Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 21.5%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.4%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 83 28.3%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 43 14.7%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 100 34.1%

  • Total voters
    293
EWU you are being called to attention.
EWU where are you? Where are your other fellow bodycam fags? Why are you not actively seeking this out considering the bizarre attempts to conceal this specific bodycam footage? Why are cops actively trying to conceal this footage even though the eyewitness accounts of it actually make the cops look good?
You really don’t need to be greasing a probation officer to get permission to travel. I took a job with a company doing 20 trade shows a year, I was constantly out of state.
I find it kind of sus when a recently self-confessed drug felon immediately wants to go to Las Vegas to distribute illegally obtained nearly revenge porn material and remember in LAS VEGAS of all places. And the worthless, useless, absolute joke of a probation officer is apparently totally okay with this.

Who the fuck is this "probation" officer and why is he even paying paid when he obviously isn't even doing his job, and just allowing the criminal he's supposedly monitoring to commit crimes every single day, openly, in public, literally on Internet streams. What the fuck?
 
I think he demonstrated that very well up until the passions cracked his veneer and showed him to be an audacious liar.
My first thought was, he lied in every word,
That hoary cripple, with malicious eye
Askance to watch the workings of his lie
On mine, and mouth scarce able to afford
Suppression of the glee, that pursed and scored
Its edge, at one more victim gained thereby.

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The sheriff is waiting until Monday to "comply with the court order" because they are deleting or rendering the footage unusable and illegible over the weekend. 100% guaranteed that footage is already gone. On Monday the sheriff is just going to make some shit up and delay again, and just keep delaying and making shit up. Network errors, hard drive errors, paperwork errors, whatever it takes.
There is an implicit assumption here that the boomers at the Sheriff's Department know how to really delete shit off a computer, and wouldn't just "delete but not realize the files containing the footage are in the Recycling Bin" or "delete but not really delete in such a way that a data recovery specialist could still rescue it".
 
People doomposting is so tiring because if we dont get the footage, Nick is still an emaciated drug addict who cant stay sober, has ruined his life and relationship with his kids, is relatively destitute (the trust clearly doesnt pay enough to support his lifestyle which is why he went apeshit on superchat money), his contemporaries are weirdo internet fringe pedophiles, the list goes on.

'No bodycam footage, Nick won' is such a weird statement because if it doesnt release, we continue to not have it, but we dont have it NOW and this moron is only family money away from ending up like Ralph.

Nick cannot and will not win until he truly admits he's a loser and turns his life around, something he cannot do. He's going to keep burning bridges until he either fades off the internet and haunts a home he doesnt own like a ghoul or he kills himself, probably publicly, as a final act of pinning his downfall on his haters. I 100% believe he wont survive more than a year if the footage comes out.
 
It's too late, we're already suing, and if they delete things we get a bag from the county.
Yeah, and the judge (who is a big fan of the Killstream) will rule that Ralph gets that big pay day from the totally legit $5000 wager he made in good faith! Another big W for the Ralphamale! JK of course, Dandy Snow Pie county is gonna pay one way or another
 
It's just REALLY fucking weird (but not funny) that the County Attorney... the ACTUAL County Attorney... and not an ACA, would go through the effort of filing that motion at the 11th hour, first thing in the morning.

White? Sure, you would expect it from him. But the other side?

Obviously it was done to cockblock Hardin, but the exact rationale for wanting to do that is what is being speculated about so much. It's damn peculiar.

I don't think it's peculiar. Not nefarious either. The issue is pretty straightforward for the county attorney. Once released, it cannot be unreleased. It can't clawed back. If the MN appeals and/or supreme court rule that the government shouldn't have released it, they have no liability if they stop it from being released now If the courts rule it should be released, then it's just time and still no liability. Nulls actual attorney costs are small compared to a Rekieta lawsuit for damages.

