Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[elb]

1. At 2:13:00, Aaron discusses remembering "two to three instances of very strange behavior" from a Rekieta child. (The context is whether Depp did coke with his kid.) Aaron is very careful because he doesn't want to talk about Nick's kids, but says again, "I saw very strange behavior that can be explained by being high on a stimulant."
2. At 4:38:40, Aaron says that he recently talked to "a parent of one of the daughter's friends," who was in the Rekieta house last week and reported that "the kids are for sure affected by Nick's actions."

 

[oh no im late for school]

If any of the clippers/editors want the model or some Rekieta Karaoke, let me know.

i think it'd be hilarious if you had the voice model sing bon jovi's "it's my life" 1000x better than he ever could

 

[Oxyjen]

HOW MANY BLACK ABORTIONS DID YOU HAVE
HOW MANY BLACK ABORTIONS DID YOU HAVE
DAVID FOSTER WALLACE

At present—and this is an important clarification, a kind of epistemological fulcrum on which much of the misunderstanding seems to hinge—I am, despite what certain speculative glances, widened pupils, or giddy intonations from the peanut gallery might suggest, not under the influence of nitrous oxide, colloquially known as laughing gas (though that designation is itself a kind of etymological sleight-of-hand, implying a cheerful harmlessness, a dentist’s benign tool, when in fact it’s a dissociative anesthetic with a long and storied history of recreational abuse, Victorian parlors, Grateful Dead shows, and dubious tank-dragging subcultures who refer to the stuff as “hippie crack”—none of which applies to me right now, at this moment, I swear). I am not experiencing that familiar helium-light mental effervescence, the sound-distorting echo-chamber giddiness, the cartoonish delay between cause and effect that renders one’s own thoughts less like linear cognition and more like watching a VHS tape with the tracking screwed up. I am not grinning involuntarily, I am not caught in the recursive loop of thinking about how funny it is that I’m thinking about how funny it is, etc. If I appear light-headed or overly amused or prone to digression (which, yes, fine, I admit, can happen without chemical encouragement), it is not due to any exogenous nitrous-fueled joy. My bloodstream, for the record, remains a dry county as far as N₂O is concerned. Whatever levity, loquacity, or lilt you might be perceiving is, regrettably or admirably depending on your view of the natural human condition, entirely endogenous.

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

Also of interest, the wine-moms are using Milton's Text-to-Speech with Keanu's voice.

Nick is 100% trying to fuck them.
My theory is one of them was in the room with him when he was yelling at Keanu

Nick might have to slip from “lab error” to full on blame of someone else on this.

Man I don't want that to be true because it involves a kid, but my gut says its gonna be true.

I remember noticing his fingertips turning a bit bluish, but never his fingernails.

clearly he's wearing a dark blue / black shirt here which explains it

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Thank you to @Nova902 for the cut.

Dreaming of fat gassy dragons with anime coping and sneeding.

His youngest has always interrupted his stream but he never lapsed (when within his power) to hide them from the camera. He either doesn't give a shit about shielding them from the internet or his brain is so fried the thought to protect them doesn't even occur anymore.

It can be both and likely is.

 

[Maude Snew]

Nick used to get his suppositories from Aaron if you know what I mean.

You joke but goo replenishment is important.

 

[Brian Oblivion]

Seeing that poor girl show up was legit heartbreaking. Imagine being entrusted with that kind of awesome responsibility and choosing the life he chose instead. Dude deserves a legit ass beating. Hopefully he gets one in jail.

It was extremely contrived on Nick's part there was no reason why that interaction had to happen on camera.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

1. At 4:38:40, Aaron says that he recently talked to "a parent of one of the daughter's friends," who was in the Rekieta house last week and reported that "the kids are for sure affected by Nick's actions."

I mean yeah no shit. First the arrest and then the qover and now Nick’s ridiculous actions. Not only does if affect them but it’ll have continuous effects when Balldo brain keeps going with his antics. Everyday it’s a new thing almost and they’re no doubt being bullied by kids for it. Imagine having your dad go from a big streamer to screaming at women about his fucking side piece while he has holes in his brain. Depending on those kids age level no doubt someone in their group is keeping tabs on his streams, clips, or the Farms to stay on top of his antics to bully Nick’s kids.

