Zoosadist Claudio Hernández Castañeda / FakeAFClausMystery / ClausMystery / ClausWritesThings / ClausofLions / Yayotzin / Yayofangamer / Gonebythedust - Mexican Furfaggot. Disowned Synthcel. Cub Fur Author. Pseudo-Diety of the Popufurs. Hates Gringos. Bisexual Shapeshifter. The Raped. Tracheal Tube Tard. Pink Triangle Halal. Total OPsec Disaster. A Lesson in Lurking. Still The Same Nigger 10 Years later.

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Everytime this faggot @Claudio Hernández Castañeda posts, the thread gets 1 or 2 more pages.

When he's here posting I feel better knowing that he's not out there raping feral cats or spreading AIDS to those nice fellows at the Antifaz club.

 

[JohnnyGringo]

Knowing how many of the gringos that died here were retarded tourists, should I feel sad about this or...?

You're either too fucking retarded, or too busy with cat bussy to realize this but you don't live in Tepito, nor in Los Doctores. If Ethan Ralph, a typical fat obnoxious American Gringo, can go to Mexico City, fuck a few whores out there, and be okay, then it's not as dangerous as you think it is.

Besides aren't you Chilangos bitching and moaning about GRINGO GENTRIFICATION? About how Gringos are going, EN MASSE, into Mexico City neighborhoods, renting apartments?

Edit: Found this as well

 

[Xev]

I hope this retard did sperg about his kf thread to his mom. I also hope she reads it and finally does the needful by kicking out her loser faggot pedo-zoophile 30 year old 'son'. I mean is he even really a son if he can't give her heirs? He's basically just an ugly, hairy woman with no uterus at this point.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

I hope this retard did sperg about his kf thread to his mom. I also hope she reads it and finally does the needful by kicking out her loser faggot pedo-zoophile 30 year old 'son'. I mean is he even really a son if he can't give her heirs? He's basically just an ugly, hairy woman with no uterus at this point.

Maybe they will forge a bond closer together because of their similarities. Claudio did say his mom had a hysterectomy. Now they're both ugly hairy women with no uteruses.

 

[The Strongest Haaton]

@Claudio Hernández Castañeda So let me get this straight. If I showed you this image,

the sexiest part to you would be the cat being pet and not the woman? Or is this cat too old?

 

[Telvanni]

Good luck proving murder in a self defense case, illiterate gringo. Reminder: You have to prove 3 things: INTENT, OPPORTUNITY, MALICE.

Ahaha al garete
Agregame a la lista maricón.

 

[Spooky Space Kook]

@Claudio Hernández Castañeda
Who is the sexiest cat of them all?
Tony the Tiger, Chester Cheetah, Tigger from Winnie the Pooh or the Detroit Lions mascot? Garfield? Or maybe Puss in Boots from Shrek. If you ask nicely maybe I'll send you a copy of Shrek 2 on Blu-ray your way.

 

[DoNotFeedTheSneed]

@Claudio Hernández Castañeda
Who is the sexiest cat of them all?
Tony the Tiger, Chester Cheetah, Tigger from Winnie the Pooh or the Detroit Lions mascot? Garfield? Or maybe Puss in Boots from Shrek. If you ask nicely maybe I'll send you a copy of Shrek 2 on Blu-ray your way.

According to him it’s Red XIII from Final Fantasy 7

Which, uhh…

He has tripled down on this not being pedophilia btw

¹Let's ignore the fact the whole 15-16 year old development stage element is an estimate made by humans in the game. Any species would die off if it took them 100+ years to be ready to reproduce. Most real life (animal) mammals need less than 4 years to be ready, guys.

 

[Spooky Space Kook]

According to him it’s Red XIII from Final Fantasy 7
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Which, uhh…
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He has tripled down on this not being pedophilia btw

Of course it had to be from Final Fantasy... This guy almost matches Justin RPG levels of autism in terms of wanting to fuck obscure or weird characters from video games. I guess using Cool Cat as bait in a sting operation is out of the question for this guy.

 

[Po's Cootah]

@Claudio Hernández Castañeda So let me get this straight. If I showed you this image,
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the sexiest part to you would be the cat being pet and not the woman? Or is this cat too old?

SHHHHH, don't give him any fap material

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

I think Claudio is a bit confused. Maybe not enough oxygen is getting through the tube. Clogged by cat hair maybe? Let me explain something. A Catholic is a religion. A Cataholic is someone addicted to cats. A common error for non English speakers, so it's understandable. Claudio, please correct your error and cease calling yourself a Catholic. You are a Cataholic feline fornicator.

 

[Claudio Hernández Castañeda]

I hope this retard did sperg about his kf thread to his mom. I also hope she reads it and finally does the needful by kicking out her loser faggot pedo-zoophile 30 year old 'son'.

Are you speaking from experience? I wonder when will you faggots even realize that most of the problems USA has was for kicking your children out at 18.

Oh well, if not, I will wait until it's too late.

I mean is he even really a son if he can't give her heirs? He's basically just an ugly, hairy woman with no uterus at this point.

>if he can't give her heirs?
Wait a fucking minute. Can you guys keep a single lane and stay on it? Do you want non-hetero men to have children or not?

Also, do you want my genetic ailment to keep continuing too? You are really bad at this.