No need to expose the taxpayers to unnecessary risk that Nick would prevail.. There's zero downside to opposing release and lots of upside. An appellate court will ultimately have to be the ones to absolve the taxpayers of liability by ruling Null has a right to the bodycam. Prosecutor can't do that.

It will be peculiar if appeals court orders them to release it and they still refuse. But that's a future date.
 
There is an implicit assumption here that the boomers at the Sheriff's Department know how to really delete shit off a computer, and wouldn't just "delete but not realize the files containing the footage are in the Recycling Bin" or "delete but not really delete in such a way that a data recovery specialist could still rescue it".
And if there isn't another state level database they had to copy it to they can't delete or something
 
My first thought was, he lied in every word,
That hoary cripple, with malicious eye
Askance to watch the workings of his lie
On mine, and mouth scarce able to afford
Suppression of the glee, that pursed and scored
Its edge, at one more victim gained thereby.

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Real thing from this movie, actual advice that everyone should take. Nick should take it.
 
Late and very gay. It's a twofer due to Nick's late-night stream on Thursday and various developments.

NOTE: Recaps of Nick's last 2 streams may seem irrelevant. However, if Nick has proven anything, it's that keeping track of his bullshit can be helpful. Day 24 Supertip trolling is worth looking at under the spoiler. Also, I am NOT caught up ITT - please be kind.

Karen Read NIGHT Stream Day 23- Rekieta Notables
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TLDR: This short 2-hour stream went live at about 12:40 AM CT, hours after the court ended, to make up for a now-deleted stream in which Nick abruptly left due to an urgent phone call and (supposedly ) dropping off a child at an activity. He addressed the bodycam issue and Null. Chats were being deleted from the Rumble chat. He dragged Null and Kurt relentlessly. A child showed up to have his homework checked, much to Nick's annoyance. After a long nap on Thursday, he was very peppy. (I have heard that his uncle is ill, fwiw.)

This has been well covered in a post with clips covering Nick's remarks about the bodycam and Null, and this post with details about the number of Superchats and Supertips during this stream.

Note: This stream has been comprehensively covered upthread. I will mention but not belabor the points discussed previously.

- "Universe's Best Dad" as named by Meme Copium cup was being gulped from. It may be a custom cup given the "art":
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- Opened with reading a chat listing his issues (bodycam, defamation suit, etc) and Nick laughed it off.

- Claimed someone he "looks up to" has health issues as an excuse for leaving the earlier stream.

- Laughed at Null for losing this battle in the bodycam saga; denied that two admin judges signed off on the bodycam; said Null lied to the courts; said it would be funny if the first time he won in the courts was against Null.

- Said his favorite bands are Stone Temple Pilots, Lincoln Park, and Machine Gun Kelly, but admits MGK is gay. Said that he's seen Stone Temple Pilots 4x. Later he laughed at Limp Bizkit and said he liked Everlast.

- He refused to address this Supertip with an emphatic, "No. I am not going to address that on this show."
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- Fatshamed a Superchatter and told them to get poor so they can't afford food.

- Fingers are still pretty discolored:
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- Claimed not to be discouraged by his view numbers.

- Said he deleted the earlier stream for viewership issues, not bc he did anything wrong or revealing.

- Left the screen briefly at 48:20 due to a child's interruption off-screen. Later, at 1:08:00, a kid interrupted (the audio is clearer on Rumble). It was a son wanting his homework (or something) to be checked. Nick looked annoyed.

- Went over Kurt's cooking video. He later asked Grok for this in further making "comedy" from Kurt:
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- Mocked but didn't deny whippits being in his room.

- Talked about how funny he finds his thumbnails.

- Chats were being deleted on Rumble, and (apparently) people were banned.

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- He noted that Kurt didn't have a problem offering alcohol to underage girls in that vid.

- When Kurt said not to send him electronic nudes if you're underage, Nick called out the legal problems, saying that the nudes would need to have artistic value.

