Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 21.5%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.4%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 83 28.3%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 43 14.7%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 100 34.1%

  • Total voters
    293
Probably because acknowledging that Kayla willingly partook in the photoshoot but did not approve of its release, is implicit and undeniable proof that his wife is a slatternly whore who poses naked for other men for her own sexual gratification that is not derived from Nick's direction or consent.
 
I had to go back and watch some more Keanu vids for background on her and it's actually astonishing to me that this mediocre nontent streamer with a sub-100 IQ just sat down and easily won a intellectual sparring session with the greatest pedophile minds of the dabbleverse and reduced a very smart special boy into a bright red ragetwig.
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Keanu is an ugly retarded bitch and we shouldn’t promote her content in this thread.
 
I had to go back and watch some more Keanu vids for background on her and it's actually astonishing to me that this mediocre nontent streamer with a sub-100 IQ just sat down and easily won a intellectual sparring session with the greatest pedophile minds of the dabbleverse and reduced a very smart special boy into a bright red ragetwig.
Keanu occupies a certain 'dumb/smart' role with a long history. I've always thought she'd be better in pre-produced fictional content. For your consideration:
  • Fran Drescher - The Nanny
  • Brittany Pierce - Glee
  • Rose Nyland - The Golden Girls
  • Joey Tribbiani - Friends
  • Gretchen Weiners - Mean Girls
There would be no other sane reason for him to not simply take the L on this relatively minor point.
I'm still pausing on the fact that Geno revealed that Kayla has "NICK" tattooed under her left breast. Thanks, Geno. I could have gone to my grave without that information.
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Btw, on STMS, Keanu has asked anyone from Kiwi Farms to send her the evidence (tweets) about when Nick lied about missing a drug test. Anyone have the patience to teach this girl basic searching on The Farms or Ghostarchive? (I don't think she's officially a cow yet. I assume that's within the rules. I wouldn't know.)
 
I don't think she's officially a cow yet. I assume that's within the rules. I wouldn't know.
I think the general rule is "do whatever you want, but don't bring it back here."
We observe, whether you want to get involved is your problem, but if you brag about it or make yourself identifiable, your getting dragged.
 
Probably because acknowledging that Kayla willingly partook in the photoshoot but did not approve of its release, is implicit and undeniable proof that his wife is a slatternly whore who poses naked for other men for her own sexual gratification that is not derived from Nick's direction or consent.

Why not simply claim (whether true or not) that each and every aspect of her Toe-fucking up to and including the photo shoot were all done with Nick's knowledge and consent, then? That would at least stay well within his idiosyncratic definition of "monogamous" since she wouldn't have gone behind his back, and it would also fall well outside his idiosyncratic definition of "cuck" since it would not go so far as to admit to ever being turned on by his wife getting boned, as distinguished from how he maintains that Aaron's texts and the hand-holding story would make Aaron the only person fitting Nick's extraordinarily narrow definition of a cuck. All of this would be internally consistent in Nick's view and he should have absolutely no problem with it.
 
as for testimony of rekieta given coco to this kid, can this be used by the cops to arrest rekieta again? it is not distribution of cocaine because rekieta gave the coke to his kid for free. rekieta already pled guilty to cocaine possession. so would giving cocaine to a minor be considered a crime that rekieta has not already pled to?
pretty sure that's not how it works. worst case would just be if his PO finds out about him telling the story with seemingly zero remorse (actually, bragging about it) and then making a mental note. any consequence on that issue would probably be indirect at best if at all.

What if April has signed an NDA, and that is why Nick was trying so hard to find out when Kiki last spoke to her?
it's an impotent, manipulative control thing because he's an insecure faggot who hates women. he's more just trying to make sure that april didn't talk to keanu at all. i don't think there ever was an NDA, and as has been said in this thread before (i think by @AnOminous) any sort of "NDA" nick might have cooked up would probably be worthless in court. he probably just wants to know how much keanu knows so he knows how much of the narrative he has to try and control.
 
I had to go back and watch some more Keanu vids for background on her and it's actually astonishing to me that this mediocre nontent streamer with a sub-100 IQ just sat down and easily won a intellectual sparring session with the greatest pedophile minds of the dabbleverse and reduced a very smart special boy into a bright red ragetwig.
Ultimately she had text messages between her and April that showed Nick in a bad light and it was making him go nuclear. Some of her one liners were also effective.

She was right ultimately. Nick melting down that he had permission to share April's messages, whilst also saying he hasn't spoken to her since January and she wanted to put this behind her is Grade A hypocrisy when he is trying to take Keanu down for backstabbing April.

The divorce promise really set him off.

Aaron allegedly being abusive whilst April said Nick was abusive also. The panel trying to call her out on defending Aaron, when she didn't, even though by the same source against Aaron, Nick is guilty of the same shit.


Btw, on STMS, Keanu has asked anyone from Kiwi Farms to send her the evidence (tweets) about when Nick lied about missing a drug test. Anyone have the patience to teach this girl basic searching on The Farms or Ghostarchive? (I don't think she's officially a cow yet. I assume that's within the rules. I wouldn't know.)
I'm not sure I remember a lie. Back when April was on Twitter he was saying stuff that hinted he had pulled something over on the state. Like "According to the state of Minnesota..." something along those lines. April, I think, also said something similar.

