Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Okay, after watching Meme Copium conflating April's THREE stories of abuse, I'm going to break it down.

(It's fine. It wasn't the focus of Meme's stream - Keanu was. But I think it's worth a breakdown. Mostly, I'm not citing sources because they're all available ITT or on MNPublicRecords threads, and that takes a lot of time.)

1) In ASHLEY'S TRO (I believe it was 2023), released by MNPR, she claimed that April told her about being headbutted and squeezed by Aaron so she couldn't breathe. Aaron has since confirmed that there was a big fight, but says that he never hurt her and certainly didn't headbutt her. He didn't want his kids to hear them fighting and was trying to get her to shut up.

2) In November 2024, during April's schtzo tweets (some possibly being written by Nick), she intimated being raped. People assumed she was accusing Aaron, but this tweet cleared it up.
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Assuming it happened, it was a past relationship.

3) Recently, out of the blue, Nick has said that the April/Aaron sex became "less consensual". April has not commented whatsoever. Until April comes forward we can assume it's all bullshit.

They're all lies, or minimally, exaggerations (for the first one only).

 

[CompaqOperator]

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This bitch, even after all that happened, still wants to fuck outside his marriage.

Don't worry, he will go back to larping as a Christian in a couple weeks

 

[Midnight Energy Drink]

Under the newest stream.

Who's going to tell him?

 

[Swole McPole]

Men will go to great lengths in order to get pussy - they will fight, kill, end life long relationships and go bankrupt over a piece of ass. However, no straight man will pretend to be gay just to get laid, much like Nick did with the whole male cheerleader act. He probably thinks it's a cute and endearing story, but I feel otherwise.

I can see doing it if you were out one night in a bar in exclusively female company. As you say, some men will say or do anything to get pussy. But in front of other men?

Nick did it in college, which would have been the totality of his social circle at the time. Everybody who knew him would have thought he was gay. The only conceivable explanation for this is that he's an afficionado of receptive anal sex.

I think Nick genuinely believed he was gay. Then he met Kayla and felt a stirring in his loins, and like many gay men, he thought 'Hooray! I don't have to go through like as a gay! I can get married and be normal.'

But like as with so many gay men, it's hard to maintain the heterosexual facade when you continually crave cock.

 

[Vibralldo]

True, everyone knew based on the house listing and from the photos April herself was posting on X and IG. People were saying it in chat too. But ngl it was pretty based of Keanu to just be like “I doxed her, so what, I’d do it again lol” instead

Nick thinks he's a master at hiding things, but everyone always sees through his bullshit immediately.

There is literally nothing stopping him from telling us the full story now, he already pled guilty.

Because he knows the true story makes him look like a monster so he can only lie and say "trust me, I'm innocent".

 

[Lonely khan]

"Only Some Of Us Send Cringy Messages To People We're Not Married To"
-Nick Rekeita

Nick was taking April's phones and accounts and was texting her friends to manipulate them

Only Some Of Us Send Cringy Messages As The People We're Not Married To;
Nick Rekeita

 

[Vibralldo]

If he's not on the list I'm gonna vote for the least funny option, fucking Jannies trying to keep Nick from having more trophies than Ralph.

Just write in Nick

Of all the people on that stream, that Moody guy was the biggest greaseball. 'No Kiki, you just don't understand, you little baby child, you violated ethics in drama streaming about retarded cuckolds'

All the while he's on a panel with a guy who openly fantasised about a guy's underage daughter and enabling another guy who's kid tested positive for cocaine.

I know nothing about Dabbleverse retards but I'm willing to bet there's some sinister shit going on with that guy. The patronising therapy speak shit makes my skin crawl.

Bringing up Keanu's abusive ex to make her cry and Melton saying "erm, I didn't post your butthole, I posted a link to a photo of your butthole!" was disgusting and all of these people are sociopaths that should be killed

Melton clearly has no empathy for anyone, just wants to be a stern/OnA shock jock, and will just start randomly trying to ruin people's lives to elevate himself. A truly sick faggot.

 

[not william stenchever]

They're fucked up even by Slav standards.

At least Slav children know how to work the potato fields and make borscht. Or in the Balkans load magazines and carry mortar shells.

 

[N1bbaN3rd]

I think Nick genuinely believed he was gay. Then he met Kayla and felt a stirring in his loins, and like many gay men, he thought 'Hooray! I don't have to go through like as a gay! I can get married and be normal.'

And then one day, Aaron walked into Nick's life, and his loins started to stir all over again.

 

[Sneed Force One]

Who's going to tell him?

Nick. Look at your entire SEO, your completely poisoned.
The only thing that appears when your name is searched is how you drugged your daughter and abused women.
Normies won't touch you with a 20 foot pole. I'd sooner try to sell seawater to a sailor then advertise you to anyone interested in legal debate.

 

[Dan of Steel]

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I know this isn't the first time he's said something this disgusting about Kurt before, but this literal nigger has learned NOTHING about being in a lawsuit with Montegraph with the very real possibility of getting his shit pushed in. Like there's being a stubborn ODD retard, and then there's being such a lunatic you're literally putting yourself and your family in jeopardy because you can't shut the fuck up. Nick is legit insane.

