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He can't even get the quote right. It's "I suck dick for cock".
Weak. Pathetic. Cucked.
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He can't even get the quote right. It's "I suck dick for cock".
But Nick, why do you NEED to know the date. How does that affect you personally when Keanu talked to April?!I noticed this too, he keeps hounding her about October 27th. When she says she last texted April on Janurary 1st Nick's tone gets a lot softer and he asks "Kiki" when April last called. A minute after she says the last call was November 14th he goes on his 15 whippet spree.
That's unfair. He can punch himself in the head like a retard, as he was confirmed to do when he's filled with impotent rage.It's so hilarious to watch Nick being so fucking angry and just to laugh at his anger. He can literally do nothing. He can just rage, while you laugh at him. He's so fucking hilarious.
She has her moments. Much like Aaron, I find her more honest than Nick at least.I know this will be an unpopular opinion, but Keanu is such a catty bitch, I kinda love her.![]()
I didn't. I think that's a bit ridiculous.After last night, this is no longer an unpopular opinion. Multiple people unironically called her Queen Keanu in the thread. Pages 8980-8995 ish.
I dunno. For @Fapcop's benefit?Kayla is a useless whore who doesn't even care about her own children, why do people keep thinking she can saved?
Which one? There's two Ethans looking to suck his dick.Nick and Ethan should collab.
Is Crackets just Sekturite Onision?dude she pretended not to know how to find the most recent text message for like 15 minutes about the most miniscule shit and that's all it took for nick to become an abusive boyfriend.
"Debates" is a very loose word here. Most of his live fire exercises were screaming at people who either deferred to him (Lawtube guests) or were such easy targets that anyone capable of forming short term memories could outmaneuver them (Duncan, barely.) Even his pilpul schtick with Null and PPP only appears workable because he doesn't have to think on his feet and doesn't immediately have someone calling him a retard. Remember how he started sperging out when Eric July called him a whitebread ass nigga? The guy's historically been shit arguing on his feet. Keanu's pushback blindsided him, which was why he lost it so hard.Nick's MO is to act smarter than you and twist your words against you. He does this every time Josh or PPP says something about him. That's how he debates everyone.
Imagine being in your 40s and doing whippets. Imagine being that pathetic.Still catching up, I haven't seen it yet, so not sure if this has been posted yet, but if it hasn't I'm gonna be disappointed.
He says “new” instead of “no” which is like level 10 prissy gay lisp shit. “New, New, new Keanu!”But that faggy california-valley-girl lilt he has in his voice, I don't know how to explain it...his voice just sounds fucking gay.
Enjoy the read, stalker prude.Enjoy the read. You can only do it once, and it is so worth it.
I laughed so hard when I saw the actual clips.
I still cant decipher how this is some sort of own in his mind
I could be wrong but during the exchange he spent a lot of time grilling her over her own usage of cocaine so I don't know if he's trying to do a Aaron type thing where he desperately flails around at someone else like "SEE SEE SOMEONE ELSE IS WORSE THAN I AM PLEASE STOP RIDICULING ME!!!!"I think he's implying Geno beats her?
I keep saying this!!!!! A Ralph / Rekieta weekly show would be a wild ride. Like a "Punished Kino Casino" called "Fear and Gunting".Nick and Ethan should collab.
look how pedo Melton pumps his fist when Keanu exposes Nick's cheating on kayla behind her back. Nick is such a retard that he can't see how happy his new "friend" is to see him get fucked, he's like DSP thinking PPP was his true and honest friend for 6 months and it's gonna be the same result.Kayla wasn't happy with the April situation and Nick would fuck April behind her back
I could be wrong but during the exchange he spent a lot of time grilling her over her own usage of cocaine
It's the worst. It's one thing to be an insufferable faggot but to add the smugness ontop of it all really does it.For me, it's his voice. His effete body language is amusing, and easy to make fun of. But that faggy california-valley-girl lilt he has in his voice, I don't know how to explain it...his voice just sounds fucking gay.
Every single day I am glad he didn’t pull up.Just imagine if he had pulled up. Wew lad.
If Nick and Ralph ever started feuding, Ralph would endlessly dunk on him.Nick and Ethan should collab.
It reminds me of this old Nick Mullen joke where he was talking about gay guys and "gay voice".He says “new” instead of “no” which is like level 10 prissy gay lisp shit. “New, New, new Keanu!”
It’s the least authoritative way I’ve ever heard a man say the word “no”
To be fair Ralph could turn on him at a moments notice because his wet brain's two synapse fizzled together reminding him of something Nick said 2 years ago.If Nick and Ralph ever started feuding, Ralph would endlessly dunk on him.
You see this, bish? This is me drinking liquor. This is me doing a line, bish. This is me doing all the shit you can't do. Because if you do, your parole officer will drag you away to prison where you'll get raped by pack of niggers! But hey, don't worry about your wife and your side piece. I'll be sure to pay them a visit while you rot away.