It was an era-defining catalyst on par with the eternal corn harvest. Imagine being in the shoes Harry "The Iron Foot" Morris and witnessing how much Ralph escalated everything instantaneously. Yeah, I'm sure he was fully aware of the Ragepig's affinity to enter holler mode, but he had to be dumbfounded. TBH, Harreh handled that entire situation about as well as one could ,considering he didn't want to become estranged from his granddaughter and extremely retarded daughter.
It was also a perfect contrast between that situation and all the stupid shit Vickers did. Vickers put all of this effort into weird legal stunts, hinting at leaking out information, starting a gay podcast, making friends with random alogs and generally acting like a genius while being a complete fucking retard. Then Harry shows up, smashes all of Ralph's shit and laughs at him. Really showed Vickers how it's done.
Ralph would do far better finding e-mommy but unfortunately his coomer sex pest ways ensure it can’t happen. Dumb women feel sorry for guys like Ralph. If he could resist being a creepy, needy, codependent, desperately horny manchild he could gather a small army of e-thots and women trying to grift rightwing politics bs. They would grift attention off of Ralph’s self-created sektur drama tornado as long as they don’t have to fuck, sext or pretend to have any romantic interest. They would be his e-friends in exchange and be nicer than those mean old e-daddies that spanked and abandoned Ralph. (Akin to how Rikeita “pretended” to be gay so cheerleaders would hang out with him)
The grand finale was May fleeing Mexico, probably saving Roxy’s life, while Ralph raided Dax’s drug drawer, danced on stream and got taken out for icecream.
Built like a water logged river corpse. Actually disgusting.
Those are stretch marks. Really big stretch marks that fold in.
People like Ralph are why I'll never take white nationalism seriously. If your entire self-worth is based around carrying blonde hair and blue eyes genes while crawling out of white trash nutsack when you were conceived in a Memphis trailer park and taking credit for the accomplishments of other white men, your genes are the equivalent of absolute dogshit.
Poor Roxanna and Xander...
God only knows what Ethan Ralph
would do if his gunt were the Pokemon ditto, which can transform into things... 
“How many white children dew yew have? Ah said HOW MANY WHITE CHILDREN DEW YEW HAVE”
I'd forgotten that Dax took home defense advice from Sleepy Joe
If that’s an example of superior Aryan genetics, the white race is doomed.
"Hey Ralph, I left that loaded shotgun behind you in case someone breaks in.I'd forgotten that Dax took home defense advice from Sleepy Joe
oopsie doodles
