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Will the "MMA" fight between Gabe Hoffman and Ethan Ralph 🐷 happen?

  • YES!

    Votes: 25 7.3%
  • lol no

    Votes: 316 92.7%

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Harry destroying that belt set off the greatest three months in Ralph history. From sperging out about the belt being held hostage (and having daddy Dick write Harry an email), to the blaze studio crashout, to the Killstream movie, to Ralphamania, to the being thrown off of an airplane to Italy... Man, what a time to be alive. It was glorious.
It was an era-defining catalyst on par with the eternal corn harvest. Imagine being in the shoes Harry "The Iron Foot" Morris and witnessing how much Ralph escalated everything instantaneously. Yeah, I'm sure he was fully aware of the Ragepig's affinity to enter holler mode, but he had to be dumbfounded. TBH, Harreh handled that entire situation about as well as one could ,considering he didn't want to become estranged from his granddaughter and extremely retarded daughter.

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It was an era-defining catalyst on par with the eternal corn harvest. Imagine being in the shoes Harry "The Iron Foot" Morris and witnessing how much Ralph escalated everything instantaneously. Yeah, I'm sure he was fully aware of the Ragepig's affinity to enter holler mode, but he had to be dumbfounded. TBH, Harreh handled that entire situation about as well as one could ,considering he didn't want to become estranged from his granddaughter and extremely retarded daughter.

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It was also a perfect contrast between that situation and all the stupid shit Vickers did. Vickers put all of this effort into weird legal stunts, hinting at leaking out information, starting a gay podcast, making friends with random alogs and generally acting like a genius while being a complete fucking retard. Then Harry shows up, smashes all of Ralph's shit and laughs at him. Really showed Vickers how it's done.

You can even see the results of it today. Ralph is always crawling into California and is latched to the Vickers family forever but New York? Completely separated.
 
"Yew got dem Aryan genetics, Xander!"
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Piggy is love bombing the next retarded e-girl. For someone who's tweeting "Trust no bish" on a regular basis he's trusting a lot of bishes. Let's see how long it takes for her to be so disgusted by his advances that she drops his pathetic simp calls and messages.
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Ralph would do far better finding e-mommy but unfortunately his coomer sex pest ways ensure it can’t happen. Dumb women feel sorry for guys like Ralph. If he could resist being a creepy, needy, codependent, desperately horny manchild he could gather a small army of e-thots and women trying to grift rightwing politics bs. They would grift attention off of Ralph’s self-created sektur drama tornado as long as they don’t have to fuck, sext or pretend to have any romantic interest. They would be his e-friends in exchange and be nicer than those mean old e-daddies that spanked and abandoned Ralph. (Akin to how Rikeita “pretended” to be gay so cheerleaders would hang out with him)
Harry destroying that belt set off the greatest three months in Ralph history. From sperging out about the belt being held hostage (and having daddy Dick write Harry an email), to the blaze studio crashout, to the Killstream movie, to Ralphamania, to the being thrown off of an airplane to Italy... Man, what a time to be alive. It was glorious.
The grand finale was May fleeing Mexico, probably saving Roxy’s life, while Ralph raided Dax’s drug drawer, danced on stream and got taken out for icecream.

Later we learned Dax thought Ralph died on his couch and wanted him to GTFO out of his house. Ralph has never been allowed back since.

It really was peak Ralph BPD Xanax booze mania.
 
"Yew got dem Aryan genetics, Xander!"
People like Ralph are why I'll never take white nationalism seriously. If your entire self-worth is based around carrying blonde hair and blue eyes genes while crawling out of white trash nutsack when you were conceived in a Memphis trailer park and taking credit for the accomplishments of other white men, your genes are the equivalent of absolute dogshit.
 
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People like Ralph are why I'll never take white nationalism seriously. If your entire self-worth is based around carrying blonde hair and blue eyes genes while crawling out of white trash nutsack when you were conceived in a Memphis trailer park and taking credit for the accomplishments of other white men, your genes are the equivalent of absolute dogshit.
“How many white children dew yew have? Ah said HOW MANY WHITE CHILDREN DEW YEW HAVE” :diddler:
 
I'd forgotten that Dax took home defense advice from Sleepy Joe :story:
"Hey Ralph, I left that loaded shotgun behind you in case someone breaks in.

I know you're fucked up on drugs, your wife and kid just abandoned you and you're known for suicide baiting, but it's for home defense only!

Let me just make sure the camera's working and the stream is on. Ack, ack, ack, ack."
 
"Hey Ralph, I left that loaded shotgun behind you in case someone breaks in.

I know you're fucked up on drugs, your wife and kid just abandoned you and you're known for suicide baiting, but it's for home defense only!

Let me just make sure the camera's working and the stream is on. Ack, ack, ack, ack."
“And then you almost overdose and die off camera instead Ralph!”

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