Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Illuminati Order Official]

[Archive]

He can't even get the quote right. It's "I suck dick for cock".
Weak. Pathetic. Cucked.

 

[JustTheFaxcts]

I noticed this too, he keeps hounding her about October 27th. When she says she last texted April on Janurary 1st Nick's tone gets a lot softer and he asks "Kiki" when April last called. A minute after she says the last call was November 14th he goes on his 15 whippet spree.

But Nick, why do you NEED to know the date. How does that affect you personally when Keanu talked to April?!

 

[SomeGuy1111]

Just a collection of clips:

Nick admits he missed a drug test. Strange mistake for a guy who was supposedly focused on getting his kids back

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Nick claims he taught April how to use nitrous, coke, molly, and ketamine

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As others have pointed out, Nick instantly named the date off the top of his head that he thought April last had contact with Keanu. He sounded like a total control freak

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Kayla wasn't happy with the April situation and Nick would fuck April behind her back

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Nick claims he got April's permission to air her dirty laundry in public months before they broke contact. And he never double checked with her even after she got a new boyfriend. I don't believe him, but even if we take it at face value he still sounds like a scumbag for potentially causing friction in April's new relationship. More likely, he just never stopped talking to April and is hiding her from Kayla and/or Kayla's family

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Nick moved April into his parent's house.

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Supposedly Kayla almost divorced Nick

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[Illuminati Order Official]

It's so hilarious to watch Nick being so fucking angry and just to laugh at his anger. He can literally do nothing. He can just rage, while you laugh at him. He's so fucking hilarious.

That's unfair. He can punch himself in the head like a retard, as he was confirmed to do when he's filled with impotent rage.

 

[Historical Strelkov]

Nick and Ethan should collab.

 

[nelly98]

Still catching up, I haven't seen it yet, so not sure if this has been posted yet, but if it hasn't I'm gonna be disappointed.

 

[Captain Manning]

I know this will be an unpopular opinion, but Keanu is such a catty bitch, I kinda love her.

She has her moments. Much like Aaron, I find her more honest than Nick at least.

After last night, this is no longer an unpopular opinion. Multiple people unironically called her Queen Keanu in the thread. Pages 8980-8995 ish.

I didn't. I think that's a bit ridiculous.

That said, I do think she deserves some props for how she handled herself the other day.

Kayla is a useless whore who doesn't even care about her own children, why do people keep thinking she can saved?

I dunno. For @Fapcop's benefit?

He should really switch to Chaney now, TBH. We got him off April, so we can maybe upgrade him further.

Nick and Ethan should collab.

Which one? There's two Ethans looking to suck his dick.

 

[Halbschwanz]

dude she pretended not to know how to find the most recent text message for like 15 minutes about the most miniscule shit and that's all it took for nick to become an abusive boyfriend.

Is Crackets just Sekturite Onision?

Nick's MO is to act smarter than you and twist your words against you. He does this every time Josh or PPP says something about him. That's how he debates everyone.

"Debates" is a very loose word here. Most of his live fire exercises were screaming at people who either deferred to him (Lawtube guests) or were such easy targets that anyone capable of forming short term memories could outmaneuver them (Duncan, barely.) Even his pilpul schtick with Null and PPP only appears workable because he doesn't have to think on his feet and doesn't immediately have someone calling him a retard. Remember how he started sperging out when Eric July called him a whitebread ass nigga? The guy's historically been shit arguing on his feet. Keanu's pushback blindsided him, which was why he lost it so hard.

 

[AnOminous]

Still catching up, I haven't seen it yet, so not sure if this has been posted yet, but if it hasn't I'm gonna be disappointed.

Imagine being in your 40s and doing whippets. Imagine being that pathetic.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

But that faggy california-valley-girl lilt he has in his voice, I don't know how to explain it...his voice just sounds fucking gay.

He says “new” instead of “no” which is like level 10 prissy gay lisp shit. “New, New, new Keanu!”

