Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 21.5%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.4%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 83 28.3%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 43 14.7%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 100 34.1%

  • Total voters
    293
Sell it as in “encourage content creators to switch to supertips” or “assist Melton to sell the supertips business to someone else”?

The “passive income” slip makes me think it might be the latter. Has Nick involved himself in a potentially legally disastrous business dealing?
If I was Melton the last person I would want promoting something was Nicky.
I think the more likely explanation of the shilling is the one that makes note of Nicky's eggo. Nicky hates being called a broke bum and the super tips allow him to conceal his poverty.
 
That used to concern me when I thought he was redeemable and was just going through a rough patch or something. There was a time when most people wanted to see him pull up and succeed.

Now I just want to see him fuck up his life even more and laugh at him.
He had his chance last year. All he had to do was accept responsibility for his wrongdoings, apologize to all his fans, admit to everything publicly, and move the fuck on.
He did none of that.

Now the best thing that can happen for everyone around him is for him to fucking die.
Because he is on a one-way ego trip to ruin everyone's lives.
 
The charismatic voice should react to this.
She's adorable. She has my gratitude for covering Kate Bush.

I just can't imagine being that oldest boy.

I hope he joins the army or something and just leaves instead of thinking he hast to stay around and try and be a hero for the younger ones.
Imagine a much skinnier nerdier and shorter Nick Rekieta. Steve Rogers before the serum. He's not going into the military.
 
He used to be a lot more functional and educated people about the law.
This is true and it's kind of easy to forget given the current state of him. While it was always clear that he was somewhat out of his depth when the conversation strayed outside the topic of criminal defense, he was at one time perfectly capable of, and actually enthusiastic about, explaining basic legal concepts to youtuber viewers.
 
Nah, this is exactly what he deserves. He gave up the American Dream of being a respected youtube millionaire, streaming big trials with other lawtube people and ruling that sphere as the lawpope. He gave up having a nice house, with a wife he loves and 5 kids and everything they desire, all so he could talk about the balldo live-on stream, drink alcohol and do drugs until the breaking point where a mandatory reporter was required for the good of the family, and to join a polycule because being a goo eating cuckold is almost as pleasing to him as watching Jamaican BBC bulls split his wife in two.
He threw away the dream life that was given to him on a silver platter, all so that he could indulge in his hedonistic pigsty and now this is exactly where he is, rolling around in mud with other nobodies as you said. At least the ragepig pretends he's still a big deal, Nick actively wants to do anything BUT whatever made him famous and rich in the first place. Nick deserves everything he gets.
Nick's story is the perfect anti-drug warning:

Cocaine and alcohol are so important to Nick that he stopped caring about his near perfect life that anyone would have killed for, let it fall apart, and now, self admittedly, only knows how to be happy under the influence. Yet he still doesn't understand why that's a problem.
 
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First, it’s important to clarify that a “full medical examination” does not, in itself, rule out cocaine exposure in children. Unless we’re limiting the definition of exposure to cases involving acute cardiac distress from high-dose ingestion, the absence of observable medical complications doesn’t negate the possibility of contact or ingestion.

Second, the statement that “they did full medical examinations” suggests that a comprehensive evaluation was conducted—including, a sexual assault (SA) exam—given the context. A positive cocaine screen in a child is not a routine finding; it typically triggers a multidisciplinary assessment due to the potential for abuse, environmental neglect, or intentional administration. In such cases, SA exams are often part of protocol—not because anyone is eager to jump to conclusions, but because the implications of not performing one are substantially worse. Let that sink in.
 
We get it Nick it was all just one big conspiracy: the police, the state forensic lab, cps, teachers, everyone at your church, your in-laws, your nanny, your kid's dance instructor, they're all in on it.
Why does he continue to make a compelling case for the release of the body camera footage? The citizens of Candy Yoshi County need to see this footage to restore faith in their public servants!
 
We get it Nick it was all just one big conspiracy: the police, the state forensic lab, cps, teachers, everyone at your church, your in-laws, your nanny, your kid's dance instructor, they're all in on it.
He keeps mentioning this big conspiracy, but he's yet to actually say why all these random, unrelated people would want to come together and conspire to ruin Nick's life if he's innocent.
 
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I won’t go so far as to say that these tweets are fully coherent or truthful, but they are a lot less insane than his typical 4AM ramblings about Aaron’s goo and replying to single-digit follower accounts with things like “Why do you NEED my children to not do cocaine?”

I wonder if the nitrous abuse has afflicted Nick with Sundown Syndrome?
 
Northern tryhard hicks are the worst. Nick is not outdoorsy, he isn't from the south and him listening to basic bitch country as a trust fund baby from Minnesota fits the tryhard hick persona perfectly. I knew he reminded me of people I hate at a subconscious level, now i now why. I know a lot of these people who waved around confederate flags and were born and raised in Illinois, Wisconsin and Minnesota. I have no issue with a guy from Alabama raising his stars and bars, but its poser shit for great lakes peoples. Fake Degen, Fake Hic, Fake Lawyer, Fake Father, Nick is a poser and can never be cool.
Being from MN isn't why it's wrong - America is full of variations on a country theme, and though Southerners do it best, the Midwest, including the Upper Midwest, has its strain. It has an accent like KarmicX*, and the F150 likely has a boat behind it every spring and fall before the lake freezes and the day after the ice-out, and the fried fish is walleye rather than trout, but it's all American. As is country music. Cowboys out West plucked banjos, too. Hell, there are California cowboys, and not even all of them are Mexican. Cowboy music, too. Buck Owens and Dwight Yoakam stand as emblems of the Bakersfield sound in country (sure, Owens was born in TX, but early moved West and west-er), and Owens influenced people like Merle Haggard and Brad Paisley. And I have been to see Dwight Yoakam in a Northern state; I promise you the entire crowd looked straight out of rural (white) Georgia.