- Nick claims not to have known about this the vid from Kurt. (That's patently untrue. The vid has been around for much longer than 1 year, and plenty of people told him about it in his chats.)

- Whined about Texas roaches.

- Signed off saying "I love you" to his audience.

Karen Read Stream Day 24- Rekieta Notables
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TLDR: This is Friday. No commentary from Nick on the trial for almost the entire first hour. Some brutal Supertips attacking Nick were sent in. Nick was not pleased. Addressed Null's efforts to 'permissively intervene' in his criminal case. Said the Farms gets "wrapped up in their own confusions" because it's an insular group. HEAVILY implied that Null is a pedo. He did make an effort to make legal commentary during the afternoon.

Interesting:
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Sadly, I got distracted by this thread and was not taking notes in real time, so I'm not clear on what was happening in the chat.

PLEASE NOTE THIS @Null at 3:14:00 (if no one has alerted you already):
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I do not know the lore on this, but Nick is implying that Null is a pedo, obviously.

Admin: 45 min late, 250 waiting; set up links in real time, thumbnail was set up ahead of time.

Morning

- More on Keanu
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- A Supertipper seemed to poke more fun at @AnOminous. Nick later said the thumbnail was not intended to look like Goodman.
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- Hair issues and, ironically, he was making fun of a witness with heavy hair gel.
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- Some KC commentary:
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- Sarcastically quotes a chatter, "Bodycam for the win!"

- Took meds at about 9:30 AM CT.

- He munched on something that looked like Hershey's chocolate.
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- Discussed superficially how simulations and AI are changing court proceedings.

- Mocked a whippit Supertip and looked annoyed.
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- Samsies:
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He joked that "at least my prostate enjoyed it."

- More. He responded, "okay".
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- He's growing tired of the micropeen joke and wants a new one.

- After a Superchat about Eric July, he said there was no slave owning on his father's side because they were immigrants "not too long ago". He says his Rekieta grandfather was first generation.

- Said he'll be on Xia's show today.

- The OLPR has demanded that he explain his criminal charges, which he said he has done. (At 1:37:00, @Useful_Mistake) He said that they may take it further.

- After the barrage of rough Supertip,s he said that too much of his personal life has been revealed, but said there's not much more left.

- Said that he'll never go on Kino Casino.

- At 1:43:20 (@Null, you might want to take note) Nick addressed that Null is threatening to "intervene in my criminal case" and addresses "permissive intervention".

- Said Keanu "deserved way worse" than what he did to her. "I yelled at a dumb bitch and I'd do it again."

- Said his sleep schedule is a mess and he's not sure about his apnea diagnosis.

- A chatter asked if he would be okay if one of his sons took a "sidechick". Nick deflected and said that it wouldn't matter what he thought. Said that they'd be adults who make their own decisions.

- Said that we (the Internet) do not understand his relationship with April (unnamed).

- Nick said he respects Matthew Hardin and knows that "he's doing his job".


- And so on..
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- Autistically googled Null being a pedo. He says he was trying to find a record of Null's old kinks.

- Mocked Spectre "sweeping" for Josh. (I'm unclear on the context.)

- Pontificated on Cuties not meeting the legal requirement of child pornography. Implies that Vito's a pedo.

- Tries to reset with (paraphrasing) "let's not talk about pedophilia".

- Asks for people to pray for him in response to a Supertip.

- Two big $50 Supertips came in at 3:29:30 @Third World Aristocrat .

- Rape jokes about Kurt:
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- Looked up Kurt Mueller's age (the Internet was wrong). Nick decides he's in his forties but then thinks he's 58. (He's in his late 30s if anyone cares.)

- Finger alert:
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- Abruptly leaves stream at 3:46:05 for 3-4 min - I assume that's when Null dropped the video notes of the house search???

- Briefly covered the pro-Karen Read protest in front of the courthouse.

