Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Captain Manning]

December 27, 2023:

That's the one! Thank you!

He's admitted there is no prenup at least twice now. Hopefully we can put this to bed.

 

[Particle Bored]

 

[ChromaQuack]

You know what causes that? Vitamin B12 deficiency. You know what causes vitamin B12 deficiency? Nitrous oxide.

B1 deficiency from the alcohol, B12 deficiency from the nitrous. Why is life so hard?

It's almost like his body is begging him to stop doing drugs. Weird

Don't listen to these prudes Nick, you are a hard working man working hard. You've been streaming regularly and even doing lawstreams!, you deserve to wind down and take your mind off of that bitch thinking she can make fun of you. You deserve a little something as a prize, and I know what that prize is Nick. We both do.

Have a drink, have two, have a whippit a whippet and some glue. Have a wagyu stew, snort a hound till you go blue. These kiwi idiots haven't got a clue, have a drink and the whole bottle too.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

I think the most frustrating part of Nick insinuating that Aaron has inappropriate thoughts and relations towards people too young for him is that his friend he works with primarily to upset and cause problems for Aaron has talked about how much he wants to sex up Aaron's young children, and how gratifying and natural it would be for him to violate them.

These same children that have been in his house and played with his children. Nick has said how much he loves them, not as much as Melton loves their cup holders of course.

I used to be a fan of nicks and I've always tried to be somewhat conservative in my negative opinions of him, even when he was real bad I've always given him the benefit of the doubt on something. I used to say he's not that bad of a sex weirdo for an older libertarian. Then I would say he's not that much of a druggie for a lawyer libertarian, then I would say he's not that much of cunt when you consider he's part of the sektur, but that sort of whataboutism he could be worse attitude gets harder and harder.

At this point I'm just hoping beyond hope that the neglect and drug usage is the only sort of child abuse that ever comes out of this.

If there was anything to it, Nick would’ve lead with it last year instead of waiting until nobody bit on any of his other narratives.

“Gah everyone agrees Kayla willingly posed for the pic that cost him $50!?!”

(goes and picks a fight with Kayla badgering her about it and acting wounded, Kayla reminds him that he didn’t give a shit to ask as long as he was fucking a coke whore ten years younger whose body wasn’t “destroyed by pregnancy”)

“AARON IS A PEDOPHILE!!! Never mind that I’m still being sued over defamation for saying the same thing about someone else!”

 

[TherapyMan]

One detail I've always found very interesting came from @Not Who You Think's thread on Kayla:

Nick’s initial format was to be drunk and belligerent while reviewing documents, but Kayla’s influence saw to it that Nick was better behaved, avoided swearing, and was generally more wholesome.

Under this read, Kayla really was the reason Nick found an audience at all. Kayla, not Nick, created the RekietaLaw persona. Without Kayla's influence, Nick would have just acted how he acts right now: an absolute unlikeable cunt with no appeal to anyone.

But the thing I find even more interesting is examining why Kayla created Nick's YouTube persona. Ultimately, I think she designed the RekietaLaw persona to be basically the model husband she wished she had. Instead of the presenting the licentious, porn-addicted lazy narcissist Nick Rekieta, Kayla's chosen RekietaLaw persona portrayed a humble, hardworking small-town family man, dedicated to God, his wife, and his children. The RekietaLaw persona comes straight from a low-budget Hallmark romance movie.

And Kayla's influence probably explains why Nick garnered such a strong wine-mom audience: it's pure middle-aged woman wish fulfillment. Kayla's wish for the husband she wanted Nick to be, but never was.

How sad.

 

[RotPockets]

Guys... I don't like where this is going.

Alternative:

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Sweet Jesus "their mother". This guy gets into a frothing impotent rage over his coke whore but can't even give a micro second to think about how he talks about his wife.

Distancing language like that is often a red flag... reminds me of the Ramseys and 'a child is missing'. Also how JF referred to his wife as Mama JF to dehumanize her like a pet.

There is additional context which is that he was responding to a tweet using the phrase "their mother"

 

[Vibralldo]

One detail I've always found very interesting came @Not Who You Think's thread on Kayla:

Under this read, Kayla really was the reason Nick found an audience at all. Kayla, not Nick, created the RekietaLaw persona. Without Kayla's influence, Nick would have just acted how he acts right now: an absolute unlikeable cunt with no appeal to anyone.

But the thing I find even more interesting is examining why Kayla created Nick's YouTube persona. Ultimately, I think she designed the RekietaLaw persona to be basically the model husband she wished she had. Instead of the presenting the licentious, porn-addicted lazy narcissist Nick Rekieta, Kayla's chosen RekietaLaw persona portrayed a humble, hardworking small-town family man, dedicated to God, his wife, and his children. The RekietaLaw persona comes straight from a low-budget Hallmark romance movie.

And Kayla's influence probably explains why Nick garnered such a strong wine-mom audience: it's pure middle-aged woman wish fulfillment. Kayla's wish for the husband she wanted Nick to be, but never was.

How sad.

This is also foreshadowing:

When Nick decided to do YouTube full time and close down his law office he was able to sell Kayla on the idea by saying he could help out more around the house. Kayla missed Nick’s law office as she would use it as an impromptu daycare while she went to appointments and ran errands. Nick missed Scotch Fridays that he held at his office.