Well fucking done Rekieta! Slow clap.

 

[Permanent Resident Cope]

The ONLY pro it has is that it doesn't show in any drug test I know of

Welp, now Nick's gonna do it. Watch for signs.

 

[Kheapathic]

Nick is gay enough to be a Jojo character.

but he isn't buff enough for it..nor can he pose properly.

He hears the words "Pillar Men" and starts salivating.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

He hears the words "Pillar Men" and starts salivating.

That doesn't mean much, there are straight men who would be gay for the Pillar Men.

 

[AnOminous]

Kayla's short, like Ethan Ralph short. But it has been wondered, given all the kids seem a bit too slim and a bit short for their age.

And don't forget multiple people including mandatory reporters and, according to Nick himself, some rando at a chiropractor's, constantly complaining of hunger and being visibly filthy and smelling and showing up in the same clothes for days on end, and crying to the police about not having clean clothes to wear.

I mean there's also that.

 

[TheLastJoestar]

Lyrics by me
Song by Suno AI
Clips from Third World Aristocrat and Elissa Clips.

While I was scrubbing the archives of his streams looking for a good still image to use as the main cover, I paid attention to his fingernails. they were definitely not blue before. Nick is going to die of N2O if he doesnt admit he has a problem yesterday.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Based on the evidence I'm starting to think Nick was always like this and just lost the ability to hide it

Could be, he maintained a normal relationship and family until he was in his 40s, most evil people don't make it that far. He had a mean streak when he was making fun of people online but I have no room to judge that. I think instead he got a big head about how cool he was and decided that he could get away with anything, so he did. Then the drugs melted that nice part of his soul into goo, and we all know what happened to that.

 

[Phillip Green]

He wants to be able to say that SHE destroyed the marriage, she ended it, not him. He wants to go on pretending he gave a fuck about the family he helped create and demolish.

This is his standard way of dealing with conflict, throwing shit until the other side ends the friendship, leaving him clear to pretend the moral high-ground. He's even explained this on-stream:

Spoiler

From the first 10 seconds of @Third World Aristocrat's Scorched Earth: Balldo Season 2.

 

[AnOminous]

I like when that other guy calls him out for not wanting to admit he was there when it was happening.

 

[Mike Stoklasas Spock Ears]

I remember noticing his fingertips turning a bit bluish, but never his fingernails.
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EDIT: Just so no one gets their wires crossed — this was from a stream back in November 2023.

Also:
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lol

For everyone’s reference, I’m guessing by his shirt that these screenshots are from the Rumble stream on November 27, 2023. I thought those screenshots had to be edited, but his hands really DID look that bad in the video, especially towards the very end. Couldn’t find the exact moments but they look corpse-like throughout.




ETA: Wow, the comments on this Rumble stream are brutal. People really were fed up with him.

 

[Soapmore]

Nick to Keanu "Lots of people suck dick for cocaine".
Nick three weeks ago "No one sucks dick for cocaine".

 

[Vibralldo]

Nick to Keanu "Lots of people suck dick for cocaine".
Nick three weeks ago "No one sucks dick for cocaine".

Nick does probably

 

[Permanent Resident Cope]

Nick "Premiered" a Day 22 recap video.


Google: why premiere a video on youtube:


I was curious to see if Nick was in chat for this so I checked in a few times and he wasn't there at all. Pretty good for a social media expert, but he did get an extra 1/10 KNU.

 

[Artificial Stupidity]

OK what the fuck is Aaron implying in this clip?

I saw "weird things" he holds back on outright saying anything but follows it with "how someone would act on stimulants"
Something was witnessed by Aaron that includes the coke child & Nick, he's dropped subtle hints before but I've never seen anything other than Aaron saying "weird".
He doesn't say inappropriate nor do I believe he has ever said as much.

But didn't April say something about Her, Nick & the kids when she spazzed out after being locked away in the side home?
With how nick is acting recently I feel something big is coming and its not going to be great for nick.

Thanks @elb for clipping stms I couldn't watch that show in full Aaron is a douché