I don't recall him directly saying he hadn't missed a drugs test, but maybe I'm wrong.
 
Btw, on STMS, Keanu has asked anyone from Kiwi Farms to send her the evidence (tweets) about when Nick lied about missing a drug test. Anyone have the patience to teach this girl basic searching on The Farms or Ghostarchive? (I don't think she's officially a cow yet. I assume that's within the rules. I wouldn't know.)

The Farms (as a gestalt) takes no positions beyond the aggregate of individual user opinions. As a non-monolith, it is entirely incapable of doing so, but the general principle is that anyone who pretends to speak for the whole (or imply that the may grant imprimatur) will unite users in common cause to shout them down.
 
Kayla's in-laws housed April
No, To clarify because this phrase caused some confusion (including from me), it was Nick's parents Bob and Celeste (Keanu said to Nick that April went to "your parents' house to hang out with them", Nick replied that April moved in to his parents' house.)

It must have been the property they own in Willmar.

And the specificity on verbal / physical molestation...Did Nick scream at his wife like he did to Keanu? Did he domestically abuse her? Physical assault?
I assume Nick's embarrassing attempt at hollering would be a decent illustration of how he deals with people disagreeing with him when not streaming.
 
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There would be no other sane reason for him to not simply take the L on this relatively minor point.
I think Nick's just a 0 impulse retard that snorted any kind of inhibitions away

He may have a vague plan, but he mostly just does whatever his dopamine receptors tell him to do:

"Defend the honor of your whore mistress!"
"Scream at Keanu that she's a dumb bitch!"
"Admit that you got April addicted to drugs!"

His desire to win an argument in the moment outweighs any overarching plan to prove his innocence
 
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KNU origin story:

Geno and Keanu describe the pic of Kayla posing for Aaron (From STMS today)

Were I in Geno’s shoes I might not choose this line of attack while hosting a show with my OF “creator” wife, but I guess that’s why he makes the big bucks and I’m a wage slave.
 
If I were you I'd be careful making categorical statements like that.
BREAKING: Minnesotan crack ghoul Nick Rekieta caught adopting retired racing whippets, overdosing them on animal tranquilizers, dessicating their corpses, grinding them up into powder, and snorting them to catch a technically legal high. WHADDAYA THINK BOUT THAT A-LAWGS? RACKETS W!
 
I know it goes without saying at this point, but didn't he say he was offline for a long time because he didn't want his show to be about personal drama anymore and wanted to come back when he had time and space to do a real show?
Almost without fail when people say they want to avoid drama they absolutely LOVE it and thrive on it.
I had to go back and watch some more Keanu vids for background on her and it's actually astonishing to me that this mediocre nontent streamer with a sub-100 IQ just sat down and easily won a intellectual sparring session with the greatest pedophile minds of the dabbleverse and reduced a very smart special boy into a bright red ragetwig.
All she had to do was be the sane person in the room and that's exactly what she did. I really respect her for remaining calm, it was clear that Nick was trying to get her to get pissed at him and lose her cool but she was composed the entire time.
 
No, it was Bob and Celeste
Which are Kayla's "in-laws".

BREAKING: Minnesotan crack ghoul Nick Rekieta caught adopting retired racing whippets, overdosing them on animal tranquilizers, dessicating their corpses, grinding them up into powder, and snorting them to catch a technically legal high. WHADDAYA THINK BOUT THAT A-LAWGS? RACKETS W!
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Unironically Nick Rekieta.
 
No, it was Bob and Celeste (Keanu said to Nick that April went to "your parents' house to hang out with them", Nick replied that April moved in to his parents' house.)

It must have been the property they own in Willmar.
Respectfully, I don't understand the confusion here. This is the second comment on the issue. My comment:

"Kayla's in-laws housed April"

That's OBVIOUSLY Bob and Celeste who are Kayla's IN-LAWS. How is my statement inaccurate? It's Bob and Celeste's home in Eagle Rock. Anyone paying attention knows that.

Are you thinking I said "Nick's in-laws housed April" ? I didn't. That would be Shari and Dan. They would never.
 
No, it was Bob and Celeste (Keanu said to Nick that April went to "your parents' house to hang out with them", Nick replied that April moved in to his parents' house.)

It must have been the property they own in Willmar.
I saw this a couple times so I have to point it out:

Melty Butter is right.

In-laws are your spouse's parents.

Kayla's in-laws are Bob and Celeste. Melty was trying to emphasize that Bob and Celeste are Kayla's in-laws (her husband's parents) and yet they're hosting her husband's girlfriend.

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I had to go back and watch some more Keanu vids for background on her and it's actually astonishing to me that this mediocre nontent streamer with a sub-100 IQ just sat down and easily won a intellectual sparring session with the greatest pedophile minds of the dabbleverse and reduced a very smart special boy into a bright red ragetwig.
One intolerably dull but otherwise unremarkable midwit was more than a match for what Nick has become and those willing to publicly associate with him
 
One intolerably dull but otherwise unremarkable midwit was more than a match for what Nick has become and those willing to publicly associate with him
to be fair, that doesn't really say much about anybodys skills (or lack thereof) at debating. nick has put himself in such an impossible and indefensible situation, even a 200 IQ nobel prize winning genius orator would have a really hard time trying to argue his way out of the clusterfuck that is nick's life.
 
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