not including room, board, etc.) is a bit over $10k/year, and 93% of students receive aid, average of about $7xxx per, per Niche. It sits at #720 of 1462 schools for affordability, also per Niche. US News, however, named it in 2023 as top 15 affordable for out of state students [there's no big bump out of state, unusual for public schools].

On the downside, it is currently ranked (by USN) as #30 of 36 ranked MN schools. Of the 6 listed below it, only one shows up in the larger rankings at all. It has a 92% acceptance rate (per US News; 69% per Niche) and a 45% 6-year graduation rate. On US News' scale, it scores 50/100. Per Niche ACT range today is 17-23, out of 36. SAT/ACT is not required for admission (that's become more and more common in recent years; no idea about when he went to school).

Per College Simply, "Southwest Minnesota State University is rated within the lower 33% of four-year colleges nationally and earns a CollegeSimply grade of 4 out of 10."

Smartest guy in the room.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Nick still has sycophants that he ignores...

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Nick is stuck with only complete retards as fans after driving everyone else away. I love this for him.

 

[Meat Target]

I finally realized who Nick reminds me of while watching KC today. It's Andy Dick. Nick is turning into Andy Dick.

The constant sex jokes, gay vibes, annoying high pitched voice, skelly nerd body, inability to stop drugs/drinking, inability to stop ruining his own life, throwing away all his potential, etc.

He wrote Nick's life anthem 20 years earlier.