💼 Careercow Brandon "Bam" Margera - From Jackass to Lolcow

F40PH said:
I just find it incredibly weird, even for a careercow like Bam to have just this many people who want to see him completely finish himself off
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Let me guess, you don't frequent the beauty parlor or the boogie thread often?
I never seen bam get even a slice of what boogie (his thread is just people wishing he would die) or many female careercows cows get (primarily from other women). We talking CPS calls, haters getting jobs to be near them just to actively destroy their life and reputation and so on.
Bam is getting pretty much zero irl fuckery.

I wouldn't cry if bam died in a fire since I think his kid is better off without his fucking drama but thats not wishing he would die.
Also that wasted potential you mentioned, thats lost forever. He's been hardcore fucking himself up the last couple of decades and even if he quits everything his brain is still fried af. Bro is a lost case, a manipulator and a pos.

Maybe he can make a actual effort and try to be somewhat of a dad but he already spent how many years of Phoenix life being a drunk retard?
 
much like the bullfrog. bam's neck never stops growing. soon it will swallow his head entirely.
 
Terfatron said:
Let me guess, you don't frequent the beauty parlor or the boogie thread often?
I never seen bam get even a slice of what boogie (his thread is just people wishing he would die) or many female careercows cows get (primarily from other women). We talking CPS calls, haters getting jobs to be near them just to actively destroy their life and reputation and so on.
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Hell, the DSP thread is mostly people wishing him dead for being shitty at bing bing wahoo, even though that's the only reason his content actually sticks out to anyone in the first place. Bam is a much bigger asshole than DSP is.
 
Rogowski said:
He's the subject of the latest Nine Club episode:
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I forgot about him growing up next to the sewer plant. The fact that he went from that to being as rich as he got, and having almost every woman wanting to be with him kind of makes me surprised he's not more fucked up. I don't mean to sweep for Bam but I imagine most people would lose their shit if we experienced 'Beatlemania' like he did.
 
He really does have that retarded kind of confidence you see pretty often in trashbag people where it's like: "yeah bro just put me in there and play some heavy music and I'll just go wild, man", while also being the type of person who'd swing a skateboard at the back of someone's head in the heat of a scuffle.

Skateboarders fight like faggots, basically.
 
Mister Stink said:
He really does have that retarded kind of confidence you see pretty often in trashbag people where it's like: "yeah bro just put me in there and play some heavy music and I'll just go wild, man", while also being the type of person who'd swing a skateboard at the back of someone's head in the heat of a scuffle.

Skateboarders fight like faggots, basically.
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If you start a fight with someone holding a plank of wood attached to two heavy chunks of metal, that's kind of on you.
 
THPS 3+4 launch trailer released (why is a launch trailer coming out a month before release?)


Bam's in it and they did their best to make him look skinny and not haggard.
 
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Honestly, seems to be a relatively faithful (if flattering) rendering of latter-day Bam. Bam on a good day, if such a thing still exists.

Game looks like a lot of fun. One of the few series that I think really needs/deserves a remaster.
 
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