Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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I must be missing something awesome about Cheesecake Factory food... I don't get why she loves it so much. I had it once and it was overpriced meh. I mean, they do have good cheesecake.

Unless that's like the only semi decent restaurant around them in Bumfuck and its all she has to cling to...

Cheesecake Factory is known for having absolutely enormous portions, pretty much nothing there is under 1000cal. So that's probably why she loves it so much, she only has to get 2 entrees instead of her usual 4!!
 
Unrelated but does bitch n eatin have their own thread? I guess they do count under friends of big AL.

Kei and Bunny are on younow trying to read some horror story and they're both struggling to read it. Did they even make it through elementary school? Here's a screengrab of Bunny giving up on reading and telling Kei to finish.

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They could have solved her issues at work by just setting up her station in one of the handicapped stalls so she'd never have to leave the toilet.

Did we ever find out why she was going to the bathroom so much?

Is it medical or on purpose?

Cheesecake Factory is known for having absolutely enormous portions, pretty much nothing there is under 1000cal. So that's probably why she loves it so much, she only has to get 2 entrees instead of her usual 4!!

So...Is it more than just cheesecake served there? Like...A restaurant? I've literally never been in one.
 
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Unrelated but does bitch n eatin have their own thread? I guess they do count under friends of big AL.

Kei and Bunny are on younow trying to read some horror story and they're both struggling to read it. Did they even make it through elementary school? Here's a screengrab of Bunny giving up on reading and telling Kei to finish.

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If I remember correctly, these two have said that they don't work and are on disability. I just roll my eyes at how many "large" people are doing nothing but sitting at home collecting a check when they should be attempting to do SOME kind of work.
 
Did we ever find out why she was going to the bathroom so much?

Is it medical or on purpose?

I suspect, and this is my own POWERLEVEL from when I was heavier - is that she may have something like IBS, which if its not the constipation kind will indeed make you be in the bathroom ALL the time.



So...Is it more than just cheesecake served there? Like...A restaurant? I've literally never been in one.
And yeah, I thought it was weird too. But they have lots of weird trend-o food.
 
Did we ever find out why she was going to the bathroom so much?

Is it medical or on purpose?

My guess is that she has mudbutt--she takes massive, sticky, soft shits due to her crap diet (high in fats and refined carbs, low in fiber), and takes them frequently due to the sheer volume of food she consumes.

With mudbutt, it's hard enough to wipe yourself clean afterward when you can easily reach your own ass, but due to her size and limited mobility it no doubt takes forever for her to do a totally inadequate job of wiping herself. So not only would she take forever in the restroom, but she'd come back to work still smelling like shit, and god only knows what kind of mess she left in handicapped stall (because you know that's the one she always used--she won't fit in a normal one). We already know she has bad hygiene and a love for cheap, celebrity-branded fragrances--can you imagine working in the same space with that all day?

And if she was taking too long in the restroom every damned day, she would have consistently kept failing to meet whatever production quotas she was under, which would have given the company a clear cause for termination that's extremely hard to argue against.
 
My guess is that she has mudbutt--she takes massive, sticky, soft shits due to her crap diet (high in fats and refined carbs, low in fiber), and takes them frequently due to the sheer volume of food she consumes.

With mudbutt, it's hard enough to wipe yourself clean afterward when you can easily reach your own ass, but due to her size and limited mobility it no doubt takes forever for her to do a totally inadequate job of wiping herself. So not only would she take forever in the restroom, but she'd come back to work still smelling like shit, and god only knows what kind of mess she left in handicapped stall (because you know that's the one she always used--she won't fit in a normal one). We already know she has bad hygiene and a love for cheap, celebrity-branded fragrances--can you imagine working in the same space with that all day?

And if she was taking too long in the restroom every damned day, she would have consistently kept failing to meet whatever production quotas she was under, which would have given the company a clear cause for termination that's extremely hard to argue against.
She made leader board every week! Well so she says.
The way she says she quit is kinda fucked up too, she said she called out sick a few days and then basically just told them she wasn't going back. If it was such an amazing job wouldn't you want to leave on good terms so you can use them as a reference later? I mean does she honestly think YouTube is going to be her career? She's only 26 and it seems she's hit her peek numbers. She had a big boost a year or so ago and even though she get a couple new subscribers here and there she's also losing a bunch that started following her as a weight loss journey channel. Maybe she is pulling a Kailyn and just hoping to survive off of YouTube until she can find herself a sugar momma who will support her.
 