>He's basically just an ugly, hairy woman with no uterus at this point.

What the fuck does that mean? Did your brain break? He and "uterus" can't fit together (for obvious reasons)

According to him it’s Red XIII from Final Fantasy 7

...So, this is like the 4th time you guys keep (essentially) saying that 48+ years gives someone the same experience as a 15 year old.

Makes sense if you ask me! /sneed

the sexiest part to you would be the cat being pet and not the woman? Or is this cat too old?

Quick question: Why do you have this on your hardrive?

Claudio did say his mom had a hysterectomy. Now they're both ugly hairy women with no uteruses.

Is this mental disorder you guys are showing a consequence of being a KF user? Because not only you unironically sound like a retarded leftoid, but none of your hypothetical statements are founded in reality.

Besides aren't you Chilangos bitching and moaning about GRINGO GENTRIFICATION? About how Gringos are going, EN MASSE, into Mexico City neighborhoods, renting apartments?

I don't blame those retired gringos for going somewhere cheaper.

So you are waiting until the 25th to post your evidence. Why? Don’t you want to clear your name ASAP? You say you have something capable of doing that in your DMs with @Tread Miller. Post it.

No. I want Tread Miller to be useful for once. My name isn't marred anyways, it's going to be clean until I die.

So you were being disingenuous when making claims about your neighborhood. Almost like you either constantly lie or are too retarded to know the truth.

Spark, I am sorry for saying this, but just because you are sub 90 IQ and you aren't intellectually capable of detecting nuance, it doesn't mean I am lying.

Ah yes, that he's a christian with a loving wife that's only a wee bit delusional.

Disgusting, Butch Hartman is in a dominionit based DOOMSDAY CULT. Ever heard of their Seven Mountain Mandate?

https://youtu.be/azZBURmeCvY

You fucking RETARD

(L)

This is exactly why no one curious about my case, from outside, will ever believe your claims. You can't even do basic research, detect nuance, or aren't taking this seriously.

Do you even know what's supposed to happen when "the Second Coming of Christ" happens? The fucking end times.

You fucking imbecile, you are really pissing me off.

Meanwhile you actively used an image from a creepypasta written by a FURRY PEDOPHILE THAT WELL DOCUMENTED HAS GROOMED MINORS

You do know the character isn't owned by that retard, right? Don't act like it's not common knowledge at this point. It's owned by the same dude that made Lord X for fucks sake.

Again, disingenuous gringos will always be disingenuous.

I think Claudio is a bit confused. Maybe not enough oxygen is getting through the tube. Clogged by cat hair maybe?

Interesting deduction. Tell me, what's the healthy range of oxygen a human must have? It's a number range, btw. I will know that you used Google if you cheat.

 

[DoNotFeedTheSneed]

No. I want Tread Miller to be useful for once. My name isn't marred anyways, it's going to be clean until I die.

He’s banned until the 25th. You’re gonna have to do it now.

 

[NuIItley]

Sorry for being late and retarded, but this pedophilic brown disabled zoophile being a (former, excommunicated. That is actually so fucking embarrassing. Imagine being excommunicated from one of the most pathetic communities on the Internet for being far too much of a nigger.) Synthcel does not surprise me one single bit. Also what's up with his sentence structuring? I can barely understand his posts, I have to go through them twice or thrice to understand what he's trying to say.

 

[The Strongest Haaton]

Quick question: Why do you have this on your hardrive?

I attached it via a link. I think we know who has now has it saved to his own hard drive though. Unfortunately for you, as it is a stock image, you would need to pay to have the cat not be covered by a watermark. Do you have that kind of cash on you?

 

[Heavy Duty Boots]

CHILANGO Y FURRO JAJAJAJAJAJAJA

 

[David Thoughie]

GEEEEEG

GEEEEEG

GEEEEEG

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[Sperg Spectating]

Sorry for being late and retarded, but this pedophilic brown disabled zoophile being a (former, excommunicated. That is actually so fucking embarrassing. Imagine being excommunicated from one of the most pathetic communities on the Internet for being far too much of a nigger.) Synthcel does not surprise me one single bit.

Mexicans are actually Coby's main audience. Probably something to do with Breakers.

Also what's up with his sentence structuring? I can barely understand his posts, I have to go through them twice or thrice to understand what he's trying to say.

He is ESL, and was bullied for it heavily here. To compensate, he tries to word his posts in a way that makes him as smart as possible. Unfortunately, Claudio isn't smart. So this just makes him sound even more retarded.

This is exactly why no one curious about my case, from outside, will ever believe your claims. You can't even do basic research, detect nuance, or aren't taking this seriously.

"No one will believe that I have cub porn on my cub porn fetish accounts because YOU have a Fairly Odd Parents profile picture."
Yes Claudio. Keep winning. You truly are the king of the jungle.

 

[FOUND YOU!]

This is exactly why no one curious about my case, from outside, will ever believe your claims.

So because he has a Doug Dimmadome pfp, that proves you didn’t jerk off to cub porn? I don’t get it.

 

[CallmeCicada]

So because he has a Doug Dimmadome pfp, that proves you didn’t jerk off to cub porn? I don’t get it.

You Doug don't get dat he Dough couldn't have Doug darn done it if Doug darn Dimmadome darn did Doug did it, can't you darn Dimmadont darn see it?