I agree with you: Yankees and Westerners don't really get it, but they're not posers by default.

ALL THAT SAID, and even despite his Texas roots, Nick fits none of the groups and has none of the qualifications: He hasn't held a hammer in his life, and if he did, he bent the nail. He doesn't take care of his home (can't even attach a cabinet door) or his property; he doesn't have - or need - a truck to haul stuff; he neither hunts nor fishes, probably doesn't even know what a jon boat is; he has no twang nor rurality to his voice (whiny nasality doesn't count); he's probably never sat on a stump nor split wood; he doesn't love America; and he has no soul, no sentimentality not directed at himself, and no concept of real heartbreak.

...Unfortunately, thinking about various cultures, I just thought-expanded to almost having a sliver of...comprehension about one teeny-tiny aspect of Nick's misfit life in Minnesota, even though I'd say that whereas for other people it would be a big factor in their social world, his personal self and sins all but obliterates it. Still, it exists, and it might account for a touch of the sting he's felt in Spicer/Willmar:

Minnesota is notoriously difficult for non-Minnesotans to be fully integrated into socially. Without going too anthropologically deep or in detail, I have heard, for decades and from dozens and dozens of people from all walks of life, accounts of never, ever being fully comfortable and "at home" with Minnesota as your social life if you come from elsewhere. Many move-ins find their larger circles with other people from elsewhere, or at least "half & half" couples. It's not necessarily hostility; sometimes it's just that people have their circles still from high school (even if they moved elsewhere and boomeranged back with their spouse in tow, which is very, very common).

But also it's that there's an unspoken and often impossible-to-nail-down cultural/social undercurrent that others can feel, sometimes learn to spot, but never truly intuitively operate in completely. And it's that thing that will get you cross-wise with Deb and Barb and uninvited to go deer hunting (or to the dinner parties, whatever your echelon) from now until forever.

Once you are cast out, there is no coming back. You will thereafter at most experience seemingly perfunctory polite inquiries in unavoidable social situations, and those inquiries will forever be blank-faced and bland-seeming - but they will in reality be sharp probes to dig up something to evaluate and judge or confirm prior judgment, toss a subtle but undermining barb at in response, speculate as soon as the other person is (nearly) out of hearing range, and later drop casual gossip bombs that look and sound like nothing on the surface, but are social Chernobyls - lasting and ugly.

And a key characteristic of Minnesota social mores, particularly to the outsiders wandering in, is that whereas the welcome to outsiders is a mild pleasantness and unimpeachably neutral withholding, underlaid with mostly inoffensive disinterest and perhaps a theoretical potential openness to conditional acceptance or persuasion; the snubbing of those who offend is swift, silent, and ruinous. Children will be pitied and tongues will tut.

Again, Nick has never had anything but snobbery toward his neighbors and relatives, being the sophiste he believes himself to be, even as he sat and pretended to worship God in the pews next to them. The feeling was 100% mutual, guaranteed, long before Nick and Kayla became obviously dissolute, merely from his abrasive and self-centered rude style. Probably the pastor even tried at points to reach out, be more welcoming than the flock tends naturally to be with those who don't immediately blend right in.

However, with Kayla having family in the congregation, it could and should have been much different, so obviously Nick went out of his way to reject before rejection, then get mad when it was reciprocated. Minnesotans hate showboats, even not overly crass, drugged-out, intentionally rude and arrogant ones; you can be prominent and magnetic and people will flock to you, as anywhere, but you'd better be understated, accessible, and considered in your manner, or at least take the edge off your shrill voice and learn how not to turn a church meeting into a bitter shouting match.

Tl; dr: Minnesotans will cut an outsider bitch, and even what are usually minor infractions can take years to heal, so for anyone else I might have some compassion just for the stealth brutality of it, but for Nick (and weak Kayla), The Lottery worked for once.
 
You had the chance to buckbreak the government and score an undisputed W, get your kids back and do a victory lap.......and instead decided to be CPS' bitch for the next six months and beg and cry for use immunity.

"I would have kicked the government's ass, but I was le tired"


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Correct me if I’m wrong but didn’t 3x Race Car Destroyer, Coomalot, say point blank that Nick was spending 20k on drugs a month? Goddamn Nick is stupid. I hope he’s reading this and hitting himself like a sperg realizing he outed himself.
Yes. It's amazing how much shit you can piece together by letting idiots run their mouths.
 
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a lot less insane than his typical 4AM ramblings about Aaron’s goo
I just picked the interesting ones. There's a lot more. He actually started his morning with a cum tweet.

The one thing he hasn't replied to is people asking about his kids being "rarely"exposed.
 
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