- He says he has THREE MONITORS and a drawing tblet (this is at 4:09:30, @AltisticRight). (I don't particularly care, but others might bc the bodycam notes reference it.)

- Jokes about ceiling cats.

- He starts eating a sandwich that "Lady Rackets" brought to him:
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Somehow, jokes about the "age of consent" with a triple-decker sandwich.

- Replies to Grifty about something regarding Nick NOT wanting Grifty to send chats into the system (I assume Supertips.)

- Pontificated on women making sandwiches for men and people needing praise for doing so.

- Clearly got interrupted here:
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-Leaves at 4:49:00 for about 4 minutes.
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- And again at 5:24:24 for 5 min:
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- He is asked how he can live with "the state of the house" (meaning being messy; the notes have been dropped). He laughes it off with "it's a mystery".

- Recalled the Nashville shooter's manifesto before s/he "offed himself". Talked about how s/he was "a child" and seemed to grieve for them.

- Laughed at the 28 micopeen references in Supertips.

Edit: Fixed a screenshot and a couple other things.
 
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I don't even find Nick funny anymore. This shit is just depressing.
It's watching the inevitable conclusion to a known ending.

(...in the distance) pull up pull up terrain.
Looking back, the extremely well-behaved crowd of us at the Omnibussy must have freaked out everybody at the courthouse. We packed that little courtroom.

They're probably used to a handful of family members of tweakers showing up smelling like meth and BO. That's normal to Kandiyohi County. Two dozen quiet people carefully taking notes? Gotta be some kind of weird cult.
"These niggas brought pen and paper and can write. What the fuck is going on here? We need to nip this in the bud."
 
People doomposting is so tiring because if we dont get the footage, Nick is still an emaciated drug addict who cant stay sober, has ruined his life and relationship with his kids, is relatively destitute (the trust clearly doesnt pay enough to support his lifestyle which is why he went apeshit on superchat money), his contemporaries are weirdo internet fringe pedophiles, the list goes on.

'No bodycam footage, Nick won' is such a weird statement because if it doesnt release, we continue to not have it, but we dont have it NOW and this moron is only family money away from ending up like Ralph.

Nick cannot and will not win until he truly admits he's a loser and turns his life around, something he cannot do. He's going to keep burning bridges until he either fades off the internet and haunts a home he doesnt own like a ghoul or he kills himself, probably publicly, as a final act of pinning his downfall on his haters. I 100% believe he wont survive more than a year if the footage comes out.
You can also just look at his blue fingers and tell he hasn’t won anything. We still know nearly everything that happens in the footage and we can clearly see he’s dying of nitrous abuse. That’s not a victory, that’s scoring a single punch
 
The sheriff is waiting until Monday to "comply with the court order" because they are deleting or rendering the footage unusable and illegible over the weekend. 100% guaranteed that footage is already gone. On Monday the sheriff is just going to make some shit up and delay again, and just keep delaying and making shit up. Network errors, hard drive errors, paperwork errors, whatever it takes.
Police might bend a few rules, in order to look after someone with money or influence, but I doubt he's going to risk his job or pension by deliberately deleting video footage that's in the process of being litigated.

Incidentally does anyone remember a Rekeita stream from several years ago where he joked about 'losing his guns in a boating accident' ?
 
Late so I'm sorry to ask the seeming obvious, but is the footage destroyed?
I doubt it. Destroying official footage is kind of a big deal.

And even if you fear no judge and don’t give a shit about your job, it’s not that easy. It’s not like you can just throw a VHS tape on to the fireplace, digital files are very easy to recover, are kept in multiple locations including server farms online.

But AFAIK, an administrative judge told them to release it, and some corrupt local prosecutor said “Noooo! We must protect our county from the eeeevil kiwifarms!” And had a local judge sign an order?

And that’s being appealed, right?

I reckon it’ll be released eventually. There have been plenty of cases where cops and prosecutors tried to protect bad apples by not releasing footage, and it always ends up getting out.
 
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