 

[DemsBNutz]

One detail I've always found very interesting came @Not Who You Think's thread on Kayla:

Under this read, Kayla really was the reason Nick found an audience at all. Kayla, not Nick, created the RekietaLaw persona. Without Kayla's influence, Nick would have just acted how he acts right now: an absolute unlikeable cunt with no appeal to anyone.

But the thing I find even more interesting is examining why Kayla created Nick's YouTube persona. Ultimately, I think she designed the RekietaLaw persona to be basically the model husband she wished she had. Instead of the presenting the licentious, porn-addicted lazy narcissist Nick Rekieta, Kayla's chosen RekietaLaw persona portrayed a humble, hardworking small-town family man, dedicated to God, his wife, and his children. The RekietaLaw persona comes straight from a low-budget Hallmark romance movie.

And Kayla's influence probably explains why Nick garnered such a strong wine-mom audience: it's pure middle-aged woman wish fulfillment. Kayla's wish for the husband she wanted Nick to be, but never was.

How sad.

Is that what killed the mmmmm mmmmm every time he took a swig of any beverage booze or non booze?? It was like 1 weekend it changed and he stopped all together.... I was thankful it was an odd tick. The man was lucky he stumbled himself into weebwars. I liked Leonard french till he went all dumb and lopsided law is boring... Sean an Kurt are ok replacements and have better takes then Baldo cared to do. Fat or not they are both more human the the doe of the sissyballs ever could do.

 

[Dustland]

There is additional context which is that he was responding to a tweet using the phrase "their mother"

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Cheers, it's even bloody worse. Self proclaimed media expert with so much wisdom he can and should write books on the subject and deserves 6 figure salaries to act as a consultant cant even make a single statement that doesn't make him look like a complete ass. If I was to take him at his own word the only reasonable assumption is that he the self proclaimed expert in social media is carefully crafting a narrative about how much he fucking hates his wife and would instantly drop her for any younger piece if he could get away with it.

He is a midwit that coasted through life on his trust fund, then got a massive ego when he stumbled on success and then instantly destroyed his own brain.

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

Any news of the pug, or has it passed on.

Body cam footage I'm going to be looking hard for it. If we don't see it, I'm going to assume its dead.

This has gotta be Nicks worst week since his arrest. I guess May may be cursed for the shit head.

Give it a few weeks... its about to get to be an even worse month,

Was Kayla in the room

I bet its one of the lot lizards he's been sending pictures of himself to. Kayla is definitely too zonked out to care.

 

[RotPockets]

Body cam footage I'm going to be looking hard for it. If we don't see it, I'm going to assume its dead.

This was Sonny’s last proof of life post-arrest. When last we heard, Our Hero was being imprisoned in the shit-filled coke bathroom of Balldo’s den of iniquity.

Spoiler: Alt

 

[God's strongest milkman]

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You could probably make a very long and entertaining compilation of PPP impersonation. Impppersonations.

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

This was Sonny’s last proof of life post-arrest. Which is when we found out he is imprisoned in the shit-filled coke bathroom.
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He looks emaciated.
I guess pets do look like their owners.

 

[RaptInPlastic]

This was Sonny’s last proof of life post-arrest. Which is when we found out he is imprisoned in the shit-filled coke bathroom.
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"I'm fun!" "I'm a fun guy!" "I'm great fun!" "I am a fun guy to be around!" "I am fun!"

...Horrorcow.

 

[Napoleon III]

And Kayla's influence probably explains why Nick garnered such a strong wine-mom audience: it's pure middle-aged woman wish fulfillment. Kayla's wish for the husband she wanted Nick to be, but never was.

In some ways Kayla is the most interesting one right now. Rekieta sperging out is to be expected in these circumstances and while it is very entertaining we all know what to expect.

But there is a question of will Kayla wake up from the drug coma and save her children or won't she. I think eventually she will do it. The horse stayed with Ralph for awhile but eventually left.

Kayla is on drugs which makes this less likely and means it will take longer but I think eventually she will run.

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

But there is a question of will Kayla wake up from the drug coma and save her children

Life isn't a fairy tale, she's not gonna do shit.
People who love their kids don't check out in the first place.

 

[RaptInPlastic]

Life isn't a fairy tale, she's not gonna do shit.
People who love their kids don't check out in the first place.

Why would she ever leave this incredibly handsome, rich, talented, rich hunk of manhood anyway?

 

[thebigdream]

This is only tangentially related to Nick, but it never ceases to amuse me when two vacuous people enter into a relationship. They become like two stars locked into a perfect orbit around each other, except the stars are made of turds, and they can't escape each other's shit no matter how much they seethe because they're forever waiting for the other to make a move which never eventuates. It's a cruel joke of life that this can happen to people, but like all good jokes, it's at least funny to observe.

Nick tax: she's never leaving you bro. Steel Toe was possibly the closest she ever came to having a circuit breaker, but by then it was too late because your dumb ass saddled her with too many kids to make divorce realistic. Enjoy the prison you built for yourself. The time to pull up was when you met her in college, but there were hundreds of off-ramps you could've taken since, retard.

 

[dustnight]

Keanu just called in to steeltoe

I wouldn't be surprised of Balldo tries going after Aaron for breaking probation by playing a song that includes lyrics about 'banging your wife'