 

[Naaaaaaa]

Maybe, but I'm pretty sure this is an attempt at humor on Nick's part.

And like all previous attempts, it's painfully unfunny.

When confronted about his crime against marriage, Nick made this joke as a defense.

This is the exhibitionist-gooner strategy: if you confront him about the statement, he defends it by saying it was just a joke. If you accept it as a joke, it encourages Nick to edge closer, believing he’s gotten away with it.

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

has anyone ever made an "Oh Mandy" song with Nick Rekeita AI?

 

[Midnight Energy Drink]

Nick. Look at your entire SEO, your completely poisoned.

Even worse, HE is poisoned.

 

[SCV]

Cut of every time Rekieta returns to stream:
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I found 16 hits checks on Our Wife.

Spoiler: Timestamps

3:35:28
4:08:56
4:12:06
4:19:59
4:23:26
4:24:36
4:26:29
4:29:08
4:32:20
4:44:41
4:51:07
4:55:34
4:59:46
5:09:32
5:15:04
5:19:01

The way he says "is disgusting" towards the end is incredible. It's like he's weak and out of breath just from talking because he's a drug skeleton but is still more indignant that I can even comprehend. Amazing.

 

[culk]

has anyone ever made an "Oh Mandy" song with Nick Rekeita AI?

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May 24, 2025

Why does he keep karaterekieta chopping the poor hamster

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[Osama Bin Laden]

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May 24, 2025

Why does he keep karaterekieta chopping the poor hamster

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this is why i fucking love this website

 

[Captain Manning]

In the earlier stream, Kevin offered Null to go on his stream with the bodycam. I presume he would make more doing it on his own stream, but Kevin does pay his guests.

I don't think it's about the money with Null. It's about the principle.

He should do it on his own stream because he's leading the effort to get the footage, and he's earned the right to premier it himself for that reason alone. Whatever money he can get is just a bonus.

Obviously, everybody and their second cousin is gonna cover it afterwards. Which is why it should be prominently watermarked. Let Karl and Pedo Melton watch it on their crap shows with such a watermark. It'll be an extra funny.

Nick. Look at your entire SEO, your completely poisoned.

First result on Google:

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

I got myself muted on his rumble channel b/c I mean to him the last stream lmao. Edit: fixed dumb typo.

Honestly, just STOP! No one here cares that you go touching the cow. Don't expect to get asspats for it.

What's that mean?
Like until right this moment or until he was forced to stop doing substances by the courts?

I mean in reality he's never been sober, but what bullshit is Nick trying to spin?

He meant that up until the arrest he was under the influence of some substance. He is claiming he was never stone sober ever before when ok stream or preparing for a show.

lmao the micropeen counter gave me a hearty guffaw

Nick will beat that joke to death like every other, and it was not that funny to begin.

Still on his 'you don't have the full story' bullshit
I can't wait for that bodycam footage.
I want it streamed
I want it downloaded
I want it reuploaded
I want it saved locally
I want it saved to a thumb drive
I want it etched on a fucking laserdisc and shoved up Nick's ass so he can never say 'YOU DON'T HAVE THE FULL STORY!' ever again

There is literally nothing stopping him from telling us the full story now, he already pled guilty.

But you were never in the room with him at the exact same time and do not have the exact same life as Nick, so he will continue to dismiss your opinions.

When people were trying to give him advice on substance abuse, work-life balance, or marriage, he told them they could never understand because they were not a married legal commentary YouTuber with 5 kids that home-school.

Nick will never accept any advice he does not agree with.

spock or some absolute basic bitch retard shit. nick probably thought she was a nerd when they met and he was also a nerd but she just played nintendo once and was a proto gaymer girl.

Incorrect. She was a cheerleader that Nick pretended to be gay to get close too. She grew up in a broken home with semi-strict religious Prot parents, but from what I can tell, let loose in university and gave Nick the nerd the time of day.

If he's not on the list I'm gonna vote for the least funny option, fucking Jannies trying to keep Nick from having more trophies than Ralph.

Not to defend the gay mods, but it is not the Jannies, it is a community member who runs the Julays that made the decision. I also suspect it is BMJ ass-mad people that prompted this.

How??? Why does anyone still care about Monica Rial or Ron Toye after 5+ years? It's seriously the most pathetic shit. Actual Hylic clay monster behavior. Nick somehow tapped into an audience that's just as petty and obsessive as he is. Surely this is something that carries no downsides in the future.

He had a very loyal fan base that he destroyed. It is part of why he took so long to fall off. These are just the last dregs.

Honest question tho, does Nick's PO have to monitor Balldo's income level? Like, can he say "Nick, you are making below minimum wage, this streaming thing isn't a job, go apply to Subway or you are in trouble".

It depends on the PO ans jurisdiction, I would assume. I would be more worried about the 80 hours of service he has yet to complete...

Wait, what?

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Aaron BEAT April and Keanu endorses it?

He is exaggerating meanings of words to make things look worse. These are lies in the vain of 'my definition is different than yours' and 'I believed it when I said it' faggotry.

 

[Kipersonapiscesotter]

There is literally nothing stopping him from telling us the full story now, he already pled guilty.

You don't understand. Aaron said there were 3 ducks flying on the horizon, but there were 4, therefore Aaron lies. This is Nick's truth game.