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Huh, at least she's self-aware that she has a problem - both her weight, and her inability to stick to any plan (impulse control/discipline). Too bad that self-awareness won't lead to anything.

For anyone who can't stomach it: three and a half minutes of that video is Amberlynn having increasingly sassier and louder revelations about her weight and garbage diet at 1AM, in ten second increments. Fully expect her to be back at "I'm a strong independent 500lb woman who don't need no weight loss plan" levels of delusion by her next Texas Roadhouse feeding.
 
Or another possibility would be diabetes. If she was constantly going to the bathroom, it could have just been to pee. And I would high suspect it because she's admitted several times that she doesn't like to drink water, so the multiple trips wouldn't be from her water intake. Constantly peeing is a huge sign of diabetes and because she is so big, it would of had to take her awhile to do her business just in general I presume.

But wait, shit, Queen AL doesn't have diabetes despite a mountain of symptoms, silly me what was a I thinking.
 
I just watched her most recent vlog with Mary and wow Mary seems like she is totally done with Amber. Throwing major shade anytime Amber mentions something. I'm assuming she wasn't thrilled with the backlash she got from Amber telling everyone she is against gay marriage. It's almost uncomfortable to watch.
 
I just watched her most recent vlog with Mary and wow Mary seems like she is totally done with Amber. Throwing major shade anytime Amber mentions something. I'm assuming she wasn't thrilled with the backlash she got from Amber telling everyone she is against gay marriage. It's almost uncomfortable to watch.

Big Al has no choice but to put up with it. There aren't that many people willing to drive her around, so she either puts up with their shit or she'll have to call a taxi. Since she's unable and unwilling to drive, she really should move somewhere that has stores within walking distance. (Yeah, walking, right? LOL)
 

Huh, at least she's self-aware that she has a problem - both her weight, and her inability to stick to any plan (impulse control/discipline). Too bad that self-awareness won't lead to anything.
She only does that so people can complement her and tell her shes strong etc etc, it's all bullshit. Part of her cycle. She knows her diet is shit, she wont do anything about it.
 
I suspect, and this is my own POWERLEVEL from when I was heavier - is that she may have something like IBS, which if its not the constipation kind will indeed make you be in the bathroom ALL the time.




And yeah, I thought it was weird too. But they have lots of weird trend-o food.

I just looked at their menu out of morbid curiosity. They seem to be trying really hard to pretend to be healthy, but with 250 items on the menu, with highlights such as "fried Mac and cheese", I'm not buying the healthy thing. There is no way that most of that food isn't Frozen and reheated. I hate restaurants with a million different items. It always stresses me out.

Also... "Glamburgers". *Eye roll*

My guess is that she has mudbutt--she takes massive, sticky, soft shits due to her crap diet (high in fats and refined carbs, low in fiber), and takes them frequently due to the sheer volume of food she consumes.

With mudbutt, it's hard enough to wipe yourself clean afterward when you can easily reach your own ass, but due to her size and limited mobility it no doubt takes forever for her to do a totally inadequate job of wiping herself. So not only would she take forever in the restroom, but she'd come back to work still smelling like shit, and god only knows what kind of mess she left in handicapped stall (because you know that's the one she always used--she won't fit in a normal one). We already know she has bad hygiene and a love for cheap, celebrity-branded fragrances--can you imagine working in the same space with that all day?

And if she was taking too long in the restroom every damned day, she would have consistently kept failing to meet whatever production quotas she was under, which would have given the company a clear cause for termination that's extremely hard to argue against.

Maybe power level? I don't think so, but better to err on caution. Once upon a time I worked somewhere with a really strict production quota. Some people would get nervous about it and refuse to drink all day so they wouldn't have to run to the bathroom. During the summer months people would inevitably pass out on job despite the companys best efforts to get people to stay hydrated.

At the same job, there was a guy I know who had crohns disease, which will literally cause you to shit yourself. He's able to manage it well enough at this job that he's not only worked there for years, but got promoted to a supervisor at some point.

Point is, i think AL just didn't want to work.
 
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