It’s the least authoritative way I’ve ever heard a man say the word “no”

 

[blackface enthusiast]

Enjoy the read. You can only do it once, and it is so worth it.
I laughed so hard when I saw the actual clips.

Enjoy the read, stalker prude.

I still cant decipher how this is some sort of own in his mind

I think he's implying Geno beats her?

I could be wrong but during the exchange he spent a lot of time grilling her over her own usage of cocaine so I don't know if he's trying to do a Aaron type thing where he desperately flails around at someone else like "SEE SEE SOMEONE ELSE IS WORSE THAN I AM PLEASE STOP RIDICULING ME!!!!"

 

[Gator_Aids]

Nick and Ethan should collab.

I keep saying this!!!!! A Ralph / Rekieta weekly show would be a wild ride. Like a "Punished Kino Casino" called "Fear and Gunting".

On a separate note:

I just watched the video and almost instantly it becomes extremely clear to me that Nick is an incredibly violent man. There is no doubt in my mind he has attacked members of his family. The story Aaron told about putting the baseball bat between Nick and Kayla makes total sense now.

 

[Delany's Donkey]

Kayla wasn't happy with the April situation and Nick would fuck April behind her back

look how pedo Melton pumps his fist when Keanu exposes Nick's cheating on kayla behind her back. Nick is such a retard that he can't see how happy his new "friend" is to see him get fucked, he's like DSP thinking PPP was his true and honest friend for 6 months and it's gonna be the same result.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

I could be wrong but during the exchange he spent a lot of time grilling her over her own usage of cocaine

Nnnooo, child, it is you who is coke addict!

 

[Douglas Mortimer]

For me, it's his voice. His effete body language is amusing, and easy to make fun of. But that faggy california-valley-girl lilt he has in his voice, I don't know how to explain it...his voice just sounds fucking gay.

It's the worst. It's one thing to be an insufferable faggot but to add the smugness ontop of it all really does it.

 

[fggt_mcdckface]

Just imagine if he had pulled up. Wew lad.

Every single day I am glad he didn’t pull up.

 

[GamerGateSurvivor]

Nick and Ethan should collab.

If Nick and Ralph ever started feuding, Ralph would endlessly dunk on him.

You see this, bish? This is me drinking liquor. This is me doing a line, bish. This is me doing all the shit you can't do. Because if you do, your parole officer will drag you away to prison where you'll get raped by pack of niggers! But hey, don't worry about your wife and your side piece. I'll be sure to pay them a visit while you rot away.

 

[Nate Higgers]

He says “new” instead of “no” which is like level 10 prissy gay lisp shit. “New, New, new Keanu!”

It’s the least authoritative way I’ve ever heard a man say the word “no”

It reminds me of this old Nick Mullen joke where he was talking about gay guys and "gay voice".

Someone saying "stop it" as "stop it-uh" has gay voice. If they end their sentences/words with that little "uh" it's some fag shit. Nick does it when he says "no", among other words.

"NO-UH! NOT TRUE-UH!"

 

[JamFlowMan]

If Nick and Ralph ever started feuding, Ralph would endlessly dunk on him.

You see this, bish? This is me drinking liquor. This is me doing a line, bish. This is me doing all the shit you can't do. Because if you do, your parole officer will drag you away to prison where you'll get raped by pack of niggers! But hey, don't worry about your wife and your side piece. I'll be sure to pay them a visit while you rot away.

To be fair Ralph could turn on him at a moments notice because his wet brain's two synapse fizzled together reminding him of something Nick said 2 years ago.

 

[Captain Manning]

The highlight of the whole thing for me?

How Melton had that stupid ass pedotip thing running throughout the stream as a way to get under Kiki's skin, but what he really ended up doing was this...

I'm sure he is looking for an avenue to shank Nick at the most convenient opportunity, but I don't think he's smart enough to plan this one.